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This week, Bert’s wasting away, Tom’s tucking in his shirts, and the Bears are going into hibernation for the winter. Before that good news, Bert breaks down losing 25 lbs in a month, projectile-vomiting in airport bathrooms, and Tom producing Olympic-level protein farts. Tom also talks his new pastry empire and defends his son’s obsession with suits and hair product; along the way they dive into Bert’s DEXA scan nightmare, and some chaotic CMA stories including a Steve Martin panic-meeting and Billy Bob Thornton being a king. They also discuss robe culture, aging out of podcasting, comedian fashion, the future of 2 Bears with guest hosts, tours and the 2 Bears 5K, plus they announce the return of the Summer Bears next week. Enjoy!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 318
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:02 - OzemBert & Gassy Tim
00:09:17 - Fat Boy Dreams
00:19:35 - Dressing Like An Adult Is Hard
00:28:44 - Country Music Awards Chaos
00:39:57 - Robe Guys & Big Joe Pesci Energy
00:46:22 - Crisis Of Appearance
00:52:03 - Quentin Tarantino
00:55:46 - The Winter Bears, 2025 Look Back, & 2 Bears 5k
01:06:14 - Wrap Up
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