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It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain.
Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?”
Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 836
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson
00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number?
00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr
00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug
00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady
00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan
00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy
00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention
00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie
00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez
00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits
01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles
01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized
01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl
01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers
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