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Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.
Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 834
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action
00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas
00:14:14 - Florida Trash
00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds
00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff
00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude
00:37:48 - Bert
00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld
00:47:17 - Pudding Unc
00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady
00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater
01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special
01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:22:31 - I'm Ryan
01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga
01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog
01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem
01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes
01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer
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