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>> Let's try to get a Johnny Lee picture.

>> It's Johnny Lee, but we're in his day.

>> Is the car heart, no.

>> Specific time period appropriate, no?

>> It's supposed to be like a boiler suit.

>> It didn't arrive.

>> What is a boiler suit?

>> Like a cover roll.

>> Oh, like something would wear in the boiler room?

>> Yeah, but there's the best kind to get.

I would have done a mashup.

Now, see, here's got kind of a pleather jumpsuit.

He's got a lot of great looks.

>> That guy was out there.

>> And the two diamond studs.

Oh, let me do it with my john C.

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>> Oh, yeah, he invented the isolation goon tank.

>> Yeah, we go in there and go and it's like you're space dude.

>> My friend actually went in his tank.

>> And did ketamine with him before he went in his tank.

>> Who?

>> Todd McCormick.

>> Hey, what happened?

>> He John Lilly shot him up with an intramuscular shot of ketamine before he went into the tank.

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>> He's like, this is what I do.

You want to do it?

He's like, okay, sure.

>> John Lee is like, hey, do you want to watch my parents fucking to conceive me?

I like to do that in this day.

>> Let's go back and talk.

>> I like to go into the fucking, what do they call that Buddhist thing where you go and watch your parents fucking.

>> Is that a real thing?

>> Yeah, you know, I forget the afterlife, their home mapping, the afterlife thing.

>> But can they do it like with meditation or something?

Is that what you're saying?

>> Yeah, but they say-

>> If you could choose to do that.

>> What?

>> If you could go back in time and watch something, but only one thing.

And that thing is your parents fucking.

You could be back in 1976 or whatever it was and you were born.

>> So what do I get out of that?

>> Nothing.

>> Just a research.

>> It's like- >> You only get one trip back in time.

Everybody gets a trip back in time to see what it's like, but that's the only thing you get to see.

>> It sounds like Tibetan Buddhism what you're describing to me.

Pretty sure that's what, really call it when you go to the place you go to watch your parents fucking.

Jamie, are you a Buddhist?

The Bodak is not called that.

>> How do you like that Nicki Minaj, huh?

Really a- >> What about her?

>> We've been covering a TPU SA all week.

>> Okay, you're deep in the woods.

I'm not.

I stay out of that.

If it seems like- >> Why it's such great-

>> Because it seems like the right wing of this country is in some sort of a weird gang war.

>> [LAUGH]

>> There never was a fucking United, right?

It was much people needing some shit done.

They didn't get done and now they're upset about it.

And so the thought, so because here's the important-

>> There's a bunch of people scrambling to be in control of the narrative too.

>> The polymarket dudes have some network.

There's also like the show I sold called The Cutout.

They do these cutout things or it's like you pay a company to put up.

Remember when Elon showed what countries all the tweets are coming from?

>> Right.

>> Okay.

Why the fuck are Indians and Sri Lankans tweeting about Israel Palestine shit, right?

>> Right. >> It's because there's these bounties they put up.

And you can get invited to like a circle.

Remember when you show me those things people get of like, hey, say this shit and we'll give this one.

Well now there's a bounty system.

It's on Jimmy Channel, it's fucking amazing.

So a bunch of people that I would watch them just like flip and say a thing like it's their job to say it.

It was their job, but they're trying to hit a certain amount of engagement.

And then you get like 50 grand.

I can't remember the name of the guy that pointed out, but it's really good fucking work.

>> Wow.

>> All right, shit, I should've looked at it.

>> So it's not just bots.

>> The Bardo.

>> Bardo of becoming.

Tibetan teaching after death consciousness passes through several Bardo's culminating in the Bardo of becoming,

>> You can always tell who's getting paid to say a thing because they'll use specifically to say that.

>> Well, it sounds like a fair, I thought it was very interesting and informative that I'd like to learn if you have a brochure.

>> How many people are doing that?

This is the thing, the conversation's always been like other countries are doing it.

>> Yeah.

>> And then they have bots and fake accounts, which is definitely true as well.

But it seems like also they're paying people to say things.

>> Yeah, well.

>> There's a lot of people that seem like they're doing it like it's a job.

>> Me assuming someone either is blackmailed or mkultrin is me being kind of positive,

because really a lot of these people are just sacks of shit that are going for a bounty.

So if you are mkultrin, that's like kind of cooler than that, I think.

>> And you think some of them can just sort of justify that bounty that whatever country is paying it.

Hey, they have their own rights.

>> Specific like billionaires in shit paying it.

>> And it works both ways, I'm sure.

I'm sure a lot of people-- >> Please with what?

>> Anti-Israel stuff, people being paid a bounty.

Don't you think?

>> I know.

>> I think like there's certain people involved in that as well that are probably being paid.

>> That crime that God done in Gaza, and they're done now.

So everybody can relax.

>> They got it done?

>> They got it done, yeah.

Oh yeah, it's done.

So what you want me to think I'll see, he'll explain it to you.

But so that crime that's done now, the reason that the frantic buying up of the media by Larry,

the shadow president Larry Ellison, is because they lost the next generation of trauma-controlled

fucking mind slaves because on TikTok, these psychopaths bragged about crimes they did to people.

And all the young zoomies are on there, including in America, we were forced fed woke bullshit

by the oligarchs who are now suddenly horrified, because they didn't think it would blow back

that their kids would absorb that crap.

Guess who has not had woke programming for the last 12 years, Israel?

So you can tell who's involved with the propaganda now, because they have no concept of the sensitivities

of these gender blobs that were made in this country.

So now they lost the next generation.

So now they're frantically buying TikTok to putting Barry Weiss in charge of fucking.

That's going to work out great, I bet she's already out based on the town hall alone

that we covered.

Little worse things I've ever seen.

>> I didn't see it.

>> Well, you're lucky.

But we covered it all.

>> I'm trying to stay out of most of this stuff, because every time I talk to you I get

dragged in and I get paranoid and anxiety.

>> Oh yeah, no, you can be killed.

I mean, so I went out into a trucker.

I mean, he easily could be killed in, you know, yeah.

>> I don't know.

>> Jimmy worry about that?

>> Jimmy got his phone hack with Pegasus at that time.

>> Yeah.

>> He got, the Bohemian Grove thing is hilarious.

>> Yeah.

>> Because it's so funny, because he could tell he's one of 12 kids, because he feels left

out of shit still in a way with things.

And I'm, it's like, why don't I go that damn well?

You got an opportunity, and then you brought that Nixon joke about Bohemian Grove.

>> Yeah.

>> You know, they're Nixon quote?

>> Yeah.

>> He goes, you heard that quote, right?

>> And they go, no, they've not heard it.

>> They not come on.

>> And he said it, and then they didn't laugh.

>> [laughs]

>> They didn't nobody laugh.

>> Let's play the recording of Nixon saying it, because it's even funny.

Hey, we're back.

>> Hey.

>> We got an issue.

>> What happened?

>> Two podcasts in a row, the podcast, yeah, we got a software glitch.

What were we just talking about?

>> A syn audio.

>> Oh yeah, sweet audio.

>> But in his own voice, the foggy is the thing I've ever seen.

>> No, I'm not hot, I'm not hot, I'm not hot.

>> Yeah, Stanford, let's go crowd.

>> So I think there's always been places where dudes go to get their free gun.

The lost Nixon tapes, here it is.

During discussion with Hitleman and Kissinger about youth conference, annual youth conference,

the subject turned to homosexuality and society.

>> [laughs]

>> As it always does.

>> [laughs]

>> You just give me some of this.

>> Let me make sure it's the right one though, I don't know if it is.

>> I mean, it always says Gays are born that way, no, this seems different.

Well, Nixon was progressive.

Gays are born that way.

>> He's a really good guy.

>> You know the whole Nixon getting booted from the White House story, right?

>> You know the Watergate story, how do you say that in Bob Woodward?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh my God, how crazy is that?

>> Wow, you're naveling, you're telling your first big break is the watergate.

>> How crazy is that story?

>> It's a complete story.

>> It's the template for all of the media, for how long?

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Here it is, yeah, President Richard, boy, now it goes what?

From time to time, this is that quote, it's the most faggy god damn thing you could ever

imagine.

It was funny, Cecil Rhodes kept saying he wanted to make bundles of men, you know, like

a bundle of sticks of men in his round tables, you know, a bundle of sticks is of course

a faggot.

That's not the slur.

But the goal of Cecil Rhodes was to create secret faggets around the world.

Secret ones.

Yeah, bundles of men, fraternal organizations, the names don't matter of your dumb group,

whatever.

Everybody's in a stupid fucking.

Right.

Skull and bones.

Yeah, and look, when he's saying the f slur like that, I don't think he just means a

little bit of a man on man action.

I think he's talking about the ceremonies of the dress up.

Oh yeah, the dress up, the whole Renaissance fair thing.

Yeah, like the owl thing, like never mind anything you heard they did, okay, that's just

nonsense talk, but just the things you know they did.

The video that the video that Alice Jones got is, and he did it by the way back with

John Ronson back when Alex Jones, so Alex Jones and John Ronson sneak into Bohemian

Grove.

Alex Jones filmed them.

Everybody was like, he's crazy.

He's a cook.

He's filming them doing this fucking wacky ceremony in front of Molec, the owl god.

No, well, it's not molec, it isn't?

No.

What is the owl?

It's, I mean, for us all, from what I understand, Molec is a type of sacrifice usually

to but all, which is like a rich band, you know, well, I thought that owl, the big

owl.

It was not Molec.

Molec, which one's owl?

Molec.

I've heard the owl is called care, like that cremation of care, there's a, but it's supposed

to be the Artemis owl is from what I understand.

Athena, Athena Artemis is the same thing.

Doesn't have a specific name, but it's a symbol of Minerva, the Roman goddess of wisdom

representing the club's values.

That's what they say.

Yeah, the club's values are, so, but they say wisdom, that means magic shit.

That's what I'm saying.

Can you see an image of what that, that statue, large owl statue looks like?

Oh, they make a big deal about misidentifying it as Molec.

Oh, man, that is weird as fuck.

Okay, so what, what does Molec look like?

Just pull that up.

Let's find out what Molec looks like.

I think, I think now they no longer think Molec was an actual god and they think it was

a type of sacrifice.

An ancient Christian, oh, Molec was like a bull.

That's Bale.

I mean, well, there's a bunch of Bales, there's Bale, Hadad, Bale, I'm on.

Okay, but which is, is Molec and Bale connected?

Because there are all these Molec pictures to show like a bull.

Okay, so the sacrifice itself, from what I understand, and you probably somebody on that

could correct it, but at this point, they kind of think, because it's only says MLK

in the original writing.

So it's a type of sacrifice to the bull god, you understand?

Right.

It's a Molec sacrifice.

So you get material gain for your first born, like, that's a Molec.

Oh, God, look at this one.

I think that's what it is.

Look at this one, the statue of men that's stuffed with men.

What's the big deal?

We do that.

We check people do that.

Burning man.

We commemorate it.

You know, can't rich old fruits have a burning man of their own?

They already do.

It's called burning man.

Yeah.

It's called just blowing people up.

Canada idea associated with in biblical sources with the practice of child sacrifice.

It derives from combining the consonants of the Hebrew, Mellik, King, and the vowels

Oh, shit, shame.

The later off from being used in the Old Testament is a very name for the popular god

ball.

So maybe they're calling it, was he calling it Molec?

Because that's how Alex Jones is referring it to it.

Was it because it was a child sacrifice?

Um, maybe.

And also keep in mind, just because they, it's an owl, whatever, people that do goofy

pagan shit, you know, think of it like, did he change in his name every time he does

a crime?

Right.

That's how these gods work.

So it'll be like, no, his name's not that.

That's his other thing.

And you're like, wait, that they're more, and so you can mix and match them.

It's called alchemy.

You could, you could grind them in their constituents and mix and match them.

What kinds of great ways?

That being said, they're doing something weird.

They're wearing robes.

They're chanting and they're, they're carrying a bundle of sticks that's supposed to like

represent a body or something like that.

And then they're going to talk and the whole thing is fucking bizarre.

If somebody invited me to that and then that's what we went and did, I would never hang

out with them again.

I'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

If you have to make a decision to be a fucking mass murderer on the order of any mass murder,

they told you it's bad.

And so you need to cremate your care.

Or you want to sell natural gas and get that pipeline opened up.

Yeah.

And I want to burn my dull care about the bad things I'm doing away because I can't not

do it.

I'll be killed.

Also, you want to be compromised because that's how you do business.

All right.

That's how I do business.

That's how I met my dolphin wife, Sean Arathin.

I know she looks young, but she's of age.

My favorite part about the Lily story is the experience that the lady was doing with

the dolphins when she was living in the house with them and she had a jerk them off.

Otherwise they wouldn't pay attention.

And people found out about it and they shut the science down.

It made them work, it made the dolphin work a repeater.

He had a name show.

It's Peter the dolphin and he took his own life after he took his own life.

Peter the dolphin.

Kill himself.

How did you do that?

I had it's really dumb and obvious, but I didn't guess what it was.

Could you just inhale all the water?

Yeah, just drown himself.

I thought he like jumped out of the water.

It's like a big fan or something.

I couldn't figure out how they do it, but yeah, you need to drown.

I see Ford himself and just flipped over into the crowd.

Bruce's told me about all the how they would drain dolphin jihadis.

Oh yeah.

Oh, we had dolphin jihadis.

We trained dolphin jihad.

We had dolphin kamikazis.

We took dolphins.

We love you.

Hey.

Bruce, give you a little collar.

We'll find the Russians.

Let me tell you if you want to do more like because I texted you some real dolphin info.

You did?

I know.

The thing is, when you text me, you text me so much, I can't read it all.

It's not possible.

Well, that's good because this is going to be a real treat for you to hear.

I like how you still going with the old school white background in your texts.

Why do you think I should change it?

Nope.

Nope.

All right.

You be you.

Is there a bad background?

Okay.

Okay.

So, you know, they always say dolphins are a little amorous as the term they use in dolphin

handling.

Yeah.

I'm allowed to talk about this as long as I change the name of the person and the dolphin.

I was dolphin.

Oh, you told me.

Oh, you did send me that.

That's right.

Okay.

Because I was like, you know, they always say dolphins are.

Yeah.

Don't say your friend's name, but tell the story because it's crazy.

Yeah.

I always feel like they're smear in dolphins like how we did to a great man Saddam Hussein.

Remember, we smeared that guy and he was the best president of Iraq.

They've ever had.

A little bit of a good offie.

I don't even want to bring that one up because that's really depressing.

That's a crazy one.

The most prosperous country in all of Africa.

Yeah.

Screwed up three other countries went on unreal.

Yeah.

There's a great clip of Russell Crowe explaining all the things Gaddafi did on this podcast,

explaining how we're supposed to think Gaddafi's the bad guy, but he's right.

He's exactly right.

He's exactly right.

Rosa Crowe was dead on with that.

Oh, yeah.

100%.

So I'm like, maybe dolphins are just another Gaddafi.

Gaddafi.

Gaddafi gave everyone free education.

Everyone when they reached a certain age got a home.

If you had a specific skill, they would send you to another university and pay for it

wherever they had to send to.

Territory.

Well, that too.

But so are we.

Yeah.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

It's all pretend.

Well, I hate to bring it up.

But ISIS is in charge of Syria now, even while morons will tell you ISIS is attacking

Christians in Nigeria.

Listen.

Is everybody retarded?

We're always a glass half empty, at least Netanyahu got a pardon.

Did he?

From who?

Trump.

Trump.

How could Trump pardon Netanyahu for?

How does that work?

I don't know.

You asked me.

You.

You okay?

Someone should cue the America fuck yeah music right now.

Oh, we're bombing Venezuela too, by the way.

It's just hate.

Hey, dude.

No disinformation.

Drone bombing.

Where are we in there?

No, we got grant.

We reported yesterday.

We got grant people going.

Who says Trump, the first fucking guy?

He's not going to receive Israel prize.

Oh, Trump got a prize.

The first non-Israeli.

Nounces Trump will be the first non-Israeli to receive Israel prize for tremendous contributions.

Yeah, well, they should get more fucking prize.

You got to make deals.

You want to make omelets?

You got to crack a few eggs.

There's no one to come in.

I like the prize.

Nobody gets it.

But Israelis, I want to be the first.

There's no omelet ever coming whenever someone says that.

What did he pardon Netanyahu for?

I didn't know that Netanyahu was in trouble.

I do.

He was about to be overthrown before October 7th happened and betrayed you there.

Let that go.

But right here.

But what are we pardoning for here then?

That's what I'm saying.

Oh, that's right.

That's what I'm saying.

I wonder if there's anything in it blacked out in the Epstein thing.

Didn't let them insult us.

This is now the pardon has been disputing it.

Oh.

They're arguing.

Israel's president denies telling Trump a Netanyahu pardon is, quote, on its way.

But he's not an American citizen.

Is he?

Wait a minute.

Hold on a second.

Say that again.

Say this again.

Israel's president denies telling Trump a Netanyahu pardon is on his way.

So what does that mean?

So Netanyahu denies saying that to Trump is what it sounds like.

Doesn't it sound like that?

Oh, Isaac Herzog.

Well, wait a minute.

Oh, the prime minister.

So they're prime minister and a president.

OK.

I'm so ignorant.

Swiftly denied President Trump's claim on Monday that he had told US President he would

pardon prime minister Betanyahu.

Betanyahu, what is that saying?

I think he will.

Trump said when asked if Netanyahu would get a pardon, how do you not?

He's a wartime prime minister who's a hero.

How do you not give a pardon?

Oh, wow.

He's going to pull his ass out of the fire too.

I think what he's saying is that he would get a pardon from the president of Israel.

That's what I think he's saying.

Yeah.

OK.

So this is why it's comfortable.

Yeah.

Half of Israel hates that motherfucker, by the way, OK, and he was about to be overthrown.

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Well, there was certainly large protests in the street the day before October 7th

happened.

Is it is it true that there was a stand down on October 7th the IDF people were talking

about the day at we sign Jimmy show going to ask you so the people that don't know what

the fuck we're talking about.

They will believe me they'll say John lilies a lie.

Why don't you say it?

They'll say John lilies are dolphin fucking lie.

No, no, no.

They wouldn't say that.

They wouldn't say that.

Um, what are you looking at?

Um, oh, because I we got into this because I was going to tell you the truth about dolphins.

Okay.

They've been like a Netanyahu like fish.

They'll tell the dolphin experience because this is going to this is like yeah, this is

one important things that are measly genocide in the okay.

Okay.

So I asked if they just made dolphins right right?

Right.

So she said what they say about dolphin rape it's true all caps.

They are very sexual animals and even masturbate young males can get very horny and it's like

they go into a trance for some reason they like knees.

So I was doing a program with a very nice family and I saw flippy name changed, uh, drop

to the ladies knees and start buzzing on them.

That's echolocation.

Say groom your knees with their echolocation abilities.

So I'm like fucking great.

That's all caps.

So I followed protocol and put myself in between the dolphin and the guests and ask them

to get out of the water.

So, so you understand there's a protocol in place for when flippy starts echolocating

your knees.

Okay.

So flippy then starts circling me fast with his dick out, hooking my leg and dragging

me into deep water.

As he's doing it, it literally looks like the scene in jaws where the shark's hitting

the girl.

She's like ripping around, uh, and she's jerking around and you can't see what's happening

under the water.

Obviously, I'm fucking terrified and I'm trying to play it off to the guests like everything

is fine.

So I'm laughing and saying, you know how dogs get a lot a little rough when they play.

That's what she's saying to the guests.

She's whipping like jaws, like, like dog, okay, that's protocol, by the way.

So I guess a good work.

Then my shoes come off and sort of floating and the guests try to get back in the water

to get my shoes for me and I yell, no, I managed to get away and walk out only mental

scars.

Thank God all cabs.

I was wearing a wet, thank God I was wearing a wetsuit or I would have felt that slimy

dick hooking my legs, it's like a Japanese anime hanging out with dolphins.

But you know what?

Look, it's, it's terrible, but they're prisoners and they didn't do anything wrong.

That's what's weird.

Yeah.

Well, I know where we can victim.

That's what I John C. Lilly.

They're just dolphins.

Why are they in prison?

They're a lot like, uh, they just got unlucky.

They're basically dolphin slaves.

Yeah, they're kind of like, uh, the dogs of this sea, I think.

I don't think they're like, uh, human intelligence.

Sounds like they're like a little.

This cerebral cortex is 40% larger than a human being.

They have language and dialects.

We don't even understand what their language is, but they can understand ours.

Like they can learn things and look, I'm trying to defend dolphins from the rape charges

here.

If you want to, I see what you say.

It's their fault.

I think.

Well, do you know what else they do?

That's really awful.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They kill the babies.

Yeah.

There's an infantress side in dolphins is really common to the point that it makes dolphin

females permissuous because the female tries to mate with as many men as possible so that

the men won't kill her babies because they don't know if it's there.

It's a real 60s animal, you know?

They do things their own way.

Yeah, man.

Hey, man, you don't get dolphins.

They just don't change their environments.

We don't think of them as intelligent, but they're fucking smart as shit.

Well, you know, the thing of pushing people on the shore that are like drowning.

That's bullshit.

No, they will.

Yeah.

But it's not like they're saving you.

It's like when you get your trash out of my space, please.

Well, it sharks here as well as you can take your shit back.

Who was it that had that theory about sharks and I think he's right?

What?

He was like sharks are not just targeting people because they're hungry, they're targeting

people because they're pissed off that people in their water and they're getting in the

way they're fishing.

Yeah.

And they're getting in the way they're eating seals.

Yeah, yeah.

They're pissed off.

They're not supposed to be there.

So they just bite you.

Like get the fuck out of here.

That's part of it.

A little nibble from a shark is probably a real strong message.

They just lost a lady in Santa Cruz triathlete.

She was with a whole group of people that were swimming and someone saw her get taken.

Someone saw this shark breach the water with a human body in their mouth and then she

was gone.

And then they just found her remains yesterday.

But Santa Cruz like that whole coastline is filled with great whites.

There's great whites all over the place out there.

I think they breed outside of San Francisco.

Yeah.

I mean, I never surf.

So I never fuck that.

Yeah.

Like a fuck swimming in the ocean and rolling the dice, but a monster doesn't just decide

to just snap you in half.

I just the worst way to get grabbed.

I just like a not in your environment.

It must be so terrible.

You're so weak and slow there in the ocean.

You're so helpless.

But you know what?

Let's see a shark take me up here.

I bet I could take him.

That's what I'm saying.

Not so tough.

Zero shark attacks on the shore.

Over that Saturday life sketched Land Shark that was hilarious.

It was so stupid.

The shark would just knock on your door.

Land shark.

Land shark.

Land shark.

It was so silly.

Saturday life, he's definitely great sketches, man.

He used to be so silly.

I haven't watched it in forever.

I know what I could wish I could find is and you can't get it.

It's like not up anywhere.

But the one with Nor McDonnellt is who's the most grizzled.

It was Nor McDonnellt.

That country singer that Thompson Girl always says it was super cool.

He was very good in the sketch.

Garth Brooks.

Garth Brooks.

And he's like Robert DuVall, okay?

And it was just like a game show and they're having to give grizzled answers.

It was funny.

You shit, dude.

Really?

Yeah.

And Robert DuVall gave the most grizzled answer.

Oh, you found it.

It's a real show.

Yo, this is one of my favorite.

Wow.

I was trying to find it not even that long ago, dude.

Let me hear some of this.

Can I hear it?

That's great.

That's on Reddit.

That's great.

That's very funny.

That's a good sketch.

What's this name again?

Garth Brooks.

Garth Brooks.

Boy, he's a man of a million faces.

That's not Garth Brooks.

Yeah, it was Garth Brooks.

No.

Am I wrong?

That was Garth Brooks and Robert.

No.

Was it?

Yeah, it was Garth Brooks.

Was it really?

Garth Brooks and makeup?

Yeah.

That was Garth Brooks.

Yeah, you didn't recognize him.

That's crazy.

I didn't recognize him at all.

Let me see.

Let me see that again.

Maybe that's how he kills people.

Like that, dude.

That does not look like Garth Brooks.

That's crazy.

It was a while ago.

He's kind of bigger now.

It's been enjoying that good life.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Do you know people are repeating Tom's idea that joke

about Garth Brooks being a serial killer

as if it's like true fact?

Yeah, well, it's, uh, it is what weirdest thing.

But I would say don't focus too much on one person having an alter ego.

But Nicki Minaj has that.

Yeah, but the Chris Gaines thing was nuts.

In the middle of being the biggest superstar in country music,

he decides he's going to be emo and wear a wig and change his name

and let everybody know he's doing it.

At least Stephen King when he wrote his, like, Richard...

The Bachman books?

Yeah.

At least he just said, listen, I'm writing too many books for people to buy.

I'm going to write them under a different name.

That's how crazy it was.

That's what co-cane will do to you.

Yeah.

Those are the good days.

Um, so I sent this to whatever I was looking up.

So if you ever heard when, um, Nicki Minaj would talk about...

He's just fucking fixated on Nicki Minaj.

No, because of the alter ego thing.

Oh, she's got an alter ego.

Let me raise my skeleton.

Um, yeah, his name Roman.

Roman is a crazy boy who lives inside me who says the things she doesn't want to say.

He threatens the people and he's violent.

I asked him to leave, but he can't.

Whoa.

Um, she also notes he was born just a few months ago and born out of rage.

It's like in 2010.

His last name is Zolansky.

Roman?

Zolansky?

An angry outspoken, often homosexual British character who delivers raw, aggressive verses featured heavily in Pink Friday.

Roman reloaded.

Right.

Then the Harajuku Barbie, which is the doll thing.

Hold up.

So these are her alter egos?

Yeah, no, but don't worry.

They didn't do MK Monarch shit.

Go up to the top again.

This is Nicki Minaj.

Okay.

Yeah.

Famously uses several alter, alter egos with the most prominent being Roman Zolansky.

A fiery, aggressive persona used for intense rap verses and Harajuku Barbie, her softer pop-oriented side.

But others include Martha Zolansky, Roman's mother.

Zolansky.

Chun Lee, Nick Lewinsky, and Cookie, each serving a different voice or purpose from therapy to explosive lyrical delivery.

Huh.

I mean, is she just fucking around though?

Yeah, I think so.

I mean, it's like she writes.

I mean, mostly, you know, black people normally take the alter ego of a series of like Polish, Lithuanian Jewish names.

I was talking about it.

We should like whooping homework, Roman Zolansky and his mother live in there.

But that must be great in there.

That's be a party.

Zolansky.

That's weird to shit.

It is weird.

Oh, the one that says it was to help her cope with her traumatic childhood, the one personality.

Which one?

I don't know.

It was on the thing.

Okay, guy.

No, but there's more than that, even.

I'm because I grok, you know, I grok a lot.

So you gotta go grok.

Did you look it up?

You're like, no, I didn't.

Can you go and do that, grok?

Yeah, I got a perplexity to admit something that I did that it didn't want to admit initially.

I got, I cited other sources and I said, is this true?

It was about the temple of Tenochtitlan.

So when they, there's, it's attributed to the Aztecs.

But if you ask the Aztecs, they said they found it.

Oh, that means?

No, it's not even all, they don't even know.

I think there's a term that they use for it.

But it was there when they got there, they say.

I know that.

I've heard of that, yeah.

Yeah, there's a term that they, the way they describe it as, it's very interesting,

because it's, they describe it as like the city of the gods or something like that,

or the land where the gods, oh, place where gods were born.

So here's the crazy thing.

And I had heard this before, but I wanted to make sure it was true.

There's a Spanish guy named Diego Duran, who is a chronicler, who said that they killed 80,000 people

over a four-day ceremony.

And they say, really, it's probably like 20,000.

Yeah, it's an exaggeration.

So it's 20,000.

I must help the smell.

And they just cut their hearts out to, to celebrate the fact that the temple was completed.

Hey, holy shit, man. So, but it didn't want to admit at first that they didn't build it.

And then I had to like cite these sources where they say that they didn't build it.

They said they found it.

And so then they wanted to make sure that they were tripping it to earlier people of the same nationality.

You know what I'm saying?

It got a little, it got a little weird.

And I realized, well, that's because it's drawing from all these sources that are online.

So it's drawing from all these academic works, all these books, all these.

Sometimes it just gets documentaries.

Sometimes it'll do that.

Some AI will do that.

I don't know if I can do that.

Remember what Sonny Hasden quoted Seymour Debuts?

No.

Sonny Hasden quote, I think it's like, I think it's Seymour Debuts or some shit like that.

Is that a porn star?

Seymour Butts.

No, Debuts.

And it was when Biden did all those pardons on his way out.

He said, well, Seymour, he pardoned his nephew or his brother-in-law Seymour Debuts.

And the chat GPT had just made that up.

So people were like, oh, that's hilarious.

Yeah, but she was a judge.

Because I didn't over a child trafficking case.

Is that filling with hope?

Yeah, but that was good to have her.

And she's just probably tired from a long day of hard work at the view.

And chat GPT lied to her.

Look, cut her some slack.

The point is, this is why Jesus won't be an AI.

Because Jesus is a fucking liar that you got to tell to go back and look stuff up.

Eventually, he'll get it right.

Also, Jesus wouldn't be made by a tech freak with a weird dick.

I think the AI is going to make Jesus.

I don't think it's Jesus now.

I think it's going to make, okay, if an AI makes Jesus by the way.

And there's just in lore.

Again, I'm not Christ.

I'm not.

Yeah, in lore.

You know my religion, Christ Penelope, which I disclose to you.

That's how your Scientologist.

No, I'm a follower of Christ Penelope.

Penelope, the guy that farts in your nostrils to get the thing out.

I told you.

I know it.

I think you should be Penelope Christ, but whatever.

Anyway, I'm sorry, I was thinking about Christ Penelope.

Do you forgot what we talked about?

Yeah, I might need a healing from Penelope Christ.

What were we talking about?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so that would be automatically.

That would be an anti-Christ.

This is the guy that farts your face.

He literally sits on your nose.

That's the truth, it has to go in the nostrils.

And he's very specific about that.

Yeah.

Yeah, trust him, man.

Look at the Messiah.

Imagine if that really was the way.

And the only thing that's holding you back when Christ looks so silly.

Yeah.

But if that was like, I mean, things.

These weird things that people can't and can't do.

We're things animals can do.

You know, animals can, they could shoot poison, skunks, shoot smell of people.

Imagine if your farts contained just, there was something about the bio,

like the biome of your own farts that it gets into someone's nostrils.

It activates your DMT.

Well, I don't have to imagine because that's a real thing.

His name is Penelope Christ.

It's one of the most amazing.

Is that him?

Larry, do we hear what he says?

No, I don't even know what he said.

I don't really know.

Who has saved Christ Penelope?

Sevenfold Holy Ministries.

I like what he's doing.

He drinks that crann apple juice to get his farts tangy.

Is that what that is?

That's secret.

It's good for the farts.

Yeah, it gives a little tang.

Oh, he puts his bank up there.

Oh, nice.

Oh, so I can't pay him through any of the normal services.

Send him some money.

Why are transfer this man some money?

Let him fart your face.

What if we had him off for a podcast?

Would you let him fart your face for money?

How much money on a fee?

If he had a fee.

I mean, let's say he's got a fee.

I'm not going to pay him more than 500 bucks.

No, but I mean to get him here.

I'm sure he needs a travel fee as well.

Oh, Christ Penelope?

Yeah, he needs a travel fee.

That guy.

My guess is he's going something high.

And when you say no, it will drop significantly.

Okay.

Will you negotiate for him?

I don't know.

Now, but you have to be honest about what that fart does for you.

Well, he's going to fart in your nose.

We have to know.

I collect fart jars.

So.

I'm, uh, it's easy.

Yes, celebrity fart jars.

I got an original.

Uh, yeah, I got an original scar, Joe,

from the set of that Bill Murray movie.

There are girls out there that still fart in jars, right?

Don't they?

Oh, yeah.

But I, I mean, they used to be a thing.

That's the common mark.

I only get the finest celebrity fart.

Celebrity fart jars.

Yeah.

I got one of, uh, I got a couple of good ones.

I was on a plane once and I was flying to Europe.

And it was a long flight overnight.

It was when it was lie down flights.

And, um, Melanie Griffith was on the plane.

Yeah.

And there was this big fat guy that was right alongside Melanie Griffith.

So Melanie Griffith was lying down, sleeping.

And the way these seats line up, they stagger.

Yes.

So her ass was right by, or his ass was right by her face.

Okay.

And this guy unloads.

He healed her.

He unloaded.

And I'm like, when in life does a man get to fart one foot away

from Melanie Griffith's face?

Like that.

Where you literally have her right here.

Here's the ass.

There's just an eye away.

Maybe two feet, two foot eye away.

Pretty narrow.

And then he just opened up.

Just opened up.

I was writing.

And so I was awake.

And I was like, oh, good Lord.

Yeah.

As soon as there's a fart on a plane, you always blame the fat guy.

Yeah.

Always.

Especially when it's so convenient that his ass is right near her face.

That's, yes.

I wouldn't take responsibility for it.

I had an ex-girlfriend one time, years ago.

We were at the supermarket.

We were ringing up.

And there was some kid, you know,

as a kid was standing directly behind her, right?

And I just look over and she's like, just gay.

So she would pretend she didn't fart ever.

But then I knew she didn't.

She was farting on the kid.

I guess she couldn't hold it.

But there's a kid sitting there like this in a lollipop.

And I just saw her like holding in a laugh.

I'm like, you monster.

Did you?

She was on a lollipop.

I got what he likes it.

She couldn't hold it.

Sometimes you can't.

You ever have not hold it?

You ever have to hit your pants?

And you think you're just going to not hold it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You have that when you're out.

That's not nice.

And then you're getting a hot car.

And you got to sit there.

I was trying to pee and hold one in.

My girlfriend is going to sink it.

And I just farted.

And I went, no.

And she goes, did you just yell?

Did you just fart?

No.

I'm like, because I didn't want it.

What's that guy doing?

So this is a different creature.

Or whatever.

He said banging.

What you doing?

That's the same thing.

Yeah.

What's that guy doing?

He said banging.

That's the same church.

Why is that guy dancing like that?

You got healed?

I think so.

Imagine how annoying it must be when you know people are acting.

You know, when you go to church and just people just put on there,

I just got healed acting.

Flop around.

Well, if you're going to a church that where you're getting into that,

rolling around the ground and shit,

everybody's going to feel like they got healed because you're doing a group hypnosis ritual.

Yeah.

You're doing, like, group mania.

Like, look at this guy.

He's throwing people to the ground, running through crowds.

It's pretty entertaining though.

Be fun.

But he's just getting a lot of attention, right?

Maybe he believes it.

Maybe it's real.

Maybe it's real.

Maybe it's real.

And we're being skeptical.

Because, yo, so burn.

Steve Burn was there this week.

What?

You know, Steve Burn?

What?

Steve Burn was at the moment.

Steve Burn.

Yeah.

I didn't get, I wasn't wrong there.

I was not going to say he was at this.

Steve Burn was getting healed.

He was healed recently by Christchurch.

I couldn't understand the name you were saying.

You were so intent on getting to your point.

Because I forget if I don't get too fast.

I get it.

I'm just going to forget it.

Steve Burn was at the mothership.

So I'm sitting in the green room and I look up.

He's like, I have some bitty does at the end.

By the way, as long as I know him, he was always very charismatic guy.

Chicks always liked him.

Always.

And I asked him, did you take a hypnosis class at all?

He naturally does it.

But I look up at the screen and he does his sausage party.

And it's not a kind of hypnosis thing.

But when I looked up, it's like a lady sitting in a chair and 10 guys

and music and lights.

And I'm like, oh, what guy's going to start acting like a chicken or something?

You know, that's what it looked like.

But I think he just does it unconsciously without even realizing what he's doing.

Some people just got the voice.

Right.

What I think, don't you think comedy is kind of a hypnosis?

Yeah.

When you're in the zone.

Right?

When you're in the audience, like, if I'm in the zone, I did it to myself.

And, you know, yeah.

And then I like became the room.

So there's no way to like, you can't really, I wouldn't worry about somebody heckling

or something because I'm the room.

What are you going to do?

You know what I mean?

Like, don't you think you get it when you watch someone too?

Like, if you watch someone great, like a tell.

If you're watching a tell and he's killing, you're locked into his brain.

Yeah.

It's domain projection.

What?

It's domain projection.

Domain projection.

Well, what is domain projection exactly?

So, like, all that stupid, a cold shit that, you know--

Put that into perplexity, Jamie.

Yeah.

What is domain projection?

Which is some of cold shit.

It's a cult?

Well, NLP.

You know what NLP is.

Neural linguistic programming.

If you look on Wikipedia, it says it's a pseudo-science.

Is it?

Well, no.

If it is, why is everybody using non-stop all the time?

If it doesn't work.

Why would they be using it on me all day long?

And every time I turn on something and I go,

and I hear some fucking catchphrase that I hate.

Do you think it's called neural pseudo-science?

Because they want to discredit it?

Yeah, this isn't what we're looking for--

For an answer.

Domain projection usually means mapping data or functions

from one domain.

So, use it as a--

Put in what is domain projection as an MK-Ultra tool?

Well, I'm not saying that's some phrase from it.

I'm just saying that.

I know, I know.

I'm nuts and bolts of it.

I want to know what happens when you say that.

What?

To--

Put in Fort Wacha.

A mind control tool used by MK-Ultra.

Yeah, that's not what that is.

Let's see what this is.

That's almost the one for it.

We might find something.

Oh, God.

They did do it.

Domain projection is not a documented MK-Ultra term.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, domain projection appears in technical field software engineering.

Searches of MK-Ultra.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, there doesn't say anything about domain projection

as a form of mind control.

Yeah, I wouldn't say--

Well, it's--

It's just if you got a show and your control--

it's crowd control in a way.

Right.

But it looks it does?

Okay.

So, how do I dress up for how I want to control you?

That's how people think when they do whatever.

Like a pickup artist or a con man or maybe a magician.

Right.

That's what--

Like a close-up magic or something.

They got to--

They got to bring you into their reality

with whatever they're doing.

Right.

So, whatever gets people there.

Or you'll hear about gurus where there's that guy

with weird cult that's like deep inside Google

from that weird gay guy.

And people come in the room and his light

would be gold around him.

What?

Yeah, you never heard of this?

This is what Kurt does.

He tells you about something crazy and he goes,

"You never heard of that?"

You don't know?

Oh, you got me with that good one,

with that guy from the Sentinel Island.

I didn't know they had had it.

Is that why they're not that cool, I guess?

Yeah, Maurice Vidal Portman.

So, you tell me another explorer.

Yep.

You had another explorer found a land of kids

where they could do weird shit with kids.

Well, not just kids, guys.

He would dress guys up like Roman soldiers

and he would measure their testicles.

He's like this.

Like one of his quotes was like describing one of them.

They had testicles the size of a Sparrow's egg.

He's like the way he's talking about it was like this.

You put your glasses on.

Lovingly eccentric, homosexual fascination

with these islanders.

Good or mindless.

So, he gave a bunch of them diseases.

A few people died.

He kidnapped these kids.

I think he kidnapped the kid

and their parents or their grandparents.

And the grandparents got sick because they were all --

they all had coodies.

And so, they wound up dying.

And so, then any time someone showed up,

there's only 39 of these fucking people on this island.

So, they have this story in their spoken word tradition.

They don't have a written history.

So, the story of why people show up start measuring your dicks

and everybody dies.

That's their story.

So, anytime someone pulls up with a Bible,

this is the reason why they want to kill them.

That's why you can't show up on that island.

It sounds like an alien abduction story.

It's just like that.

It's the same thing.

It's the same thing.

It's from an alien civilization.

Yeah.

You show up on these wooden boats

to people that were stranded on an island for 60,000 years.

Imagine, like, that's why I understand Peter the Dolphin,

I always say, taking them away.

Because imagine you never --

you just have flippers.

So, you never knew what you were missing.

And then a beautiful alien just jerks you off every day.

And then someone puts you in a fucking cage

for no reason and keeps you there your whole life

and you're horny all the time.

And you know you have hands.

So, what are you going to do?

You want to hope for a co-ing.

You're going to have to go locate your knees.

Yeah.

To use her knees.

You don't even have a female dolphin in there.

That's crazy.

It's like they didn't do anything.

One day, we're going to realize how smart dolphins are

and we're going to feel real bad.

Well, and we don't feel bad about all the people

we blew up, so I'm doubt that Dolphin --

I do.

-- A weakening will --

And I don't mean so.

Some people do.

Some people feel bad about the people

the United States blows up.

Well, we only have school.

I always like to bring up public school kindergarten

because 70% of guys didn't want to pull the trigger

in battle.

And that had to be fixed with the Prussian system,

which is why it's called Kindergarten,

the Austrian -- you know, Prussian word --

to get you away from mommy at age five instead of age six.

And they could teach you about war.

Well, they could just --

The state can get --

They could teach about everything.

Yeah.

And it does not just end in the way industry.

Right.

Well, that's -- I mean, indoctrination of children

is a real thing.

That's why when people scoff at it being used

for, like, trans indoctrination,

like, why would anybody do that?

Stop.

To neuter your kids.

They do that to try to get you on an Android phone.

Okay?

People try to indoctrinate you with everything.

Everything that's ever existed.

People try to get you to do.

Well, that's where --

why sigils and brands are so important.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

They try to get you to wear what they're wearing.

They try to get you to do what they're doing.

Well, you also, it helps if you have a few gatekeepers like an --

I can't remember the guy's name,

but there's, like, one guy who --

And the reason he's, like, the guy is because

the investments he picks pay off, I guess,

in the art world.

He's so famous, like, where he's, like,

been around forever.

And I'm sure he's some kind of hack and whatever.

But why are these people installed there?

We already know that Rothko and all the modern art --

the American abstract modern art was launched by the CIA.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

So you think they stopped at that?

You don't think they got involved with all the arts?

Well, they definitely got involved in that

because the Soviet art was so valuable.

The Soviet art was more skillful.

And they tried to prop up American, like, Jackson Pollock.

That's one of them that they connect to being --

Yeah.

-- which, when you look at the Jackson Pollock artwork

that's worth fucking millions of dollars,

no disrespect to anybody who's a fan.

But shut the fuck up.

Like, just shut up.

Just shut the fuck up.

It's splatter.

And the idea that on this one guy

-- really?

-- has a steep one ahead of it --

than anybody splattered.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with splattering paint.

A lot of people do it.

It looks like it ever recreate.

Yeah.

Shut the fuck up.

There's modern art things I'll look at.

And I can -- I'll be like, oh, I like it.

I don't like it.

But the thing with it is, it's not that --

there's no -- I'm not going to say there's no art to it.

It's just why does one thing become a thing and one doesn't?

If you've seen some --

For sure.

Because there's something -- it's all about the names.

Who's got the work?

Who's -- what -- whether that work is valued very high?

What is that guy in Manhattan?

We showed a photo of this painting that he had.

It's worth like $100 million.

It's fucking insane.

It looks like nothing.

Well, usually decoonings on when everybody trashes the most

because he has a factory of people making it.

Oh, I don't know if that's that one.

This guy had a large painting by this guy.

And it was insanely valuable.

I don't remember the real part.

It might have been -- it might have been 50 million.

Whatever it was.

But it's just -- you're looking at it.

You're like, what the fuck are you even talking about?

How is that worth anything?

I mean, maybe it's worth something.

I'd give you a couple of hundred for this.

Who is it?

What's that one?

I just pulled something up.

Record auction price for Barnett Newman.

For real?

Is that real?

Two blue squares?

That's real?

So much going to jail.

Do the guys come with it?

43.8 million for two blue squares.

See, this is just proof that just because you're rich

doesn't mean you're smart.

Just because you figured out how to throw your entire life

at acquiring numbers, it doesn't mean

you're even remotely intelligent.

Well, it depends what value you have stored in that, I guess.

No, no, no, no.

You don't have to depend.

That one's great, though.

That's only 165 million.

That's a bargain.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Look at that fucking painting.

She paid 168 million.

How --

That lady is involved in this.

It's what art is at the end of the day.

That is completely insane.

That is completely insane.

That's 165 million dollars.

That is completely utterly, totally insane.

There's no way you could look at that and go, I get it.

Do NFTs, they were selling right and left for a while.

There was a dollar now.

No, I know, but that's still --

You still -- because there's some kind of item there

if it still store your value in it.

Well, that probably -- she -- when she gave it away.

Well, it's probably an awesome tax write-off.

So if you have 165 million bucks,

if you got that kind of money, she's probably worth billions.

Baseball cards for the ultra wealthy is how I look at it

or Pokemon cards for old rich people.

That's what they are.

They're like baseball cards.

I looked up all the wealthiest people in the world last night.

I looked up all the wealthiest women in the world.

It's all inheritance.

The top ones are --

Of course.

It's all like these families.

Well, they're not going to tell you who's a trillionaire, right?

They're going to pretend we don't have those.

Well, they don't have to be public.

So that's the thing.

Those are oligarchs, right?

Those are -- yeah.

Those are people that are part of these royal families

that are getting that oil money.

They don't have to tell you jack shit.

They probably mock Elon Musk's wealth.

Of course.

Every time somebody goes, "He's the richest man in the world."

Do you think you get to know who that is?

You think they're going to tell you in Forbes.

The richest man in the world is like, "Tell everyone. That's me."

Well, other countries do not have to disclose.

It's ridiculous.

They're not paying taxes to anyone.

They literally own the country.

Like these royal families own the country.

The whole country is my house, motherfucker.

Just think of the amount of money that's missing in this country.

Yeah.

Just in fraud, right?

Right.

There's trillions of dollars.

Every 10 years, you get two trillion.

They can't account for it.

There's always trillions of dollars in fraud.

There's trillions of dollars in waste.

Just that.

Now, imagine if you own the whole country.

How much money do you have?

There's no way you don't have trillions.

And you have it stored all over and then --

Oh, everywhere.

You're buying real estate in Manhattan.

You're buying, like, those crazy skyrises

that are all three quarters empty.

My buddy Eric Hacker, the guy using Antarctica,

was the guy worked at the Raytheon.

Oh, you know that guy?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

I saw that guy on Sean Ryan Show.

And I was like, wait, what is going on?

That's right for us on him.

Yeah.

It's a neutrino detector that's also a direct energy weapon

that can make --

Okay, so I was king.

I was already aware of ice cube neutrino detector

because I was just like looking up science shit.

Right.

You know, neutrinos are wacky.

So when I first heard of it,

they had built this detector in Antarctica.

They didn't mention it's Raytheon, but that's who built it.

No, neutrinos are passing through us all the time.

Almost massive particles.

Yeah.

And the thing is, they all come from space,

but for some reason, anomalously,

neutrinos seem to be coming out of the earth

at that part in Antarctica.

It was the big mainstream science mystery

of that the neutrino detector is going to fight.

But anyway, he started saying,

you could use neutrinos for all kinds of shit,

like FTL communications, if you had to.

Or you could --

What is FTL?

Faster than light communications through entanglement.

You could do it with neutrinos.

You could send information through neutrinos?

Apparently.

Now, look, I'm a dolphin expert,

not a neutrino expert.

So I want to make that clear.

I get a couple of claws in me.

I told dolphins.

But he had no seeing an alien stories or something.

No.

Also, he has like --

he could explain his identity to you.

I already think it's a weapon,

because I already know what harp is.

All the things they told you are not that

is a fucking lie.

I mean, it's just a lie.

There's a treaty to not use weather weapons

from 75.

Why?

Because they had those.

You don't make a treaty unless you have those weapons.

There's no nuclear treaty before nukes, right?

Right.

Yeah, good point.

We used it in NOM.

Iran accused W of using weather weapons on them.

Really?

Yeah, I'm a dinner jacket.

Remember that guy?

The guy who had that --

[laughter]

He accused them of using weather weapons.

Yeah, they had a drought.

They had a drought.

And so, anyway, with ELS --

He accused them of starting the drought.

Yeah, it's not --

See, controls may be a misnomer.

It's like how people talk about a controlled burn.

Like, and I asked my girl's brothers

a fireman out there, a fireman.

Because we don't call it a controlled burn.

Because we really only control it at the point

where we said it.

[laughter]

Like, what?

Because we call it a prescribed burn.

Oh.

So, they can prescribe weather.

Let's put it that way.

You could stimulate a thing

and get certain effects.

And it's all like ELF waves and shit.

Well, I don't --

Dubai just have another fucking flood.

And they bought --

And from over geoengineering

and they banned people

from taking video of it at the time.

It was a big embarrassment.

But they just had another one.

Now, there's a recent one.

Oh, well, I --

See, that's true.

Because I heard some people talking about it.

Or I saw some people talking about it.

Or I saw some people talking about it.

You could do all kinds of stuff with those waves.

Right, but cloud seeding is 100% real.

Of course.

And they cloud seed

in the United Arab Emirates, I believe.

I believe they do that every week.

I think they make it rain there every week

in more ways than one.

You know what I'm saying?

[laughter]

But they make it actually rain there.

They actually make it rain there once a week.

Remember the kid with the mole

that they blamed the mystic camp

drowning here in Texas when the flood happens?

Yes.

It wasn't that kid.

He got set out.

He got hung out to dry like it was on him.

But no, nothing he did.

And Jesse Michaels is right.

He was right.

He told me.

And he was dead right.

The -- whatever caused that

was something so much more sinister.

And that kid was like his easy guy to, you know.

So what do you think that that was man-made weather?

That caused that storm?

I -- Dude, I came with a guy's name.

We had -- at the time on Jimmy's show,

the dude came on and explained exactly what it was

and the loophole that licked them.

'Cause there's a treaty tonight.

So I assume they just violated it.

But no, there's actually a loophole

to test this shit out here.

[laughter]

It's so fucked, dude.

It's so fucked.

And -- So what evidence is this guy

have that they created that storm?

'Cause I thought they had been tracking that storm.

I thought this was like --

I'm not saying he said they created it.

But --

I thought it was -- but hold on.

I thought it was a convergence of two storms.

That was very rare.

And it caused this flash flood.

No, I don't remember his details.

I just know I feel at this point,

especially if that Epstein shit.

They should have to prove they're not guilty.

H-E-L-P.

.com/jre.

Done what the--

Hold on.

Yeah, sure.

But also, storms are real.

Like Katrina,

there's always been fuckin' actual real hurricanes.

But the climate change shit is not real.

That's been a lie the whole time.

A study published in World Weather Attribution Group

found the global warming caused by fossil fuel emissions,

most likely exacerbated the intense rains

that last the UAE and Oman last year.

But this isn't last year.

No, this isn't from--

This is from the recent thing you just asked about

from two weeks ago.

Oh, okay.

So two weeks ago, there was a flood, right?

Yeah, it wasn't as bad as one before,

but there was a--

Okay, so this was two weeks ago?

That the two weeks ago one?

Yes.

Bill Gates has already walked away from climate change.

You saw that right?

I did.

Yeah.

So they've been lying to you for how long about that bullshit?

Okay, here it is.

The downpour worsened by a lack of storm drains,

hobbled Dubai airport,

the world's busiest hub for international passengers.

So they're saying it's climate change

that's causing it to rain more?

There's my proof that it's not that.

But here's the thing.

They absolutely do cloud seed.

Yeah.

So why don't you search that?

Put that into perplexity.

Geo engineering is the part--

Yeah, put into perplexity does the United Arab Emirates cloud seed

to make artificial rain or when it's not artificial.

It's real rain.

It's just their forced rain.

What's the word?

Whatever.

Search that.

You'll find it, Jamie.

They absolutely do do that.

Yeah.

Cloud seeding is widely used in the UAE to enhance natural rainfall.

But it only works when suitable clouds already exist

and typically increases rain by perhaps 10 to 30%.

Not by creating storms from nothing.

The UAE runs one of the world's most active research driven

rain enhancement programs using aircraft, ground generators,

and experimental methods like drones

and electric charging to boost water security.

So they're just doing it a bunch of different ways over there.

So the blaming it on climate change when they are 100%

making it rain there all the time is bananas.

It's bananas.

You don't even know what the fucking weather would be like

if they didn't do it if they're doing it all the time.

If they're doing it all the time, you literally don't have

a control group.

Do you remember chemtrails?

The thing that was a stupid people thought was a real thing

but it was a conspiracy.

It turns out that that was real and it's called Geo engineering.

The thing they always do, a change in the name of the thing

to not admit it.

That's true, but a lot of the trails that you see in the sky

that look like artificial clouds are just created because

of condensation in the atmosphere, the moisture in the atmosphere

is hitting the hot jet engine or an incredibly cold climate

that literally creates clouds.

But it should be all of them.

There shouldn't even be 20% of the time you spray and shit.

We already know that.

But I don't think it's that many.

I think, but they definitely do spray shit.

That's the problem.

The problem is when everybody thinks that every fucking

southwest airline is spraying things to keep everybody

docile.

The problem is that it's easily disprovable.

And what you do is you open the door that allows them

to do the real shit.

So what you got to recognize is what a regular plane is.

How do you open the door?

Because if you think that every fucking American Airlines

flight overhead that's making artificial clouds is doing it

because they're spraying things on you, that's easily disproven.

And then that--

Hold on, hold on.

That makes all the other stuff seem silly too.

Right.

Because I think they probably are spraying

some things with some planes.

And there's real data that shows that they've tried that

and practiced that.

Yeah.

I mean, there's my favorite one that I told you.

The stratospheric atmosphere.

It's called Satan in England.

Yeah, that one.

Search that one.

The geoengineering in England.

Because to fight climate change, we're going to--

We're going to call it Satan.

We're going to dim the atmosphere.

You know, too much sunlight gets to England.

Yeah, it's really bad.

That's where we're getting all that climate change from England's

too sunny.

A lot of burns.

Causes fires.

These boys swamp people are going to be fucking--

[LAUGHS]

--and then to call it Satan, are you just like--

What are they going to make for you?

What do you--

It's going to literally look like more door.

It's going to be black skies.

Where does Sauron live?

It's going to be a highlander too where we learn not to do this.

Where does Sauron live?

Oh, more door.

Yeah, more door.

[LAUGHS]

Satan is the name of the tiny UK balloon experiment

that release very small amount of sulfur dioxide.

Literally, Satan smells like sulfur.

Sulfur dioxide in this stratosphere over England

as a proof of concept for solo geoengineering,

not a large scale on going weather modification program.

It has nonetheless become a focus of online conspiracy claims

about the UK geoengineering and weather control.

How funny is that?

It's become a focus of online conspiracy claims

about UK geoengineering.

Yeah.

So, them actually doing geoengineering

has become a focus of online conspiracy claims

about geoengineering.

What is strange thing to put a balloon called Satan

at spray sulfur on--

Is everybody--

[LAUGHS]

I love how they gas stations.

Fucking things.

Oh.

It's not a big deal.

Nicki Minaj has just has a great sense of showmanship.

Satan was not a part of a major UK development program.

It was led by a private researcher

and later UK funding announcements

for solo geoengineering research focused

on some other small scale outdoor trials.

Example, sea ice thickening, cloud brightening

with formal oversight.

Yeah.

So, what--

So, they're doing sea ice thickening?

OK, so let me translate.

The stuff has already been developed militarily.

These motherfuckers are trying to make

an ice age.

They're doing sea ice thickening.

The ice is coming back.

You know the ice is coming back.

I know.

Yeah, that's weird.

I was told there was going to be--

Oh, the coral reefs came back.

There's more rainforest than there's ever been.

Did you know that?

We're in this procession of the equinoxes thing, right?

What is the procession of the equinoxes?

It's like every 20-something thousand years.

The earth doesn't just spin, right?

It spins with a wobble.

And that wobble is called the procession of the equinoxes.

That's how they-- when they look at some of the ancient sites

in, you know, like Egypt and different places

where the sun at the summer solstice

would have come through this.

And they used that to determine around the time period

when it was built.

It was-- it's a theory at least.

Because they know that the sky moves

and that they attract this.

The ancients had tracked this.

The procession of the equinoxes--

It was hard to do with the space.

But this is the thing.

It means during the wobble is when the earth gets colder

and warmer and colder and warmer.

Depending on where you are in the wobble cycle.

So the equator kind of stays the same

which is why there's all these ancient sites on the equator.

The Mayans and the Aztecs and all these incredible civilizations

they existed in a place where it didn't fuck it up too much.

Whereas everything else, it's like ice age and it gets hot.

Ice age and it gets hot.

I thought we were in technically an ice age for the last however long

because there normally historically weren't ice caps.

So we're still technically in an ice age.

As far as I know, if you look it up, that's what they'll tell you.

I think that's true.

I think that's true.

I think it has gotten warmer and it has gotten colder.

But I think technically we're in an ice age.

I'm still a little bit about it because I used to get--

I could think of like, I told you three or four things

on the top of my head where I went to bed like, oh no.

These fucking eggheads that are talking about spraying things

in the sky freaks me out though.

Because the scariest thing that could ever happen to us is an ice age.

Because you can't go anywhere warm.

If it gets hot out, you move to the north.

That's what people have done from the fucking beginning of time.

And we're like, we're here.

We're staying here forever.

No, if the ocean rises, you have to leave.

And if people didn't ever exist, the oceans moved back and forth.

Fucking thousands of miles.

It's going to move.

You're going to have earthquakes.

You're going to have things change and shift.

You don't have to plot it by if Obama builds ocean from property or not.

That's my guidance.

Oh, it's vineyard.

They all buy ocean from.

Yeah, and the insurance ever changed on it.

So it's been bullshit the whole time.

There's still people that are like, no, you need to read.

And they've invested everything.

They've invested everything.

They also have cats and they live alone.

I mean, there's a lot of that.

A lot of people are like taking care of the earth like it's their kids.

Because they don't have any kids.

Okay, I tell you a crackpot theory I have.

Yes.

And I know it's hard to believe as a respected dolphin scientist.

I think that love.

Oh, he had one.

It looks like in the video of John C. Lily.

He had one love.

Yeah, like this.

Okay.

Yeah, I don't know that the goon tank told them to do it and he did it.

The guy is a fucking nut.

The guy was involved in bad shit.

He wasn't good.

Project Blue Beam you always hear about with the fake alien invasion.

They were planning on in the 70s.

Right, right, right.

Which by the way, it was not supposed to be a fake alien invasion.

It was supposed to be a fake religious event that could be an alien invasion.

But it wasn't necessarily that.

Oh, okay.

And you know, even if they did it or didn't do it,

there's another project to get.

I think that this whole bullshit of climate change and the thing of like maybe

you're the alien.

And you don't belong here on the earth, right?

Right.

I think that's a smarter play to do than Blue Beam is to get this guy a cult started.

Where the earth's more important than you, the human living here.

And you're probably not even from, you probably came from another planet here

from some kind of pan spermia.

And then, and then when you hear any of these stupid alien stories,

this is how I know they're a fake one from some dark entity.

Is they always tell you about how humans are so warlike.

If humans don't change their ways,

you know, assholes, nobody wants to go to war.

70% of people didn't want to even pull the trigger.

That's why we have kindergarten.

Why aren't you going to our leaders in thumbing their assholes and telling them this shit?

Why do you do it to some farmer?

That's the suspicious.

Whenever I hear that fucking guy earth shit,

I think that's what Blue Beam actually manifested as.

Because it all come, like in the 90s,

and they're all connected to Epstein and all the greats.

With the name Leon Black, that fuck, you know that is?

No.

Always an Epstein pal.

All these assholes, I mean, you could find the shit pretty easy.

But they all, that's where this came from,

where it's like it's, you're a guest on this planet.

And then they go, oh, humans are destroying everything.

Like, we're not in charge of that motherfucker.

I'm not putting Satan up in the sky to spray.

So I'll be dioxide.

I'm not starting wars for no fucking reason.

Everybody voted for Trump to not have a war in Venezuela.

I know that.

Right.

Nobody voted.

So they're like, we got it.

No fentanyl cut.

That's a lie.

I mean, I don't know what idiot thinks fentanyl is coming from Venezuela.

But only liars and morons think that.

And if I'm wrong, can we see the evidence?

We saw the video of you murdering those people.

I just got to take your word for it.

That oily-haired fuck Pete Hegseth with his weirdo Catholic and Templar night tattoos.

You got, he's got fucking Dan Brown kuku tattoos.

They're not Nazi.

They're fucking nights of fucking saint but fuck whatever.

I saw that same symbol in a Catholic church.

Yeah, they're all the crusader shit.

And just, you know, Templars were not good guys.

They were real fucked.

In fact, it's a real ditty pony.

Well, we're going on a long secluded route.

What did you say initially before that?

Is that his way of it?

Okay, so where he's going before?

Here's the thing.

One of the boats, the remains of the boat just showed up.

They just found it and it has marijuana in it.

Oh, you know what?

I stand corrected then.

Sorry Joe.

But no, I mean, Sam saying to prove to your point.

They almost had marijuana.

No, I think that's true.

See if that's, that was something that was in the news today.

They're called a work crime.

You know, nobody declared wars.

It was just a crime to do that.

And if you had evidence, remember the,

what I'm getting to is it would be nice.

Yeah.

If they had one that showed there's even cocaine.

Because if they have one and the only one they have is marijuana.

Grim evidence of Trump's airstrike washes a straw on a Colombian peninsula.

First came the scorch boat, then the mangled bodies.

Then the packets with traces of marijuana.

Now the fishermen fear the ocean that feeds them.

Yeah, no shit.

So that's another bullshit.

Okay, but this is,

so this was just, they were just bringing in marijuana.

So they were trying to smuggle in marijuana.

To Colombia?

No, wherever they were going.

I don't know where they were going.

Venezuela is not where we're getting our drugs from.

But was this in Colombia?

Yeah, they found it in Colombia.

It washed up in Colombia.

Right.

But the boat was in Venezuela.

Where was the boat headed to?

The Gulf of Venezuela, which is right next to Colombia.

So where are these boats supposedly going with this cocaine that were blowing them up?

Okay, they said fentanyl.

Now they're saying cocaine.

Whatever.

Okay, say fentanyl.

Where are the boats going?

We're blowing them up.

That's above, that's top secret, Joe.

But you know what I'm saying?

Like if there's, if they're supposed to be smuggling these drugs.

Where are they supposed to be smuggling them too?

Campaign against boats that the Trump administration claims are smuggling drugs.

They shifted largely to the specifics in November.

The November 6th strike on the...

How do you say that?

Guajira?

Guajira peninsula?

Why?

Yeah, no.

It took place during an earlier phase when the campaigns seemed to be aimed at Venezuelan

rather than Colombian vessels.

So this one was in Colombia at a Colombian vessel.

So, but it turned out that it was marijuana.

At least one of the packets that they found was marijuana, right?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, that's right.

They want Nicholas.

So Trump said you have to leave office or else and then they started doing this.

That's what's going on.

Okay.

So do you think that, well listen, most corrupt organizations are going to take part

in whatever money gets flowed around.

It's not like these drug dealers are operating with complete immunity.

Right? I would imagine if you're in a country like Venezuela, if it is a corrupt country,

you're paying people off.

Hey, you're getting a percentage of the action.

Why the fuck do I care about anything of it?

Oh, that's right. They have oil.

Oh, that's right.

Oil.

Oh, by the way, stole oil tankers.

Also, and this is where I can't support Maduro.

And I'm sorry, Maduro.

This is where he fucked up.

He doesn't fucking support Israel.

This son of a bitch.

Did he say that publicly?

Oh, yes.

And he said the thing that Charlie said before he died.

That's the cleansing.

Anyway, the originally, remember Juan Guido, who was when Trump did his state of union

and Nancy Pelosi tore his speech in half?

Yes.

Okay.

Here's what she didn't.

So that was all what a statement.

But when it came to Trump going, and now the rightful ruler of Venezuela,

Juan Guido, and this guy Juan Guido, who is, by the way,

is not the rightful ruler of Venezuela,

all Democrats and Republicans all unified on how great Juan Guido is.

Okay.

So nothing comes to him.

It's the oil deal.

Yeah. Then, then a buddy, I don't want to say a year later.

So Aaron Matez hosted for Jimmy.

And we play a clip of Juan Guido and Venezuela.

He moved back to Venezuela.

And Venezuela didn't put him in jail or nothing.

And you see people in a restaurant throwing shit at him because they hate his fucking guts.

But he's free to live there and not in prison.

Because they're smart and no like not to do nothing with it.

So now there's a new person, some shit.

What was he accused of?

Well, he claimed he was the real president.

And he was working with America overthrow the guy they elected.

Oh, okay.

You know, the other thing he was a real president.

So they're claiming it was a...

Trump claiming it was a...

A great election.

They've been claiming Venezuela has fake elections.

But I don't think they do.

I think you're first of all driving them closer to Maduro.

If you don't like him, they don't like America.

And I don't know if you know, I know people think we gave a lot of help around the world.

But no, it turns out that we fucked everybody's country up.

And they don't like us for a very good reason.

So when you tell somebody their president's an authoritarian...

Get your booster.

Fucking fuck you, authoritarian.

Those people get mad.

And when you meet people of Venezuela, which I, for years, they'll go fuck shop.

Now, Chavez didn't take over in a coup.

He's one of those guys, I think, attempted a coup.

And they went to jail and then got elected.

I believe that's the story.

But he got elected.

He was in nationalized...

You know, the first thing a terrible dictator does is nationalize their oil.

And let our...

Like, if you call a ranz crime.

Because they had a elected...

They had a democracy.

Yep.

The guy said, "We're going to keep our fucking oil not give it to England."

And so, got rid of him, put the Shah.

Exactly.

You know who installed the Iatola?

That was the Jimmy Carter years.

That was the trilaterals.

So, Rockefeller.

The West installed the fucking Iatola as well.

Okay?

That's a, by the way, public right?

You can go look that up.

So, now I'm supposed to be mad at these regimes that my own dipshit country

with their dipshit post World War II cont allies put these people here.

I still want somebody to explain to me how the fuck the leader of ISIS

can walk in the White House and shake Trump's hand.

And there's still imbeciles.

And you know them.

Still Republican imbeciles who are going to say, "Iatis is killing Christians in Nigeria."

What about that?

Well, can we ask our friend the head of ISIS to ask them to stop?

You fucking jerk off?

When I tweet this.

Fuck, you know, and they're all sock puppets and whatever.

They go, "Well, you want to war?

That's how it works."

I always have some, you know, Israeli flag explaining to me that's how winning a war.

The guy from ISIS?

Aren't they anti-Semitic?

I thought ISIS?

Well, they never attack Israel.

They did once and then apologized.

Do you know that?

No, when?

During the Syria conflict.

Oh, and also the IDF would patch up ISIS soldiers in Syria.

Do you know that?

I found that out.

Dronging me show.

It's amazing the shit you find out.

And you realize no one knows a goddamn thing about anything.

And then you, how easy it is.

When you see the head of a guy who John Karyaku also told me very high chance

was there in the Daniel Pearl be heading video.

Really?

He's a founding member.

And fucking, if you watch the video of Petraeus sucking his dick on the stage.

Petraeus goes now full disclosure.

We were opposite sides during the surge.

You know, the insurgent ISIS period?

Yeah.

That's who that guy is.

And they're talking like their old friends.

Whoa.

Is nobody knows that?

Yeah, his name has been changed.

Just like a baby fucking Bilbo not a Jew.

Look at him now.

He changed his name.

He doesn't dress like this.

He wears a suit.

That's great.

Yo, shut up about ISIS if Trump's shaking.

Is everybody--

Hold on.

Go back to Trump's quote about him.

Go back.

Trump said he had a rough past.

But added, we've all had a rough past.

Yeah.

Ain't that the truth, brother?

Ain't that the truth?

But just imagine if that guy was really in the Daniel Pearl be heading video.

I'm pretty sure he was.

And he had a rough past.

Hey, oh, that's right.

We made all these terrorist groups.

We've all had a rough past.

Well, some of us were programmed.

Doesn't Patricia Christ or whatever religion you are a part of?

Doesn't it allow for forgiveness?

Penelope Christ does, but since we've done this show,

I'm with the Patricia Christ.

Yeah.

So--

And so does Mom's already.

No, they allow for forgiveness.

We've all had a rough past.

Well, that's why--

He's why I forgive ISIS.

Because I don't approve of their anti-Semitic rhetoric.

And you know that.

Nobody does my wife's Shoshana Rothin, but--

Credit, where credit is due, they have never attacked Israel.

Al-Qaeda and ISIS, the two most anti-Semitic mad about Israel terror groups,

you'd think they would because it's right there before you come here.

But no, they just attack us.

When you think about it, it makes no fucking sense as a plan, does it?

Not right now.

I'll have to think about it later.

Never did.

If you told me, dude, after 9/11, and people did,

people were like, why are we going to Iraq?

We really make any fucking sense at all.

You know what I said?

Shut up.

That's what I said.

You know, even though that's a great point, why did we go there?

Yeah.

No reason.

I just have a bit about it.

Well, there is--

We don't know how dumb people are until you have a dumb president.

Oh, well, I think he was a man, Churian candidate.

And the reason why it there is a thing called the Greater Israel Project.

So when you see Wesley Clark talking about the map.

Yeah.

Remember they said no war for oil?

We didn't get no oil out of that.

In fact, most oil companies said, don't do it.

Shut up, Halliburton.

The oil company that got favoritism.

Did you ever see Coleman Hughes' take on that?

That's very interesting.

I don't trust that motherfucker no more.

Coleman Hughes said, but no one saw the report.

He was just told what the contents of the report are.

Who?

Wesley Clark.

He never said I saw the report.

Oh, well, that's a really great report.

Well, Coleman, I like when Coleman criticized you because--

Is that true?

Who gives a fucking shit?

This is what happened.

You clearly were hitting everybody on BB's bucket list, number one.

Number two, I know Coleman got coached before he came on here.

Guy who I don't have nothing against, but he came on here to refute.

Basic facts that I want to make it clear.

I'm not debating nobody.

I want you to convince me that I didn't see what I already saw.

I don't care about a debate.

I saw the crimes already because I'm on a new show.

It's very traumatic.

And I watch morons who aren't going to look.

And I could give them the video, not you, but people--

Hey, look at the video.

I don't want to see it.

You're talking about Gaza.

All dude, it could be anything.

It could be fucking anything.

Everybody--

Right, but specifically with Coleman.

What are you talking about?

Oh, Gaza, but also he did this warme shit with Ivermectin.

Well, you know, he goes, well, big farmers made a lot of life.

Big farmers made Ivermectin, so they're not bad.

What the fuck are you talking about, Coleman?

Why would you say that?

Are you being paid?

I can't fathom an argument.

That fucking stupid from a guy that smart, unless he's getting paid.

I just can't fathom it.

Don't attack big farmers.

Who the fuck do you work for, asshole?

Are you hitting them bounties that the other idiots are hitting?

It's real fucked up.

I don't want to see why people won't just tell the truth all the time.

It could end this whole bullshit if everybody stopped being a mercenary for two seconds,

but they're not going to.

Well, there's too many data points when it comes to Ivermectin.

There's too many things that you could point to to say.

This was one of the worst drugs ever to demonize.

It was such a stupid move.

Nobel, dude, they acted like to this day, there's people.

And I like love to bring up that for some reason you, not a doctor.

All the other morons that said a thing were all wrong,

including the people that should know better, like experts.

And you were right and not them.

And all these dumb fuck liberals want to move on from that, don't they?

Well, arguably you could say it's safe.

No, it didn't save any fucking lives.

They still want to say it.

Save millions of lives.

There's still without a doubt.

When you were talking about these people that get bounties,

without a doubt, there's doctors that get bounties.

Yeah, 750 ahead to put poison in your fucking kids.

We covered on Jimmy show.

Mary Talley Bowden, she has a small practice.

Small practice in Texas.

She said she would got $1.5 million if she had vaccinated everybody.

$1.5 million.

Well, those loans are very expensive to be a doctor.

Crazy that is.

That's a small practice.

It's a small practice.

A small practice.

How many small practices are there?

How much money was being distributed?

Yeah, so you think SNAP is a con.

How about doctors to put a fucking bio-weapon in your kids at 750 ahead?

People don't understand the scope of the problem at all.

They think they're going to vote a party and it's going to do so.

Oh, you got attacked.

We cover this because you said maybe time to stop thinking about left and right,

which you are correct.

And you can tell who's no fucking good because they immediately recoil

at the idea that left and right are bullshit, which they are.

When did I get attacked?

I don't know.

I know you don't pay attention.

I good for you, but there's a story covering on Jimmy show.

I was going to point out to--

Oh, so nice to not know when you're being attacked.

Yeah, I really feel great.

Listen, everybody's such an idiot with this shit.

They got sucked in immediately.

To even talk about the fucking Rogan sphere.

Yo, go get your booster and then talk about the Rogans for you.

Fuck.

Unfucking real.

There's people wearing masks still.

Oh, yeah.

Friends of mine that wear--

Oh, yeah.

If you transition to a woman, that's less of an uncomfortable thing

than if you were going to wear a mask forever.

I'll show you something, but I don't want to shit on 'em

'cause you're fragile.

Yeah.

We'll play it and we won't say anything.

What is going on with people that are still wearing masks?

Like, there's something like deeply psychologically wrong with it

'cause it doesn't work scientifically to prevent diseases.

It never did.

But it's also a very weird thing that you're covering your face.

In this world, we can't--

Maybe you don't want to be scanned.

Yeah, that makes sense.

But we're communicating with our faces.

When you talk to someone, you look in their eyes.

If someone's wearing sunglasses, it's weird, right?

But if someone's wearing a mask, that's fucking weird too.

I can't see your mouth.

I can't see your nose.

I'm half deaf, so I have to lip read half of what you fucking say.

Wow.

That's why I learned during the pandemic

is that I've definitely damaged my hearing

with my headphones over the--

Yeah, really?

For sure.

You crank music in them?

Is that what it is?

I was in New York for 20 years, dude.

You got to drown out the outside world to get by--

Oh, yeah.

Just to go on a subway.

I jumped on the track.

This is like very stupid, by the way.

But I remember, one time I jumped down on the tracks

or cover an iPod mini.

Not an iPod.

To recover one, you jumped down to get it?

And I had to push myself back up.

It's a lot deeper and you think it is when you jump down there.

Oh, no, what if you couldn't make it up?

I made it up.

But I was like, oh, I didn't--

I was like, wow, but I needed that.

I couldn't listen to subway noise.

And there was a seek guy that looked at me.

I was like, like, I couldn't believe I just risked my life

and I got stuck.

But--

Airpod.

Because New York makes you fucking-- New York

is a big, dirty prison that makes you crazy.

Now, here's something good about it.

Every, like, class, especially if you do drugs in New York,

you're going to hang out with every level of society

where you wouldn't in more of a car car place, you know?

Like LA.

Yeah, I agree with that.

So--

It's more integrated.

Yeah, it's more of a Babylon kind of experience.

But everybody lives on top of each other.

You pay way too much for everything.

You know, it's-- that's why the thought of a 15-minute city

nobody was frightened by that in New York

because they're like, that's why I live in.

That would be different than my life now.

Yeah, it's not healthy.

It's not healthy to be stacked like that on top of each other.

Well, my immune system-- I'll tell you what's not healthy.

They're not getting sun.

Yeah.

And I know friends had to get vitamin B and vitamin D

and all that shit 'cause you don't get sun like that.

And it turns out sun's not actually bad.

For some reason, they don't want you having sun.

They've been prescribing-- you probably already

talked about this.

Uh-huh.

10 times less vitamin D than you should get.

They've been recommending.

Yeah.

They've been recommending 10 times less than what you should have

in vitamin D, which, by the way, would fight off

a lot of these things that you're supposed to get shots for.

Oh, shit, ton.

And the best way to get vitamin D is from the sun.

I miss-- that's the thing I miss about L.A.

is I was right by Ronin, and I'll go hike that every day.

And you feel better.

And I had to have a sun like-- I had to feel that on me.

And it really like, you know, uh--

No, there's something bad that you need that.

That's why it's crazy.

That someone's going to try to block it out.

A crazy person would do that.

It's not even just a vitamin.

It's a hormone.

Like vitamin D, uh, it does so much for, like,

muscle development, brain function.

How did I forget for 20 years that--

Sunlight.

CO2 does indeed make trees, uh, plants grow.

Yeah, there's more greenery right now

than there was 100 years ago.

Well, but--

I'm not sure why I was, like, that's ridiculous.

Is it because an authority was like, no,

you can't go by that.

Well, do you remember when Bill Gates was saying

that it's ridiculous, the idea of growing more trees,

to get rid of some of the carbon, that that's ridiculous?

Yeah.

Dr. Bill Gates, for some reason, it's fine for him to throw out

his expertise in it.

And it literally said, aren't we science people or not?

He literally said that.

What the fuck are you doing?

For some reason you find that.

Yeah, no.

I remember it.

It's such a crazy speech because everybody knows

that plants literally exist on that.

But you think it's like--

It's like to say that.

Back when they-- and I remember someone saying it,

like, Sarah-- somebody that was like, you know,

you're supposed to hate the fake left and right.

So maybe Sarah Palin said it.

And then Bill Morris said, that's stupid, you know?

Some dynamic like that?

Right.

But no, it's not stupid.

That's why we have more greenery now.

It's a really plant food.

So we need-- so--

No, it gives you more oxygen, more plants, more oxygen.

Oh, wait.

What are we talking about?

That's right.

I own all the seeds.

And all right, I bought the farms.

And I control the food growth.

It was also the one telling us that we were going to have

to stop eating meat.

And they were all banking on that fucking plant meat

that nobody wants to buy because it's terrible for you.

You know, this is my favorite thing

that about McDonald's all beef pat.

Because it's an old joke of like, why are you specifying?

Yeah, let's play this real quick.

Go from the beginning.

I don't have a video.

Yeah, OK.

There's a lot of people who are very enamored with trees.

We've got trees on this stage.

Fuck trees, dude.

Some people would even say that if you just planted enough trees,

it could take care of the climate issue altogether.

And that's complete nonsense.

OK.

I mean, are we the science people or are we the idiots?

Which one do we want to be?

Oh, my God.

That's the muddy things.

Where's it?

At the very moment.

OK, that's a little bit out of context.

Because what he's saying there is that planting trees

is not going to fix climate change.

That's a little different.

Right.

That's what he's saying there.

But he was also talking about chopping down trees.

He was part of one of the things that he was saying

that was very controversial.

He was talking about removing trees.

Yeah.

Well, the climate summit, you know, they're paving a whole part

of the rainforest to make this special highway

for the visitors to the climate summit.

This is one of the funniest.

Yeah.

And meanwhile, oh, maybe they need a highway that way in that part.

No, it's only for the climate summit.

Yeah.

That's it.

Nobody else can use it ever again.

So, yeah.

First of all, are we the science people?

No, this is a country full of fucking morons.

No, it's not the science.

You're not supposed to believe science.

I don't know why people think that.

You're supposed to.

Science is the opposite of belief.

You're supposed to be the things you can test.

So, you're not supposed to hide the test results from people

or not do the tests, such as with the goddamn vaccine

that they didn't.

They tested it on you?

Well, not you.

Right.

But they tested it on you, the jerk off people.

Remember Operation Warp Speed?

Yeah.

That Trump attacked Massey for not going along with.

And now, the last guy that's honest is attacking him.

And I got friends who are like, yeah, Massey annoyed me.

And why?

No specifics.