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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).
Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.
Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 840
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:12 - Farts & Safety
00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan
00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun
00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor
00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown
00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt
00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters
00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns
00:43:59 - Madonna
00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense
00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year
00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene
00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women
01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr
01:09:05 - TikToks
01:19:38 - Final Safety Tips
01:22:01 - Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez
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