This week on aBlogtoWatch Weekly, Rick, Ariel, and Ripley dive straight into the chaos of modern watchmaking and immediately land in the world of Death By Line Extension, a place where brands keep serving new colors and new variations faster than anyone can remember the last thing they released. As Ariel and David just returned from Dubai Watch Week, Ariel explains that someone asked if he was tired of watches, which is hilarious to him because he seems to have a strange superpower that allows him to absorb an endless stream of new releases without losing his mind. The team laughs their way through Omega price increase drama, Rick mourns the loss of the helium escape valve with the seriousness of a national tragedy, and Ripley pitches a country song about no longer being able to afford an Omega. The conversation moves into full Beige Tudor Energy when Ariel admits that a new Tudor release gave him absolutely no emotional response, which is apparently almost impossible. Then comes the Big Bang Convergence Theory, a running joke where Ripley points out that watch design is starting to evolve like crab evolution, but for luxury stainless steel, complete with Hublot-inspired chaos and Zenith pieces that Ariel swears look like artificial intelligence was left unsupervised. The episode continues with stories from Dubai Watch Week, a fantasy about a tractor-themed watch festival on Rick’s farm in Scotland, a moon phase that only a werewolf would truly appreciate, and a one hundred fifty thousand dollar Tag Heuer that looks ready to jump into a Formula One pit lane. Listen in and join the conversation for a full buffet of watch industry humor, confusion, passion, and gentle suffering wrapped in beige energy on this week's episode of aBlogtoWatch Weekly.
00:00 – Intro: “Watch Fatigue” & Line Extensions
01:10 – Special Request: Fewer Releases, More DigestibleSpecials
02:00 – Ariel’s Superpower: Infinite Watch Absorption
03:00 – Price Increases & The Industry’s ‘Bad Habits’
04:20 – Omega Identity Crisis & Price Creep
06:00 – Country Song Pitch: ‘Remember When I Could Afford anOmega’
07:10 – Bond Watches, Planet Ocean Controversy & TheMissing Helium Valve
09:00 – Rolex CEO Dubai Interview: Overblown Headlines
10:30 – ‘Speedmaster Irrelevant’ April Fool’s Dream
12:00 – Dubai Watch Week vs Watches & Wonders
13:20 – Proposal: ABTW Farm Watch Week (Scotland Edition)
14:50 – Tractor Watches, Farmer Rolexes & LamborghiniTractors
16:40 – Whisky + Watches Tour Pitch
20:00 – Transition Back to Dubai Watch Week (Finally)
20:45 – Golden Diamonds Hall & Weird Influencers
22:20 – Does Watches & Wonders Have a Problem?
23:00 – Plane Movie Reviews
24:00 – Wearing Watches at Shows: Dubai vs Geneva
25:20 – Moser Streamliner Perpetual Moon Concept Meteorite
31:00 – Audemars Piguet “Robot Watch Setter” Device
35:20 – Zenith Defy Extreme Lapis Lazuli
39:00 – New Tudor 36mm Beige Dial Ranger/Explorer Style
41:45 – TAG Heuer Monaco Split Seconds Chronograph ‘Air 1’
47:40 – Who Gets the 30 TAGs? (F1 Political Discussion)
48:20 – Wrap-Up & Tease for Next Week’s Omega Rant