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And then Zyklon B, they removed that odor. He also invented gas. He invented a bunch of shit. One of the things he invented is a way to get nitrogen out of the atmosphere. It's called the Habermethod. And to this day, like 50% of the nitrogen in people's bodies in a lot of places in the world is ...
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>> He's having a good old time, I'm sure.
>> He loves doing that, just fucking.
>> Which it didn't piss me off.
>> It pisses you off, but he just checks out.
>> What pisses you off?
>> I don't know.
>> I love it, I love that he does it.
>> No, it's just art, it's fun to do.
>> But it's more successful, he gets the more dangerous it is.
People know who you are, dude.
You've been seen by millions of people.
>> Yeah. >> You can't pretend you're this anonymous backpacker anymore.
>> Fucking weirdo.
>> He comes back, my favorite was a couple years ago.
When he came back from Peru, we were doing Legion of Skanks and
he was in the crowd and thought it was gonna be a big surprise that he's back.
He came back and we were like, oh, what's up Arzu?
>> We're talking about this.
>> He's like, you haven't seen me in so long, so I don't see any of my friends.
>> Yeah, you're saying that I see everybody every six months.
>> I forgot you left.
>> Right.
I only see Norman every six months, maybe a little more when we get popping with,
protect our parts.
>> No.
>> It's not the same without them.
>> I know, it's not.
>> I'm still going to stand drunk, but.
>> It's a little sad though.
>> It's a little more pathetic.
>> I'm drinking by myself.
>> It's a little more sad.
>> I've had a few drinks.
I had a whiskey before a show recently.
>> I had a couple glasses of wine with dinner the other day.
But it's the most I've had it too.
But the days of drinking at night, I thought I had you last time with the mother.
>> The problem is health, I'm too interested in health.
I know, that's the problem.
It's like the price you pay is legitimate.
And I'm too interested in health.
I do too much to stay healthy.
>> You work too hard, dude.
>> I'm getting old, dude.
I'm 58.
The reality is, one of the last times I saw a really fit, 78-year-old guy.
78 years, for me, is not that far.
>> Trump's jack.
>> Bro, that's 2005, 2005 when I was still doing fear factor.
That's 20 years ago, that's nothing.
That's like that.
Time just flies by.
Also in your 70-age.
>> Yeah.
>> Exactly.
>> Thank you.
>> Exactly.
How old you know?
>> I just turned 38.
>> Yeah.
See?
So think of that.
>> Yeah.
>> That's 20 years difference.
You to me is 20 years.
>> Ooh.
>> But me to like a dead guy is 20 years.
78-year-old guy is the dead guy.
>> Yeah.
>> That's the difference.
So I've been consciously thinking about that, like don't let it get away from you.
That's the thing.
Don't let it get away from you.
Look at Jelly Roll.
>> Yeah.
>> Fucking insane.
Incredible.
>> Yeah.
>> That dude just added decades onto his life.
>> Oh, for sure.
He was on his way out.
>> He was close.
>> He was on his way out.
>> Yeah.
>> 4,500.
>> Same talent.
>> 40 pounds?
>> Yes.
>> Same talent drafted too.
>> Did he?
>> Yeah.
>> How much did he drop?
>> Fucking ton.
>> Oh no, shit.
I haven't seen him.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, I think he did.
I don't want to speak for one.
I think he took one of the things.
>> Fine, man.
>> And I was like, man.
>> Whatever you need to do.
>> I was like, all right.
There.
>> Yeah.
>> You get too big, and then he probably has sleep apnea.
So he ain't getting any sleep.
So at night he's choking.
You know, and you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms.
>> Yeah.
>> And Sam there.
Sam Tal--
>> I'm going out from sleep apnea.
>> I'm going out from sleep apnea.
>> I have to wear a mouthpiece every night.
>> Yeah.
>> I wear a mouthpiece every night.
I found a great pillow too.
>> Did he get hurt?
>> Did he die from sleep apnea?
>> No.
You just choke.
You just stop breathing.
That's it.
It's a wrap.
Probably didn't hurt at all.
You're just going in your sleep.
>> Yes.
What the fuck?
>> It's not the one of the worst ways to go.
>> What are we talking about here?
>> Listen.
It's just the problem is, you're going way too young.
You're going because someone's killing you, and that's someone's you.
>> Yeah.
>> See, a lot of football players get it.
>> Yeah, I know.
Because they have--
>> They have giant neck.
>> Yes.
>> So the giant neck, when you're having all this stuff here, it's kind of closing in.
And then you got this big fucking head, and this big ass tongue, and it just falls over
that hole.
>> Yeah.
>> And you just slip into darkness.
>> Hey, talk of my language.
>> Well, listen.
For a lot of those guys, it's all preventable.
You know, you could sleep with a seat pad machine, which sucks.
>> Dude, my dad.
My dad has a sleep pad machine, and he--he doesn't fucking clean it.
>> Oh.
>> He gets like--
>> Oh.
>> I infections.
>> Oh, God.
>> You just see him.
He shows up with double-pig guy.
You're like, "Yo, what the fuck?"
>> Well, I tried that thing once, one time.
>> How do you sleep with that?
>> I can't do it.
I can't sleep with a lot of noise.
I want to be able to wake up quick.
I wake up quick.
>> That's funny.
>> I'm one of those wake up guys.
Like if my wife grabs me, she has to wake me up.
>> She has to wake me up.
>> She has to be kind of, you know, ready, that I don't--
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
I don't know why.
I've always woken up like that.
Any noise.
>> I listen to noise when I sleep, and then I have that thought, though.
It's like if somebody breaks in.
>> I want to hear everything.
>> Sure.
>> Well, this is just like, I used to always have a lot of dangerous dogs.
I used to have like multiple pit bulls.
>> I got them there.
>> He's there.
>> He's there.
>> He's being in both with sleep Avenue.
>> But I always wanted things to be awake that would bark if like something was at the
door.
So living by yourself in Hollywood, I'd never lived in Hollywood, but I lived in North
Hollywood, and then I lived in Encino, and then I moved further out.
I can't just get moving further and further out.
I even thought about Santa Barbara.
I'm like, why don't I get a big piece of property on Santa Barbara, get the fuck away from
everybody?
But like, I don't want a machine going--
>> Yeah.
>> You can't-- you're not hearing shit.
I would be paranoid.
I'd be feeling weird.
>> I think when you hit like machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks in
here.
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>> It will give you a fuck, dude.
>> Yeah, I got-- I've gotten sleep-- I get sleep Avenue when I'm hungover.
That's when I get it.
>> Right.
>> Like, uh, and--
>> Do you sleep on your side?
>> I've got on my planes.
I'm waking myself up.
>> Of course.
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>> So embarrassing.
>> I had to wake this dude up, and not wake this dude up, but tell him once, we're on
a long flight, like, you're going to Europe or something.
And this poor dude was choking so bad, and he sat up, and I said, "Hey, man, you have
sleep Avenue."
I go, "Have you ever been tested for sleep Avenue?"
He was a younger guy.
He was, like, in his thirties, but real overweight.
And I go, "You got to go get tested."
I go, "You legitimately have sleep Avenue."
I go, "I know because I have it."
And I told him, I'm like, "You don't breathe for like nine seconds at a time."
I watched him.
It was crazy.
>> I gotta be honest.
That's-- I mean, don't get me wrong.
You did the right thing.
That would bum me out.
>> Well, he was already friendly with me.
>> Okay.
>> We were already friendly.
Because he was like, "Oh, look, you're shaking."
>> Waking up to, like, an in-shade guy right there, and being like, "You're fat."
I told him, "I have it, too."
I have it, too.
I was informing him.
I'm telling you, I go, "Change my life."
And I just told him, I go, "I got a mouthpiece that presses down on your tongue and keeps
my tongue from sliding back."
It's a game changer.
I go, "Dude, you'll feel so much better."
>> I tried it.
>> Because I watched you choke.
>> Yeah.
>> So the mouthpiece is tough though, like, if you're laying with your lady.
>> Oh, that's a problem.
>> Put the mouthpiece in.
>> Yeah.
>> And she went, "Let's talk."
>> Well, hold on a second.
Oh, son, I'm hard.
We should probably have sex right now.
>> Take that mouthpiece out.
>> Yeah.
You got to take it out.
>> You're a heavy baby or you're awake?
>> It's just-- another thing is a mouth tape.
You ever try that?
>> No.
>> We believe in any of your nose.
>> I got this deviated septum.
I wouldn't--
>> Because you get that fixed dog.
>> I'm never going to fix anything.
>> Oh, you should get that fixed.
I got mine fixed.
It was amazing.
>> I didn't get a fixed dog's 40.
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Yeah.
I got up my whole ups.
He's got nose surgery?
Yeah.
It was awesome.
It was, the result is awesome.
I mean, I gained like, instantly gained like 10% cardio out there.
Yeah, because you breathe out of your nose now.
I couldn't breathe out of my nose forever.
I broke my nose when I was five.
I fell down a flight of stairs.
And then it was always crooked like it's like the bone got fucked.
I got fucked.
I probably should have went to a doctor, but you know, in the 70s they just fucking dusted
you off.
Yeah, yeah.
So, and then I broke my nose.
Who knows how many times after that?
Of course.
Bunch times.
Yeah.
The most recent one in my 40s.
I got knee in the face of Jiu-Jitsu in my late 30s rather.
I got knee in the face in Jiu-Jitsu in my most fucking poor blood.
Doesn't look bad though.
Yeah.
No, it's not that bad.
It's not flat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's too much.
Because I really stopped striking mostly when I was like 22, 23.
I did a little of it when I came to LA again.
I did a little sparring, but not too much.
But it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the nose over and over again.
This piece of cartilage eventually collapses.
And then you get this flat thing there.
Which doesn't bother me too much on dudes, but it bums me out when I see it on women fighters.
It really does.
It bums me out.
That makes sense.
Yeah, it's so sexist.
It does.
Bums me out.
That's who you want.
To look pretty.
You're straight.
I know.
You go, why don't you look pretty?
There's certain fights where women get really badly cut and I have a really hard time
with it.
I know.
I mean, I don't have a hard time with dudes.
Well, it's hard to watch women get beat up.
It is.
Like the fucking that I wrecked video we were watching.
Oh, Jesus.
It's hard to watch.
Jesus.
We do it.
Someone decided it would be a good idea to have a man box a woman.
There was maybe some mouthy chick because she was really aggressive.
Like, remember, like even after he knocked her down, she jumped up and tried to swing on
them.
Even when the referee was holding her back.
She was very aggressive.
This dude beat the fucking dog shit out of her.
She wasn't.
She did survive the round.
I guess.
Didn't she knock down the end and they stopped it?
I think that I could be wrong.
It looked like the second.
He was in his corner.
Well, he was terrible.
He wasn't good.
Yeah.
He wasn't good.
It was ridiculous.
Also, yeah.
There it is.
Don't, don't make me watch this.
This guy's just, I mean, it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique.
He's just kind of swinging punches.
But the power difference is just crazy and anybody who thinks it's not as just fucking
delusional.
The difference between a man and a woman is so big.
Even like a strong woman, like Amanda Nunes, she probably knock out most dudes, but she's
not sparring.
The guy, her weight, it's going to go full blast.
That's fucked.
Even like a big power puncher for a woman, she doesn't compare.
Oh, no.
That's the end.
That's horrible.
It's crazy.
But I think they were just in like, fulugia, so fuck it.
My friend Tommy used to have a girlfriend that could definitely knock you out.
She's dead.
Not me out.
Dude, bro, I'm telling you this girl could knock a man out.
Tommy's always telling me how hard she hits those punching back things.
And he's like, let her hit your hand, so I go, okay, I put my hand up.
Bro, she blasted my hand and I went, whoa, I was like, that is real.
I go, that's a real problem.
I go, did she'll knock you out?
Do you not get into argument with your girlfriend?
She's a big lady.
Not, not like a woman, but the strong, stout lady.
I was shocked.
There's girls out there that can flatline you.
But not that one, bro.
How much would that suck?
I'll be talking to your girl.
You're like, oh, this is my house.
I'm an girl.
She just fucking cracked.
She collects chlorases, shields you.
She's fucking drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a nice couple of hammers face on
the ground.
You think I'm talking to a girl and she gets in like a good stance.
Oh my god.
A boxing stance.
Have you seen that really pretty girl that fights in the PFL?
What's her name?
Dakota, just Cheva.
I don't know how to say her last name.
I don't know.
She's from England.
I don't know what her ethnicity is, but she is like, most of her fights went by knockout.
She's this Muay Thai specialist, but she's pretty.
She's real pretty and like slim and slender.
She just fucks these girls up.
That's it.
Fucks these girls up.
Like combination.
That's her.
Combination.
Say that name.
De Cheva.
De Cheva.
I don't know.
I'm probably butchering it.
A lot of those names, you can't really pronounce them the way you read them.
Like that trips me up so hard at UFC Wayans.
Like I have to write everything out phonetically.
Just cut to like, when she's tuned in up to this girl.
And she tunes up all these girls.
She's nasty man.
Look at that knee to the body.
And she's pretty.
She's pretty.
She's got a nice body.
If you saw her at a club, you would say, wow, she looks really fit.
Like maybe she's a crossfire or something.
Yeah.
Try to hug her.
You can put in the clinch.
Fuck it.
Just fucks you up.
Yeah.
But that video is wrong.
The video in Iraq is just wrong.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
That poor lady.
That lady got a lifetime worth of money.
I've been talking so much shit that the whole, everybody agreed to it.
Yeah.
Everyone agreed.
There's ladies like that out there.
Just like there's guys like that out there.
For sure.
I've seen a lot of videos of guys just walking into a boxing gym.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah.
I'm a fucking street fighter.
They have no skills.
It's okay.
Just fucking.
Talk shit to him.
He's beating the brakes on him.
You can always tell though.
Just the way they move their feet.
Oh yeah.
Like they don't look like.
Like on the balls of their like jumping around a little.
Every punch they throw.
They leave their feet.
In the old days of martial arts, these people would just show up at your gym and say they
want to spar the best people there.
It would happen all the time.
How, what years are these?
The 80s.
Yeah.
That's because they were putting out those fucking sick ass karate movies.
Every single dude was like hold on a second.
Is that me?
Yeah.
Am I John Claude Van Dam?
I am that guy.
Well, there's a lot of like probably skitcha friendings and delusion people.
Of course.
They'd show up at a karate school and just get fucked up.
It's horrible.
It's happened a manic episode, be like I'm about to throw around how sick.
Horrible.
Horrible.
Oh man.
Getting tuned up while you're having a mental break.
You're in the middle of a full schizophrenic break.
You're seeing elves and shit.
There's that fucking elf right there.
He's in the gym.
There's a dragon hiding behind the cordy.
You just get punched to the face.
Fuck.
Fight naked.
Bull on.
Fight naked.
The fucking dragon is talking to me.
It's got a trainer.
It's a dragon.
You imagine being schizophrenic, imagine just seeing a world that's totally different
in the world.
Everybody sees because you're whatever is all fucked up.
And so you just seeing things that aren't there.
No.
Making connections that aren't real.
And you don't know.
Kurt Mansker.
Mansker's fired up.
Mansker's fired up.
Okay.
Mansker's got a touch.
He got me at the holiday.
He's got a touch of the skits.
He's fired up.
Bro, he is an encyclopedia of conspiracies.
Yeah.
You just drop, go back to, remember that thing in the 70s?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
He'll tell you more than you know.
He'll tell me too much.
He also talks about conspiracies with complete, oh, you didn't know this.
Yeah.
That's the best way to know.
There's a theory.
Oh, you didn't know?
Yeah.
And he gets over you.
Because he's such a goon.
He like looms over you.
He's this big fucking dude.
He's this giant eyebrows.
He's so fucking funny.
He's so funny.
He's unbelievably funny.
He's such a character.
Like you couldn't make a dude like that in a movie.
People were like, that's too over the top.
No, he's his comedy is like my favorite.
He's great.
He's a really great, like he does the Jimmy Dorsho and he just jumps in with shit, jumps
it.
It's always like, I'm always like watching this very serious thing.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, Mansker?
What the fuck, Mansker?
Mansker, he's come over to my house a couple of times.
He likes white clothes.
He drinks white clothes and then he gets going.
Yeah.
He always shows up in the green room with two white claws in between his fingers.
Always two white claws.
He's a two white claw man.
That's a good move.
He's such a character.
He's always been that guy too.
He's so fun.
I had the worst, one of the most embarrassing interactions with him.
He just put out white precious, which was one of my favorite specials ever.
And then I saw him in LA because I was opening for big J at the store and Mansker was there
and I was like, okay, I'm going to try to talk to Kurt.
This is a big moment for me and I was like, so do you think, when do you think your next
special is?
He was like, I don't fucking know dude, just walk away and I was like, fuck, I know.
There's so many of those.
There's so many I wish I could take that.
Yeah.
The meeting people for the first time being like super awkward or a tell got me with the
terrible one.
I've talked about it before but I walked outside of the cellar, I just had a good set,
like I was feeling good and he was smoking a cigarette and I was like, I get one of those
cigarettes.
He was like, no, just walk right back inside of us.
Fuck.
You thought you were going to buy me while you only had four left.
He likes fucking with people.
How is he still alive?
Like he does nothing to take care of himself.
How many cigarettes is Dave's smoke?
He smokes a lot of cigarettes.
He is still alive through pure laughter.
The amount of laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited.
I was so lucky to just be like, because they would always put me with him at the end of
the night.
So I got to watch him for a few years and it was like my favorite thing.
But if I, he just would make fun of me.
He'd see me in the room and be like, oh, Shane must have had a good set, he's hanging
out.
Shane, where were you born on the corner of AR in 15?
He's so good.
Yeah, he fucking really makes fun of you.
You stand in the doorway and he's like, look at you.
You fat piece.
I love what he does.
He'll do a show and then he'll bring his opening acts on stage at the end of the show
and just riff and just shit on them.
He is.
It's impossible to keep up.
Brow, he just gets, he is, but he gets just steamrolled.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
I don't believe enough to like know what he's looking for with the accent.
I don't.
So I'd be in the room and he'd be like, Shane, you look like a sex toy guy.
What type of sex toy do you like?
I'd be like, uh, vibrators, he'd be like, oh, good answer.
Fuck out.
No.
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Yeah.
I sent, I opened for bird christian in helium and then at helium filling, it was the first
time I ever middleed and I was like, that was a good show.
I should, and he, you know, he was drunk after the show and he was like, you should open
for me.
And I was like, fuck you.
I'm going to email this guy, I emailed him like five times.
The first email was like, I think you and me meshed together.
We should, it was brutal.
So then I'm talking, me and Stan hope we're talking all about it.
This fucker still has the same email account.
So he brought it up and read the email in front of me 10 years later, and I was like, he's
still the same email account for two years.
God.
That would be, you got any of those?
What?
Like when you were a young comic, just, you know, some of the emails back then.
No, no, no, but I mean, just like saying something that you, nothing too bad, one time
at MTV, John Stewart was having a meeting with this executive and I just met John Stewart
like the first time.
And so I went in to say hi, I went in to say hi to the lady and John Stewart was there.
I remember saying hi to him, like, oh, hi.
And then I remember I went, I go, wow, you got a great view.
I looked out the window and I knocked something over, like a fucking statue or some shit.
I had to grab it, pick it up, it didn't break and I put it back.
I'm like, all right.
I'll just get out of here.
I just felt like such a fucking clumsy dork, because I had to look out to, I just say something
nice.
Like, wow, you got a great view.
Yeah.
Knocked this fucking thing over and just like, oh, no, knocking something over at that.
Why did I go back there to look?
If I just said hi in the main room area, everything would be fine.
Yeah, that guy was cool.
No, he had to go to the window, knocked and I just wanted me for years.
I had to think about that knocking that stoop.
I don't even remember what it was I knocked over, but I remember going, oh, no.
Yeah, it's terrible.
I had one, I went to see Soters.
He filmed one of his comedy central specials in Philly, and I had just done a showcase with
him in New York.
Like, I was like, really excited that I did a show at the stand, because it was like the
first time I ever did, and he was on the line up.
So we're standing in line, and I was like, you think I should just tell these people
that I just did a show with the sky?
My friends were like, what the fuck are you talking about?
And I was like, dude, I'll kill myself.
Like, right away.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I think I should tell the people with the security that I just did a show with him.
Oh, it's funny.
Really embarrassing.
It is embarrassing now, because now you're just like totally friends with all these
guys.
Yeah.
It's totally normal.
That's what's weird.
Like, I already see John Stewart now.
I get my hug.
Like, hey, what's up, dude?
It's totally normal.
He's just a person.
When you see someone that you've seen on TV, like when you're young, it's weird.
It is.
It takes a long time for it to stop being weird too.
That's why it's like, when people come up to me and do the same thing I used to do, someone
was like, it's all right.
Yeah.
I mean, like the first time I met Norman and Liss, it was after his show, and I was standing
next to him, and I was like, you guys, it's funny.
You guys sound just the same as you do on podcasts.
I listen to you guys podcasts.
[laughter]
They're like, what the fuck are you?
Yeah.
It's brutal.
I mean, there's no way to be comfortable.
How can you be?
You have to go through it.
If you don't go through it, you're not going to be comfortable.
You're going to be weirded out, and you're like, no way around.
You want them to be your friend.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
You want them to like you.
They have no idea who you are.
You're like, standing next to them.
Yeah.
And then it gets, you know, there's levels of weirdness, you know.
Like sometimes I've been, I mean, here talking to someone, I'm like, that's fucking
Quentin Tarantino.
Like how weird is this?
I mean, sitting here talking to Quentin, they're like, there's certain guys that never
stop being weird.
Yeah.
It's like, always stays a little weird because they're so famous.
Yeah.
Mine's always athletes.
It's always an athlete that I didn't think was going to make me feel that way.
That's interesting.
Well, Aaron Judge.
Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me.
Yeah.
I was like, I'm going to talk.
It was fucking recent.
It was crazy.
He was hitting batting practice before Philly's Yankees.
And he saw me.
I didn't know who I was.
And he looked over before he was entering the cage and he was like, what's up?
And I was like, oh, shit.
And then he got done and he walked over.
He was like, were you doing back there a big man?
And I was like, oh, dude.
You were hit on him.
Oh, yeah.
He's a horse dude.
Yeah, it's a big man.
Yeah.
That's a full panic in that.
That's funny.
Full panic.
And then I think, yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did nine hot dogs, nine beers,
nine innings.
Geez.
O'Connor had nine, seven hot dogs before the first bit.
He passed out.
He didn't have any beer.
He fell asleep for a whole game.
Just from the hot dogs.
And we were with my buddy, H. Foley, and he was getting other food.
He's a big fucking guy.
Other than the nine hot dogs?
Nine hot dogs was the challenge.
And then other ones would get a fucking cheese steak and nine hot dogs.
How big is he?
He's just big.
He's a big fuck.
Big is his guess?
Is that what you're about to say?
I feel bad.
I love him.
But for real.
Geez.
He's about as funny as a guess though.
Nine hot dogs and a cheese steak was crazy.
That's a lot of volume.
Just like the sheer mass of it all.
You know?
Yeah.
It was terrible.
You know that feeling that you get when you eat like a giant meal and then you look
at yourself sideways in the mirror.
You're like, oh my god, I'm fucking pregnant.
Yeah, every day.
Did it last night?
All those plates stacked up on top of each other.
Well, lately I've been doing this one meal a day thing.
Like the last few days, I don't think I'm going to stick with it.
Today I kind of cheated.
I had a little bit of fruit.
But so last night, I went to the--
If I had a little bit of fruit, I'd be like, I'm the beacon of health.
It's crazy I had fucking fruit today.
You don't need any fruit?
No.
No vitamins?
I take vitamins.
You take vitamins?
What are you taking?
Uh, right now, just DB and C.
Okay.
Now I got some zinc and magnesium in there.
You should give it a waste of well.
I did.
I did.
They gave me some shit.
But they'll give you one based on your blood profile.
Yes.
They did.
They'll mix it for you.
Yeah.
Oh, it's the best.
It's great.
You don't have to think.
Yeah.
I went to waste well fully going.
I had to have diabetes.
The fucking-- as soon as they took my blood, there was like four days from when I got
the results.
I was in the green room talking to Simpson.
I was like, dude, they had to be symptoms, right?
He was like, no.
I just have diabetes.
I was like, fuck, I definitely have diabetes.
Nothing.
Why?
It's a good result.
That has a good result.
Yeah.
That's great.
That liver is a motherfucker, dude.
Come believe it.
Yeah, your liver is all right.
Your liver is a motherfucker.
You know what?
It gets workouts.
I think the--
It gets workouts.
True.
It's jacked, right?
It's jacked.
If you think about it, look.
It's jacked.
You are heart explodes.
It's not good for you.
Right?
We all agree.
You get a heart attack.
You die.
That's not good.
Drinking yourself to death one time is not good for you.
No.
Definitely not.
But running every day, a little bit, a couple of miles, you get in shape.
I think this is wrong, but I like where you go.
You know what I'm going with this?
Like a little bit of whiskey, a little bit of booze, some drinking every day.
You're talking--
You're talking--
Your liver is ready to go.
Your liver is like a marathon runner.
Right?
Yeah, you think.
Like that's why you have the tolerance you have, clearly, right?
Because--
The tolerance comes from just light beer.
Right.
For real.
If you get me, if I take two shots, I'm like, I got to go home.
It's crazy.
Stan Hope does that too.
He just sips light beer.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he moved it.
He went to a cocktail phase.
I don't know where he's at right now.
When I was with him, he was fully on, like, white russians.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
He's cocktail phase.
Fucking getting after it.
He gets after it.
Still.
After all these years.
I was on my son.
Oh, he's great.
Yeah.
I heard he crushed it.
He was murdered.
Tony said it was awesome.
Watched his set.
And he said he was just cl--
Tony said he was just going like this to the back.
Yeah.
Doug's always been one of the best.
And he's like, that's him.
Like, he's not putting on an act.
That's genuinely him.
No.
24/7 with his stupid suits on.
And just thinking everything is hilarious and hanging out
with an army of idiots.
Like, just let me fucking do this.
You're like him.
They're all doing ridiculous shit.
I-- yeah.
When I was living there, it was just me and that, man.
I was the only guy that was like--
Little boys.
[LAUGHS]
These guys are all, like, 50 to 60.
Hey, man.
You got to admire it.
No doctors.
Fuck this.
We're riding this thing until the wheels fall off.
Bingo is doing good, too.
That's great.
Everything.
It was nice to see it.
Yeah, because when we're doing that end of the world podcast
one time, that's when things go fell.
Oh, it's so scary, man.
Hit your head, it's so scary.
Speaking of hitting your head,
what do you think is Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua fight?
That's tonight.
That is tonight.
And watching?
Yeah, I'm definitely going to watch it.
What are you watching?
I don't know.
I got a lot.
We got a lot tonight.
We got Alabama, Oklahoma.
Oh.
College football playoffs.
Okay.
What else we got, Jamie?
Just that.
All right.
That's all great.
Oh, yeah.
I can't get excited about that.
That's a huge thing.
I can't get excited about that while Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua
were fighting.
I'm very excited about this.
If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy, this should be...
How could he take it easy?
The whole world is watching.
There's none of the chance he's going to make it look like
this guy can box with him.
Can you imagine if Jake...
If he flatlines him?
Oh, my God.
What if he steps in and just...
Oh, my God.
Right power bombs him right on the chin.
And Joshua's legs go out.
And he goes down.
It'd be the saddest.
It'd be sad.
Not for Jake Paul?
No, of course. It'd be awesome.
Not for all the Anthony Joshua who's like...
Who was like going to be the guy?
Destroy some sports books also, apparently.
What are those odds?
They lose $100 million or something, I think.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah, there's a lot of people going on.
I take a dive on the Jake Paul underdog right now.
There's people betting on him?
Yeah, because it's plus 650.
You're making six times the money you put in.
Yeah, but what are the odds?
Not good.
What are the odds, really?
I know that's the...
I literally said what are the odds to the odds?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I mean, if you're gonna...
Well, Vegas.
It's like 99% in my eyes that Anthony Joshua
either wins a decision or stops him.
This is because he is a two-time...
It's not saying Jake Paul's not a good boxer.
He's a real good boxer.
He's like very underrated.
But he's a two-time heavyweight world champion.
He's like one of the fucking scariest guys in the division.
Lightning fast punches.
245 fucking pounds.
He's huge.
He's way bigger.
Way more skilled.
He's like a foot taller.
What's the height difference?
I saw him at the weigh-in.
I think he's five inches taller, four or five inches taller.
But the point is, he's one of the best heavyweight boxers alive.
Yeah.
And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you know, very impressive
for a guy beating up Ben Askerin
and knocking out Tyrone Woodley very impressive.
Yeah.
There's levels.
Knockin out Mike Perry.
Very impressive.
There's levels.
This is, this is a crazy jump.
That's why it's, I think the only reason the odds are not
40 to one is...
People suspect shenanigans.
Shenanigans.
Yeah.
They suspect shenanigans.
But, first time...
They come out and fuck it.
Circle each other like pro wrestling and grab the ropes.
We're gonna be like, yeah.
No.
Yes.
You motherfuckers.
When Nate fought him, that was great.
Well, listen, that's another fight.
Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate.
But Nate fought his career at 155 pounds.
For the most part, a couple fights at 170.
Yeah.
You know, a very good boxer for MMA.
But...
Jake Paul had his hands full and Nate had a...
No, it was later rounds.
Yeah.
The late rounds, Nate started...
Yeah.
Paul's 7-1 underdog had attracted 82% of the bets
and 90% of the money that had been wagered on draft kings
on the winner.
What?
A Paul upset with a result in nearly $100 million
for the sports book.
Imagine if Jake Paul just hated draft kings
and they made a deal with Anthony Joshua.
Yeah.
It's like, let's back up these motherfuckers.
Yeah.
Let's back up these motherfuckers.
We're gonna bet it all on me.
I mean, that's like a guy-richy movie.
It is, you know?
It's...
But that's the other thing.
Because I saw Anthony...
No disrespect to Anthony Joshua.
But I saw...
What fight was it...
Like a year or two ago where he grabbed the mic
after and started giving a fucking crazy speech?
Oh, I don't remember that.
He did?
Yeah.
He gave a little weird...
After he lost, he like...
Oh, wait.
Was it...
Daniel Dravenian.
Was he...
Oh, who's sick?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What did he say?
It was just kind of a weird thing to do after he lose
to grab the mic and talk to the crowd and...
Well, I think it was in his hometown.
Oh, okay.
Wasn't it?
Wasn't it in London?
Definitely wasn't in fucking Eusik's.
No, I'm not making fun of the war.
Yeah, like just saying.
Exactly.
Who the fuck's gonna travel there to see a fight?
I think that's probably why.
You know, in England, they like a loser who keeps his chin up.
Like a guy who loses.
You know?
That's why I do well.
They like a respectable winner.
You know, it was respectable and shows good sportsmanship
and good character after it's over.
I could be wrong.
I just remember thinking it was odd.
And it's probably cultural thing.
He left the ring and came back.
And then they shook.
And then I don't know.
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Let's give him a round of applause.
Oh, man.
So that's just a motion.
Wait, wait, I'm talking.
That's fire guys back.
Look, if you need my story,
you would understand the passion.
I ain't no [bleep] at your foxer
for five years old.
That was in the lead prospect from my youth, bro.
I was going to jail.
I see some technical use in Reading jail.
I got bail and I started training.
[bleep]
'Cause if I got sentenced,
I want it to be able to fight.
I bust my case.
But cousin Benga, where's he at?
G-14, raise your hand.
Oh, and never saw this.
You might take a dive, bro.
He's a wild motherfucker.
Guys, I'm telling you,
this guy to be me tonight.
Maybe I could have done better.
But it shows the levels of hard work
he must have put in to please
give him a round of applause
as our heavyweight champion in the world.
It's a little odd.
He's still going.
I will say this.
I don't, you know, you just kind of fight.
Right.
I was trying whenever I got a fight.
Still, I can't.
I can't judge anyone.
I would have given this a--
Dude, just give that speech.
Every time they lose a street fight,
every single time they stand up
they go, "Let's get a beer together."
Dude, this guy is a fucking man.
You know?
Right, a little bit.
Yeah.
But it is a little weird.
It's definitely weird.
But there's some dudes
that just once they get the mic,
they just want to start talking.
I hear it, you know?
Yeah.
There are dudes.
There's like some dudes
that I have to interview in the UFC
and the UFC is like,
"Last question.
Stop."
No more questions.
'Cause they got to cut to commercial.
I like those, though.
Oh, so I like when the guy grabs a mic
and just starts screaming.
Some of them were great.
Some of them were great.
But I guess--
Chelson and fucking mastered it.
Yeah.
He was the first guy.
He was the first guy to figure it out.
He was the first guy to figure out
how to cut like a pro wrestling type promo
inside the cage.
Like, Anderson Silva,
you absolutely suck.
He's like, "What is going on here?"
He's the greatest of all time.
He's so funny.
Yeah.
Chale was awesome.
He was--
Who's funnyer than him?
McGregor.
McGregor was--
McGregor was really funny.
McGregor took shit talking
to a whole new level.
Yes.
But I feel like Chale was--
But Chale opened the fucking door.
Yeah.
He's the OG.
He's the OG of MMA shit talking for sure.
And still, like, the most clever at it.
You know, he's very clever.
Yeah, the fucking--
Yeah.
The boss was a whore.
He's so fucking--
He said he tried to feed it into character.
It's like a good--
It's a good bit, dude.
He's a quite a character, man.
He's quite a fucking character.
Yeah, McGregor's shit talk.
Yeah, who the fuck is that guy?
His current shit talks, my favorite.
Yeah.
I love what he's up to.
Fucking--
Do you think he's gonna fight that?
He keeps talking.
He keeps talking about making it to the White House.
But I just--
I hope he gets to the White House.
I'm gonna do my best to go to the White House.
I hope he does that and that's it.
I'm not saying anything.
And the Michael Chandler one is a good one.
That's a smart--
That'd be a fun one.
It's a marketable one because everybody knows
they were supposed to fight years ago
and they did the ultimate fighter together.
And also Chandler's still fucking dangerous as shit.
He's not washed.
He's not--
He's not in his prime,
but he's like 38 or 39 years old now.
He'll go wild in that fight.
He's a dangerous guy.
He's crazy fit, too.
And he loves a man.
He could do--
Get him a fucking White House.
He's gonna cry after the fight.
He'll cry after the fight.
And he will do everything within his power
to try to beat Connor.
Yeah, I'm gonna not say anything bad about Trump
until that fight.
And he'd be at that fight.
Now I'm gonna go, yeah, that fucking bullshit.
Tweet that sucks.
Bro, look with a mom Donnie called him a fascist
and he had him in the Oval Office.
And did you see that?
True.
Like you said the Donald Trump--
He's like, it's okay.
Just go ahead and say it.
Just say it.
Bro, he didn't get it.
I hate to get on Trump stuff, but have you seen the plaques?
No.
I heard about it.
So his plaques under everybody's game.
He's kind of tragic in every other president.
And what is he--
It'll drive like--
He tried some more.
He--
The Clinton one I read.
He talks about Andrew Jackson.
I saw the Andrew Jackson at Clinton once.
The Clinton one is like--
Basically, he kind of got lucky with the economy
because of the fucking tech boom.
Also, then at the end, he's like--
And then his wife tried to run against Donald Trump and lost.
Like--
That's a plaque.
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
[INAUDIBLE]
Huh.
Does it really say he got lucky?
Like, who's writing these things?
He's not writing.
[INAUDIBLE]
He beat Joe Biden.
And it says that--
Is that--
Oh, my God, he is writing it.
Oh, no, no.
Let me read it from the top.
Yeah.
This is so crazy.
This--
That this is underneath a photo in the White House is so crazy.
Look at this.
Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history.
[LAUGHTER]
He's so crazy.
Taking office as a result of most corrupt election ever seen
in the United States, Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented
disaster-- what's the matter, Jim?
Elections capitalized, weird.
Yeah, it is weird.
Uh, unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink
of destruction.
His policies caused the highest inflation ever recorded, leading the US
dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in four years.
His green new scams surrendered American energy dominance
and by abolishing the southern border, Biden led 21 million
people from all over the world, poor in the United States,
including from prisons, jails, mental institutions,
and insane assignments.
Isn't that?
Like, he said two things that are the same thing.
Yeah, yeah.
For multiple--
Jails, prisons.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
He said two things that are the same thing.
Yeah, yeah.
For multiple--
Jails, prisons.
Yeah.
Let's do this.
Let's do this, members, which many other--
many others gravely wounded.
Seeing with many others gravely wounded.
What's wrong with me?
Seeing Biden's devastating weakness, Russia invaded Ukraine
and Hamas terrorists launched their heinous October 7th attack on Israel.
This is crazy.
Nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by you.
By you.
By you.
Nicknamed.
Like, the whole public got together.
I got a name for this guy.
Was dominated by his radical left handlers.
It's like how radical left is in Caps too.
They and their allies in the fake news media attempted to cover up
his severe mental decline and unprecedented use of auto-pin.
This is so crazy.
You shouldn't be allowed to do this.
Right?
It should be like historians say this guy was president
from blah, blah, blah, blah.
Is it say Donald Trump saved America?
Despite all President Trump would get reelected in a landslide
and save America in all caps.
That's a plaque in the White House.
He's not beaten the dictator charges.
This is like an African dictator.
It's crazy.
I think they're changing the name of the Kennedy Center
to the Trump Kennedy Center.
Oh, boy.
So many needs to tell him.
Like, hey, this is not good.
You can't do that.
Because then other people could do that too.
And then the White House stops being the White House.
And it becomes whoever is in its house where he could just go crazy
and say everybody else is a crook.
I don't think anyone's going to do what he's doing.
I don't think there's--
I mean, the problem is it opens up the door
for someone on the left to do their version of it.
Who's going to be the Democrat?
Who's next?
Fucking Gavin Newsom.
He's not going to fucking put up a plaque.
Of course he would.
Of course he would.
He copies everything that Trump does.
He even tries to talk like Trump on Twitter.
You don't think that he would put up plaques
that talk about how corrupt Trump was?
And about how terrible.
And he was quoted as lying over 5,000 times
by Washington Post.
Well, you know, he doesn't have to put up a plaque.
That'll just be everywhere.
I mean, he could put that under his photo though.
Like, that's never been a thing that people did before.
For sure.
Right?
I mean, I'm guessing.
What was it before?
You heard he added that Ronald Reagan was a fan
of President Trump's long before his historic run
for the White House.
Oh.
No.
That's so disturbing.
That's such crazy thing.
What fucking lackey put that shit up
and was like, do you like this?
Of course he's going to fucking like it.
Bro, he wrote it.
What are you talking about?
You don't think he wrote it?
You think a lackey wrote it?
I don't fucking find out.
I don't know what's going on.
It's whoever's writing his tweets wrote that.
Yeah.
Same shit.
He's got to be writing his tweets.
I think they made a video of it, right?
Yeah.
So the video is like, he says things
and someone types it out for him.
He fucked up on Twitter this week.
Well, with the Rob Reiner thing?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy.
It's all crazy.
Every like, so if he didn't do the Rob Reiner thing
and then put up those plaques, I'd be like, yeah, that's funny.
But then the Rob Reiner thing, he's like, God damn it, dude.
Well, the plaques are crazy.
The plaques are crazy.
The plaques are crazy.
It's like you're...
The White House is supposed to be...
where each new president, the new guy comes in,
you won the new election.
Congratulations.
Let me show you around.
This is what it's like.
These are all the photos.
I think this...
I think that's the photo for Joe Biden.
It's an auto pen?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's...
That's so crazy, definitely.
That's so crazy.
Yeah, but again, it's still funny.
It's crazy.
When he does crazy shit, when he does crazy shit, and it's funny,
I like it.
Right.
But the Rob Reiner thing is not funny, right?
No.
And that's like the same thing.
Yeah.
It's the same kind of thinking.
And when you see it with no empathy, that's when it's hard to like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wish he could apologize.
I know you can't.
And you won't.
Listen, there's no justification for what he did that makes any sense in a compassionate society.
It's no different than people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot.
That's what...
Yeah, that's the thing that bothers me.
It's the same kind of thing.
Bro, it'd be like if Obama tweeted...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Rest in peace.
Imagine.
Imagine.
Imagine if Obama tweeted...
You know, something about someone, you know, after they died in this way, that this person
was a deranged, that person that hated Obama.
And he wrote Obama, like...
All caps.
Imagine if Obama talked about Trump.
Imagine if Obama talked like Trump.
They hated Obama.
He...
That was his thing.
He talks about himself the third person.
That would be crazy.
It just shows you how crazy it is the way Trump thinks and talks.
It's just like...
The guy got sliced up by his kid, you know?
Yeah.
Anybody that doesn't see that and go, "Fuck, man."
Yeah, it's the worst.
So, you know...
Also, the kid's claiming not guilty right now.
Oh, Carl.
Okay.
I like it.
By reason of what?
I like the mood.
Whoa, boy.
It's so dark, man.
Yeah, it's really fucking horrendous.
But on the other side of it,
the Rob Reiner thing was crazy,
because Rob Reiner made it a mission
to try to get Trump out of office,
and to try to get Trump arrested,
and this is really weird video,
where he's sitting there with John Brennan and James Clapper.
These two top dog spooks.
Yeah.
And they're talking about how this is like unacceptable
that Trump is president.
I'm like, this is a crazy thing to...
And like high production value.
Yeah.
So, it's like all filmed together,
they're coming up with reasons
why they have to remove Trump from office.
Maybe they need something.
Look, all that sucked.
I think that sucked.
Yeah.
But then, you get murdered next to your wife
by your son.
Horrible.
Yeah.
That's like the worst thing possible.
The worst thing.
The president.
Right.
It's a crazy thing to...
Whatever.
...to put out.
By the time this episode comes out,
we'll have moved on.
Yeah, but it seems like...
You know, it seems like...
Whenever something like that happens,
where someone is happy that someone died,
so many people just...
You feel so disappointed.
You know, you just feel like...
Yeah.
It's so disappointing.
Yeah.
It's like, why...
If you say that privately,
that's one thing, which is also crazy.
Yeah.
But it's so disappointing.
I mean, someone would have to be the worst person ever.
And then you're like, you know what? Fuck that guy.
But...
Jesus.
Yes.
And the way it happened, too, like...
Yo.
The way it happened makes it...
Son?
It makes it ten times worse.
Oh, God.
He died in like a funny way.
Right.
He was...
You know?
Right, right, right.
That would be...
If he was like, I'm gonna fucking...
The parachute would have a plane.
Right.
There you go.
Something stupid.
Oh, he's bungee jumping.
He lied about his weight.
But then...
Snap.
Then the worst possible way to die.
The worst possible way to die.
I mean...
And he did...
Before all the...
Political...
He did rule.
Oh, yeah, amazing.
He fucking ruled.
Yeah, I made it amazing.
He ruled.
I mean, let's...
Let's bring up Rob Reiner's filmography.
How many great...
He wanted to come on the podcast
and talk about JFK.
That would have been sick.
Yeah.
Um...
I don't know why that never happened.
But what films did he do?
Sorry Rob, but...
I don't think...
I don't think...
I don't think I might have been the first one, but...
Spine, ride.
Stand by me.
Okay, stand by me and print us, Brian.
Two of the greatest...
Few good men.
He made a few good men.
Bro, misery.
He did misery.
Fuck an amazing movie.
A movie.
Was he a producer on a few good men?
I understand.
Maybe he makes directors.
We want one because he did a lot of stuff too.
He did a lot of movies.
Um...
Directed them.
Here you go.
Like writer predictor...
Or start producer, writer, director.
Different at all.
He did direct a few good men.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
He made some bangers.
When Harry met Sally...
He's a dad and move a washroom.
Who's the latest in that?
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
I forgot about that.
Spinal Tap was supposed to come out.
I think I really put that on hold right now.
Yeah, horrendous.
That's like...
Yeah, you don't put anything out.
Someone take his fucking phone.
Yeah.
There are certain things the administration does
that I'm just like, "Damn, you can't defend it."
Like the...
I don't think it's the administration necessarily
but they've definitely allowed it to happen
where like fucking ice is making funny videos
about deporting people.
Yeah.
And then like...
Like shit like this.
Like, "Damn, dude."
That's fucking terrible.
Yeah.
They use Theo and a totally unrelated clip
that like some lady said,
"My friend has to leave the country.
Will you make a video?"
I heard you got supported.
I mean, I knew that video existed before the...
Yeah.
I'm the one editing the DHS.
It's just Theo being funny.
Yeah.
And they used that in this ice thing.
And Theo was like, "Whoa."
And he had a really good response, too.
He got them to take it down.
But his response...
See if you can find it.
Something that his opinions
on immigration are much more nuanced.
I mean, that's the truth, though.
It's like, "Yeah, sure.
Illegal immigration's...
We should fix that."
Yeah.
Don't fucking make it funny.
It's a serious thing.
It's a serious thing you're doing.
Yeah.
Why would you make it funny at all?
Yeah.
Like, is the thought like that...
That'll make it popular on TikTok
and it'll spread that way?
Is that the thought?
That it'll be a...
That video will get people to want us to...
I think a lot of those people are obviously just weird fucking psychos
that are in that world.
I don't know.
I heard something that I don't know if it's true.
It was about the brown shooting,
the brown university's shooting.
And it's people claiming
that the security cameras had been disabled.
Yes.
I was trying to get Theo's tweet.
Here's just the quote of what it said up front.
Yo, this is it.
He says, "DHS, I didn't approve to be used in this.
I know you know my address.
So send a check and please take this down
and please keep me out of your banger deportation videos."
Vaughn said on his ex account,
"When it comes to immigration,
my thoughts and heart are a lot more nuanced than this video allows."
Bye, Vaughn added.
Perfect response.
Calling them banger videos is hilarious.
Yeah, they're ridiculous.
Yeah, they suck.
They suck.
It's like, why are you doing that?
I thought you're trying to get rid of like the worst people in the world.
You know, I'm trying to be entertaining.
Like the job is to get rid of the worst people in the world.
Like, but that's what we're, you know, that's what we wanted.
Yeah.
We wanted them to get rid of cartel members and terrorists.
The worst people in the world.
That's who we're hoping for.
Yeah.
But then it's like, anybody.
I bet they have quotas.
I bet they are.
They're told.
Without a doubt.
Without a doubt.
Whenever you give a quote to enforcing a law,
you get into weird territory.
That's when cops pull people over for bullshit.
Yeah.
That's how most of my buddies got DUIs.
The cops needed to pull their friends.
They just took a chance.
Me and Jamie were just talking about that.
How?
Just our hometown.
Just miss it.
Yeah.
I was built.
That's what I was built for.
Home downs.
Nine to five and then go to a bar.
That's who you built for.
Did you miss those days?
I miss it a lot.
Really?
I miss the going to the bar.
Just for fun.
Just sitting there.
We had we could have beat Lancaster Catholic.
That was fucking crazy.
We lost that fucking.
That's what I'm going to talk about when I get home.
That's for Christmas.
Yeah.
That's funny.
You look forward to that.
I do.
Shit rules.
High school buddies.
They all have families now.
Yeah.
It's nice.
Especially when your friends get families,
it's nice to go out with them.
When you see them get that one night off,
you got all this guys about the fucking blackout.
This is going to be crazy.
I was a buddy.
I had friends come to shows and just fall apart.
That's hilarious.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
Sorry about derailing it from that actual conversation.
No.
It's okay.
I don't even remember what we were talking about.
You were talking about security cameras.
The Brown University thing.
Yeah.
Now, why did they have the security cameras?
Why were they disabled?
Because I don't even want to say what I read.
The thing online was saying it was ice.
Yeah.
It was because they wanted to stop ice from using the feed
to locate the legals that are working on the campus, maybe.
Or maybe citizens that are or are students rather.
Yeah.
That are because they've done some wild chant like they did.
I don't know if they wind up deporting that lady,
but they were trying to deport that lady because she was a student
and she wrote an essay that was critical of Israel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have a response from their officials, I guess.
We'll call them on lack of season.
And they want to know how a school with a $9 billion endowment
does not have cameras on one of the older buildings
at the edge of the campus where this happened,
not even in the front door.
Who's coming and going?
Now, they asked this question knowing that the shooter
may have done whatever you wanted.
But the cameras A would have deterred or B captured,
I better look at them.
And we wouldn't be here today five days out.
I want you to explain that because there's a lot of parents
who are wondering where are you investing your money.
Yeah, I appreciate that question.
And I want to reiterate, as our president did,
that supporting our students and communicating to the parents
to our community about our support is of utmost importance.
We have 1200 cameras located throughout the campus.
We don't publish the locations of the cameras.
That would give a map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras.
So that would be camera productive to do that.
There are cameras in this building.
And as I answered the previous question,
we have turned over all evidence that we are holding at Brown
to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them.
So you're saying that you're using the cameras in the building?
I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building.
Attorney General said, old camera.
I'm on camera right now, you fucker.
I believe he said that there were two different phases
of the building that might have two different levels of technology.
Again, all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement.
That doesn't make sense for me.
OK, this is contradictory to what I read.
What I read was that somebody had disabled them.
So he was saying there is cameras.
And they turned over all footage.
There's got to be cameras.
But the thing is like when you hear a story like they disabled it for ice,
like is that story total bullshit?
And is that story designed to get people to tweet that out
so that other people start believing it?
For sure.
They were naming the fucking shooter.
I thought, did you see that?
Yeah.
How did they get now before they got the Portuguese guy?
Oh, really?
They were naming a different shooter?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I was all over it.
I was going this motherfucker.
I dare you.
Who was the different guy?
It was a kid that was in like a protest and shit.
Like a gazo kid.
So they instantly named him and yeah, whatever.
So he's going to get paid.
He should.
Oh, yeah.
He should.
Remember the Atlanta one where the guy,
they ruined his life.
And they said he was a bomber.
It was just a security guard.
Oh, yeah.
Remember that guy?
Yeah, the movie.
Yeah.
Fuck his name.
I forget his name too.
But I remember the real story.
Like Paul Walthough Houser plays him in...
I hope I'm getting that name right.
I know that guys.
He's a man.
Richard Jewel.
Richard Jewel.
I was there that day.
You went in Atlanta?
Yeah, I was there.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
What?
Yeah, when we were headed home.
The only reason we weren't there when it went off was because we couldn't get to count tickets
to watch the Dream Team play.
The guy we were trying to buy him from ripped him up with my dad and threw him in the fucking sewer.
They're like...
Who knows that?
Who knows that?
You are a Ohio trash.
You went to the Olympics to scout Dream Team tickets.
We didn't have tickets to that game.
We were like, let's find tickets to the game.
What else did you see?
Like a volleyball game and a baseball game.
Richard Jewel.
Yeah, Richard Jewel.
I just sent you this thing.
Yeah, I found a thing on Twitter about it.
It says there's like an open letter in August that the anti-ice protesters wanted the cameras disabled.
But I didn't see that.
It actually happened.
Let's find her.
We're home.
I've kind of checked out.
Let me hear this.
Human rights group to human rights group to university administrators, dismantled surveillance to defend free speech now.
I don't know if they did it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We heard from the brown police chief.
Isn't that where that girl got taken for writing a letter when the saw started?
Wasn't she a brown student or something?
I thought it was Colombia.
I don't remember though.
I don't remember though.
See if you can find that story because that story is also fucking crazy.
Like you're deporting a student for having an opinion about a world war.
It's a war that's happening right at least from one side of it.
Like having an opinion is a problem that gets you ejected from the country.
Especially you're at a university which is supposed to be a place where ideas get challenged.
Yeah, it turns out every both sides are totally hypocritical and do exactly what the other side did and whatever.
It's interesting because we're getting to see it more clearly than we've ever seen it before, right?
Yeah.
It seems like it.
It's a tough university.
Toughs.
A resident detained by ICE agents in Somerville, Massachusetts, what did she say?
She wrote out something in the newspaper, I think, like the school newspaper.
Right.
Well, what was it?
Well, what was it?
Oh.
Let's see if we could read it.
I wonder what got her deported.
What were the words?
Criticizing leadership.
She criticized toughs leadership response to the toughs community union Senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza.
Months after the op-ed was written and just weeks before she was detained, the website, Canary Mission, published a profile on Ms.
I don't know how to say her name.
Oz Turk, including her photograph claiming she engaged in anti-Israel activism.
Its sole support for the contention was a link in screenshots of her op-ed.
When asked about her case, Secretary of State Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa adding,
"We gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree not to become a social activist that tears up our university campuses."
Shut up, Marco.
She was asking--
Yeah.
Put that up again, please.
So she was asking-- she was criticizing toughs leaderships response to the toughs community union Senate passing several resolutions.
So she must be a part of the toughs community union Senate or someone is.
So they passed several resolutions concerning human rights violations.
So I want to know what she actually said.
You know what I mean?
I mean, we're getting a synopsis of what her actual op-ed was.
See if we can find it.
It's just interesting.
Because what can get you kicked out of a country that is the most pro-free speech country on planet Earth?
Like, what gets you kicked out?
Is it really--
But is it only that one?
Is it only that one?
Like, what if you had an opinion on Ukraine and Russia?
Without date, you kicked out?
I doubt it.
That's weird, right?
Certainly is.
That's kind of weird.
It's a little strange.
You notice it?
Give me two more beers, okay?
I'll let you know.
I'll let you know my algorithm has been saved me.
It's kind of crazy.
Because, you know, unless someone is outright calling for violence or revolution or to ignore the laws or ignore the rules,
they're just having an opinion on a gigantic international conflict.
Sure.
That seems crazy to want to kick them out of the country.
Unless there's something more that I don't know.
Yeah, maybe she must have said something.
You would think pretty crazy.
But-- right.
She didn't.
Yeah, she might not know.
She might not know.
I thought it was a wild ass statement.
Oh, this is so long.
Try again, President Kumar, renewing calls for Tufts to adopt March 4th, TCU Senate Resolutions.
Hmm.
The university's response is to-- Senate is wholly inadequate and dismissive of the Senate, the collective voice of the student body.
Why, first of all, why would Tufts be doing anything about what's happening in Gaza?
And what could they really do?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah.
Like, what could they really do?
I don't know.
They might stop it.
The investments and divesting from companies and direct--
Okay.
--and direct ties to Israel's what they were talking about.
Right.
But the problem is, aren't those companies-- Israel's not a communist dictatorship.
So those companies that you're not going to invest in, they're just citizens of Israel, like your citizens of America.
You know what I mean?
It's like, there's a lot of people that were protesting that and Yahoo, before October 7th.
It's like, not everybody agrees with everybody.
It's not like, Israel's a monoculture that only has like one thing that they think.
There's a lot of people that don't like their government.
So like the ban their business, not use their-- like, what?
Fuck if I know.
I don't know.
What does that do?
It puts pressure on them to vote differently, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah, where was she from?
But again, isn't that-- that's just an opinion.
I think it's an opinion.
It didn't even-- I don't think she even said anything that wild enough.
No.
Is that what the fuck she got kicked out?
There's probably a lot more to it, but--
She's just one of three or four authors of this paper, even.
That's one of those things where like, you got to be able to talk about shit like that.
And if you can talk about shit like that, if you're from Ohio,
and they're not going to send you out of the country somewhere,
you know what I'm saying?
Why can't you talk about it if you're from another country?
It's a guy from Ohio at a bar.
I feel like once you are in America legally,
shouldn't we treat you like a fucking American?
Other than, you know--
Certainly.
Yeah, other than you being able to vote yet.
But once you're here legally, we've agreed.
They can.
They can.
It turns out they can.
They can.
It turns out a ton of votes.
It's not zero.
It's not zero.
Everybody says it's zero.
It's fucking lying.
Yep.
Did you see that most recent thing about the Georgia elections?
No.
Oh, it's kind of crazy.
Oh, yeah, check that out, dude.
I'm watching FighterJet Highlight videos on my phone.
That's it.
You better off that way.
You better off checking out.
I'm waiting for the college football players.
Yeah, patiently.
They found a ton of--
Well, I don't want to put it--
Let me pause for a second.
I want to find this.
I got it.
You got it?
Yeah, but I think it's--
I don't think--
I don't know either.
I'm not paying attention to this.
I think the found votes is--
Well, they were saying that 300 and 15,000 early votes
lacked the poll workers' signatures.
We don't dispute the allegation.
Right.
So if that's true, they admit the 315,000 votes
lacked poll workers' signatures.
And they were counted in 2020.
I don't think that's legal.
Let's put that into complexity.
Is that legal?
Like, if that's true, is that legal
and should those votes have counted?
So because here's where it gets crazy.
Trump lost to Biden in Georgia by--
I think it was 11,000 votes.
Yeah, I read that they had already
done a hand count of these votes since--
because this has been disputed for the last five years, you know?
So what does that mean?
They did a hand count of the votes.
The thing is, it doesn't have the poll signature, right?
I'm just saying that separate from the poll--
Right, but what the accusation, at least,
is that 315,000 lacked--
So put the tweet up again so we can read the accusation.
It says 315,000 early votes
that lacked poll worker signatures.
So yeah, a poll worker is supposed to sign
every one of them, right?
I was trying to read into what this means.
There's something like each day when they use the machine,
they have to like zero out the machine
to make sure like, you know, it's starting at zero.
And then at the end of the day,
you got to sign off on what it says.
So someone's counted them or something like that.
And they don't have evidence
because there wasn't anything being signed
that this even started at zero.
They could have had their sample tally still in there
from their practicing the machines
to make sure they counted right.
There's a lot of discrepancies
on what that could have meant.
And I think it's a chain of custody issue.
I don't know, again, what that means specifically.
Right.
So it could mean many things.
And one of the things that it could mean
is that 315,000 early votes were bullshit.
They also don't know who voted for who
in those 315,000 votes.
Right.
That's bad if we tally those.
That's right.
I think I was reading into these two.
Some people are like, this is nonsense
because they've already gone back and counted them all.
But I think people are fighting with those people.
The problem is when you ask Trump about it,
like when I had them on the podcast,
I'm like, you think they stole the 2020 election.
Like tell me what's the evidence.
He didn't.
Well, he might not have remembered.
He might have just said,
tell me what they did.
He had somebody work on it.
And then they told him.
And then he starts talking about it.
But he didn't really go in depth about it.
I don't know.
But he didn't have a satisfactory answer.
No, he didn't.
I was hoping he did.
I was hoping he did too.
I was hoping he would have said they stole it
through like propaganda and shit.
Or like what happened in those years.
Certain.
And instead it was just down to like--
Propaganda.
Like voter fraud.
Which I'm sure there was some,
but it was like you could have had an argument
with what happened in 2020 and leading up to it.
Yeah.
You could definitely have a thing where you see
with the FBI and the Twitter files and all that shit
with the 100-buyer-than-laptop stores.
Yeah.
You didn't even bring that up.
Yeah, I should have brought that up.
Georgia officials and complaints agree
that failing to obtain required poll workers signatures
on the tabulator tapes for roughly
315,000 early vote ballots in Fulton County
was a violation of Georgia election procedure law.
IE, it was not done in compliance with the statute.
That does not automatically mean individual voters
did anything wrong or that their ballots are criminally illegal.
But it does mean the county certification process
for those votes did not follow
the state legal requirements.
So those are not supposed to have been counted.
Is that what they're saying?
Because it didn't follow the requirements.
That's what they're saying.
So it's a scroll back up again.
So it says poll workers must also print
and sign zero tapes at the start of voting
to show machines begin at zero
and these sign tapes serve as the official certification
that reported totals from the scanner or authentic.
That's what they require.
So they require people to do that.
So maybe someone didn't do that
with their required.
That's a possibility.
I think 36 did.
36 of 37 advanced voting precincts
in Fulton County had failed to sign the tabulation tapes,
including that the county violated
official election record document processes
required by statute.
The ones the voting precincts put this in
that failed to sign the tabulation tapes
were they predominantly Republican or Democrat?
It's just Google, Fulton County, click images.
I think you know.
What do you think?
I don't know.
Well, I mean, if the Republicans are complaining about it,
it's obviously a Democrat.
Right.
For sure.
But I'm gonna leave as close.
Here we go.
That's how I would have spelled it.
That's how I would have spelled it.
I thought it was right.
I can't believe anything's wrong.
I thought it was right.
I wonder if A. I would have figured it out.
It would have.
It would have.
Yeah.
Specific 36 of 37 advanced voting locations
with unsigned tapes are not publicly broken out by party,
but Fulton County as a whole is strongly Democratic.
And its advanced early vote totals in 2020
were overwhelmingly Democratic.
In other words, those affected advanced voting sites
would be expected to be predominantly Democrat
in the results, not Republican.
We're that 36 out of 37 that have unsigned tapes
are strong Democratic.
And that there's 315,000 votes that aren't supposed to be there.
They didn't sign for the--
But it's okay.
Don't worry about it.
We just forgot to tally.
Fuck it.
We forgot to tally.
Whoopsies.
We were so busy making sure we saved democracy
that we forgot to tally.
They saved it.
It was fucking good for you.
What a great move though.
If they really did steal the election,
like, wow.
Is that the first time anyone's ever done it?
I don't know if they did it.
I'm not saying they did it.
But I'm saying, if they did do it,
like what a great movie that would be.
There's no way.
That's the first one.
A bunch of fucking pink hair dorks
really do hijack the system.
And they're--
Go for them.
In the fucking back rooms,
like licking envelopes and sealing mail in ballots.
I just-- I don't--
I asked the thing I read and it says
that they're both hand counted and fully audited.
After the fact.
I asked if they had found a problem certification.
And it says that they did.
Hand counted and fully audited after the fact.
There's no way the people that didn't sign
are the ones making sure to tell everyone
it was hand counted, right?
It says hand counted,
but then recounted by machine count.
That we counted.
And those process included
Fulton even though the later issue
about unsigned early voting tapes
was not corrected by a new post-2024 hand count.
Wait a minute.
What does that mean?
Was the issue about unsigned early voting tapes
was not corrected by a new post-2024 hand count?
Hmm.
Ah, that's right.
This is a weird--
I don't know what any of this stuff means.
Yeah, what does that mean?
I think.
That's what's confusing.
I mean, was there 315 weird votes or not?
Because that is the main right wing.
I bet if you went on truth social
and asked them how they steal the election,
they'd fucking--
I bet you can't get banned from truth social, right?
You probably can't get banned.
Maybe you say something liberal.
You'd have to say--
But you'd have to be like crazy liberal.
Where if you said I believe
there's two genders on Blue Sky,
you're Dunzies.
Are you?
Instant.
Gone.
See, yeah.
Blue Skies nuts.
Wow, they go crazy.
Do you know what McCann told us?
I do.
I do know what he told us.
I don't know how true that is.
Yeah, we should find out.
Yeah, let's find out.
So McCann says that they created a ban
in Australia on social media for kids under 16
that this ban includes Instagram and TikTok
but does not include Blue Sky.
If that's true, that is crazy.
Oh, shit.
You're just up until 16 years old.
The only way you get to communicate
is the most radically leftist site available.
In Blue Sky, I saw this lady,
one guy rather said I'm trying to be zen about it.
Something happened to him.
I'm trying to be zen about it.
And then this other guy underneath that chimes in.
It would be great if you would stop being racist to Asians.
Maybe he was being fun.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's no humor over there.
There's no humor.
It is a fucking SSRI soup.
There's no humor over there.
There's no humor.
I have fuck with Blue Sky.
I got to get on there.
I thought it was Blue Sky for so long.
Call it Blue Sky.
I've had a lot of people get to call it that.
Blue Sky is nice.
They'll be on the fuck out of you.
The law's initial list of restricted platforms
includes Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit,
Threads, Kick, and Twitch.
Other platforms including Stream, Steam, Blue Sky, Whatsapp,
and YouTube Kids were considered but not included in the ban.
So that's true.
So Blue Sky, which is just Twitter,
but for super hardcore lefties,
is not included in the ban.
Oh, did they ban True Social?
Doesn't seem like they found out.
Put that in the perplexity.
Find out if the Australian ban includes True Social.
They're banning Trump's tweets.
Imagine if you get on True Social when you're 13,
though what you get buck wild,
but Blue Skies just like tanking kids.
That's wild.
Turning the kids trans left and right.
Reddit's available.
I thought it just said Reddit was not.
I thought they said Reddit was one of the ban.
I just clicked said it.
It could extend the Reddit Twitch and Roblox even dating apps.
But, oh, some people are bribing them.
Let's be honest.
Reddit's Roblox.
People are bribing them.
Reddit's a little...
Reddit is left leaning.
Reddit is among the companies that has approached.
I think they need to have certain things on their websites
and those websites that are banned don't have those blocks
and like filters available.
I tell you, I tell you I tried to do a...
Interesting.
I tried to jack off on Reddit.
I tell you that.
(laughs)
'Cause they banned Pornhub here.
Oh, I see.
So I was like, I heard people jack off on Reddit.
And I tried to avoid Reddit.
And then as soon as I opened it,
as soon as I opened it, first thing was like,
"Shangirl is fucking sucks now."
(laughs)
No.
I still got one off.
But, it was a tough one.
There's a lot of mean angry people out there, Shane.
Yeah.
A lot of people are not happy about life.
For sure.
For sure.
That is a...
The porn thing's a weird one, too,
because kids know about VPNs.
You're just keeping stupid kids from jerking off.
It's probably good.
(laughs)
You want the stupid ones out of come,
so they don't make it dumb decisions.
You're making another good point.
Yeah, you want them all dried out.
(laughs)
You sound like you're doing blues, you do.
All the stupid kids, you just want them jerking off
as much as possible.
You don't have an IQ test to see if you could get porn.
And that IQ test should be really making sure you're dumb.
Yeah.
And if you're too smart, fuck you.
Yeah, you don't have any.
Like, if you pass it, you gotta go study.
No, no.
You go study.
If you hit like a 65...
Jack off.
They just go, go ahead.
Jack off.
Jack off.
Imagine that?
That would be a way they would keep dumb people
sedated.
Just give them as much...
They are sedated.
I mean, that's what they're doing.
To us, to all of us.
Just keep giving us live porn 24/7 anytime you want it.
Hop on a website.
It's a good way to keep dumb people
just dried up out of jizz.
Yeah, the point be.
No motivation.
It's pretty crazy.
You know, to classic bit, but you gotta...
You used to be an ordeal to get your hands on that.
Yeah.
Now it's just like, I'll be watching a...
I was watching...
Watching Revolutionary War doc last night.
In between, I was just...
Pause.
All right, let's see what happened.
It's high condor oak.
That's right.
One of 99% of the population of men when they're alone.
Yeah.
I'm watching Ken Burns Revolution.
Right.
Seahawks Rams just finished up.
Classic game.
Toss on some Revolutionary War.
Started dragging a little.
I said, "Fuck it, pause.
Jack off."
You know, Benedict Arnold was the hero of Tycott Deroga.
Now you're actually interested in not distracted.
Yeah.
Fully not distracted.
Do you know John Lilly, the guy who invented the censored deprivation tank?
No, I don't.
He was involved.
It's all cracking him off in there.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He definitely had a family.
That's...
He was like, "This is a chamber that no one can go in."
He was jacking off, too.
Probably.
But more importantly, he also ran this research
where they were working with dolphins.
It was like, he was a pioneer in interspecies communication.
So they were attempting to teach dolphins how to speak.
And so this lady...
I'm not bullshit in here.
I know.
She's the dumbest group of people.
It's dumbest idea.
They're all academy.
Yeah.
This lady lived in a house that was like three feet high in water
with a fucking dolphin.
Yeah.
And the thing was, they found out that she had a jack that golfing off.
But she didn't jack the dolphin off.
The dolphin would not pay attention.
I've heard this story.
Yeah.
So every day she would jack him off and they went, "What?
Cancel this fucking project."
Yeah, but...
This lady's jacking off dolphins.
I bet you buy the 120th time jacking him off.
He was like, "Oh, shit."
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Holy fuck.
The problem with dolphins is they don't have lips, right?
So they make a totally different kind of sound.
You can't get them to sound like a human.
And these fucking idiots are like, "Get, hello!"
I swear to God, they're not these.
We're trying to get dogs to talk.
Oh, I bet they were.
Everyone's trying to get...
What's that, Jerry?
Everyone's trying to get animals to talk.
What do you got?
What is it?
The whole documentary called The Dolphin House.
Oh, about the place where this lady lived?
Yeah.
That's the guy.
I hate to be this guy, but I would hit pause on that documentary and crack one off.
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Holy.
[laughter]
I'd be disappointed in myself.
So this lady just lived with a fucking dolphin.
Where was this?
Where were they?
Like, where was the house?
Damn it.
She just had to jack that dolphin all the time.
Think if that was your wife and then this documentary comes out later and you're like, "What?
What did you do?"
Also again.
I did research.
I did scientific research.
You get off my back.
I was young and single.
We haven't even met yet.
I don't care.
You didn't tell me.
You didn't tell me.
We were engaged.
You were jacking off dolphins for research.
Depends how long you made.
You didn't get all really testy.
St. Thomas.
Okay.
But the bummer thing is the dolphin doesn't want to be in that stupid little house.
The dolphin wants to be out there swimming after a while.
He did.
After he got a few bandies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the jackpot.
Right.
Put him in a house.
He's in a fucking house.
They're feeding him.
He's getting jacked off.
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Moose are not afraid of you though.
That's one thing that's true.
Moose are not afraid of you though.
That's one thing that's true.
But generally they're very aggressive.
But generally they're very aggressive.
But generally they're very aggressive.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
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And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
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And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
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And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
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And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up.
That's why they're scarier than every other deer, because they'll come fuck you up.
And this guy is being smart by staying between the trees.
This is very dangerous.
Like if he was out in an open field, he'd be fuck spilled right now.
If he couldn't get to cover to a bunch of trees.
Look at these guys, like, do get it out in a driveway.
Fuck in their car up.
Why did dogs just run straight into that?
Because dogs do that shit?
They're dumb.
Because we took them from wolves and turned them into little bitches.
Dude, I've seen it out.
I've seen deer just fuck dogs up.
There's a lot of those compilations.
Oh, yeah.
They start doing this.
Yeah.
They get their hills.
But a lot of dogs kill deer too.
There's that classic of that guy putting...
It's an old one, but he put deer piss all over him.
And then a dog buck comes and just beats the shit out of him.
He doesn't get a shot off.
He gets his ass beat just...
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Turn the camera off.
Oh my god.
I'll put him more on.
Oh.
That's like the number one hunting in America.
It's a white-tailed deer.
Yeah.
Number one deer.
Pennsylvania.
Yeah, by far.
Born from?
Yeah.
Iowa and PA, right?
Yeah, well, my family lived in Harrisburg for a while.
My parents did.
I always forget that it's insane.
Mm-hmm.
I used to go to visit them.
Yeah, you should have been a hare.
I'm like, man.
We've got deer everywhere.
You could have been a central PA, man.
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You would have never done anything.
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Well, you didn't have the fuck you were talking about.
Shut up.
You would have been chilling.
Uh, doubt it.
You would have been an elk.
You would have been an elk's bar.
You would have met Phil.
I don't think I'm designed for that.
I know.
I would not be happy chunks, dude.
Shit.
I know.
If you were from central PA, you'd be in the college football.
You love it all.
It fuckin' rules.
I just have to assume that who I am now, I would always have been.
No, that's silly.
No, like the way I like things.
The things I like.
No, you would have been a--
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You could have been an herd, amen.
Dude, it could have been so sick.
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It's so sick.
Well, I definitely could have been a fan.
But I still would be doing this.
I think I'd be doing the same shit I'm doing.
Yeah.
I'd figure out a way to do something.
Yeah.
As long as I didn't get saddled down.
At a young age.
You go to that elk's bar.
Get married at 18.
Yep.
Fuck.
Drink a drive home.
He babes there.
She's probably--
You gotta get a dad now.
At 18.
You have a dad.
That's when your fanhood of college football becomes greater.
Uh-huh.
You go, dude, I get three hours on Saturday.
I can't fucking wait.
Who do we have?
I fucking central Michigan.
Fuck.
It's gonna be a blowout.
Whatever.
I'm gonna have beers.
That's good stuff.
Then you go--
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Then you get to golf.
Then you go fuck.
I suck at golf.
Who gives a shit?
I'm getting wasted.
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It's a good life.
I'm jealous of it.
Hmm.
It does sound like a good life.
But it's also a--
A difficult one.
Like--
For sure.
Yeah.
But that's the best life.
Is it?
Yeah, good, difficult.
Yeah.
It's the point.
Why is it good and difficult the best life?
Ah, that's what makes, uh--
It's what makes going to that bar so fucking sick.
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You know what I mean?
Having a shitty job.
Shitty job.
Yeah.
Sit down.
You go, bro.
Let me tell you about how shitty my fucking job is.
Yeah.
You go get fucking hammered.
Three beers in.
You go, "My job fucking rules."
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My life rules.
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You know what?
I'm gonna go beat the fuck out of my life.
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Oh.
You see that Iraq video?
There's guys boxing.
You go, "I'm gonna make her put some head gear on when I get home."
Yeah.
Hmm.
No, it's good.
I know.
Obviously, it's not like the best, but it's good life.
Fucking drinking and golfing with your friends?
Yeah.
It's funny to watch your friends age into that.
'Cause my friends were never like that.
Now I'll go home, and they're like, "Everyone got fat."
Which, that's fun.
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You see your boys, you go, "Yeah, it sucks, doesn't it?"
Yeah.
And then they just love just hitting the local bar.
Getting a couple going home.
Hopefully the kids are asleep.
It's fun.
It's fun to watch from a distance.
I can't.
Like, I'll go home for the holidays.
And then my sister will bring her kids over.
I'm good for about 30 minutes.
Well, all the things you said that the fun parts about it
is that it's not complicated, and you're just having a good time.
Yeah.
And the idea is that if it's having a good time,
you'll have a better time.
If the rest of your day sucks,
you appreciate those guys more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get it.
I get it.
You could've been.
Great Central Pennsylvania.
I don't know.
Central Western PA.
You could've been a Steelers fan.
You could've been.
Oh, you could've been a contender.
Instead, you're just doing this bullshit.
Instead, you fucking doing this crap.
I think I was always going to just mostly be interested
in one-on-one sports.
Maybe for whatever reason.
I like team sports.
I love watching them running back.
We could've got you in the slot.
No.
My fucking high school wrestling coach tried to get me to play football.
And I was like, no.
We had this kid, his name was Bobby Baker.
He was 300 pounds.
He was our heavyweight.
He was huge.
Yeah.
And I was like, me and him would be playing the same game.
Yeah.
So he would run over me.
That's crazy.
I couldn't catch you.
Whatever.
That's the whole point.
That's the whole point.
I'm not taking that chance.
He was fucking huge.
I was like, I'm not taking that chance.
I was like, no.
I wrestled at 134 pounds.
I am not fucking playing football.
Oh, you can't be that contender, Joe.
Yeah.
I didn't like the idea.
Team sports are awesome.
I didn't also didn't like the idea of random people
being charging at you and colliding.
I'm like, no, no, no, no.
One in one.
Yeah, somebody hit me.
Football, somebody's hitting you and you're not looking.
Exactly.
I like it.
I don't like it.
You're chasing someone this way and someone goes, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Hey, but then you get them.
Then the best feeling in the world is when someone's not looking.
And you get the fucking level.
It's so sick.
Oh, I bet.
It was my favorite.
I bet.
Thankfully, I put off-slip in.
Offense, I got a lot of those.
But every once in a while, we throw an interception.
I had no idea how to pursue a corner just run.
I'd be.
I don't know where to look.
I'm getting, I got laid out.
Yeah.
It's fun.
Team sports, bro.
I get it.
Come out of it.
You like a fucking hunting with those guys?
That's a team sport.
Not really.
You're all going out on your own.
We're going out to it at a time.
Okay.
Yeah.
I went together, but it's you.
Like the thing about team sports, it's awesome as the camaraderie, right?
That's what's awesome.
But we still always drive me nuts when I was playing baseball.
I played baseball.
Yeah.
I don't want to be a loser because little Billy dropped the ball.
Baseball is also still kind of an individual sport.
There's a lot of end of like a picture versus a batter.
It was the way it happened.
It's very individual.
Yeah.
I suck.
You should have seen what happened to me.
I suck.
I hit puberty and just lost all hand-eye coordination for a year.
Dude, my last year playing baseball was like seventh or eighth grade.
I don't think I had a hit for an entire season.
That's hilarious.
That's hilarious.
Okay.
I remember fifth grade.
I got hit by a pitch from a girl.
A girl pitcher.
And I turned when she was throwing it and it hit me right in the back where I lost.
I lost the win got knocked out of it.
I was on first base like.
Isn't that crying?
It's like when you're a boy and then you hit puberty.
And all of a sudden your body is weirdly shaped.
It's moves different.
The dynamics are all different.
You can't walk up stairs right.
You think the stairs are taller than they are.
It's weird.
You grow.
You grow.
You grow when you're dick is hard all the time.
Think about those dudes.
So distracted.
Some of my friends grew like a like a foot in a year.
Yeah.
That must have hurt like hell.
That's crazy.
It's a fucking killed.
That's so crazy.
Rock hard.
Everything hurts.
Oh.
Banging into things.
Ow.
Shit's wrong in the way of everything.
You're dead.
You're fucking pussy.
Dead.
Dead.
It hurt.
Larius.
Yeah.
And no one knows how to do it.
No.
How was it having kids going through puberty?
That must have been crazy.
I mean it.
And you have girls, right?
Yeah, they get emotional.
But they go for like.
Because the only time I've seen it was my niece.
And it's like she was like your best friend.
And then there's like two years.
And it's like, oh, Shane, you don't fucking anything.
Fuck you.
Luckily our kids are not like that.
They're very communicative.
Okay.
We have like a really good way of communicating with each other all the time.
There's no like hateful.
No, I will say this.
You do get some of that from kids.
All of a sudden, you notice they get angry at you for enforcing rules and stuff.
But they're pretty fucking cool.
They're really cool.
The thing is it's like the world wind is impossible for everybody to come out flawless.
Like getting hormones.
Your whole life has changed.
Now I said you like girls or you like boys.
And your whole life is now a pursuit of getting girls to like you or getting boys to like you.
And then you have friend groups.
And then everyone has got their meme.
And you all have a menstrual cycle that syncs up together.
They all get crazy together.
Dude, those, I never thought about those weeks.
They're exciting menstrual cycles or nuts.
They smell each other.
And all their fucking blood syncs up on the same time.
Disgusting.
How weird is that?
And they all get mean for a week together?
Yeah.
That's why girls don't really have friends.
Well, there's a lot of reasons why they don't have friends.
But think about one week a month.
You and your friends all are fucking nasty to each other.
Yeah, that's crazy.
It is crazy.
What do you hear of?
Tough man.
Do you hear of more like a girl being betrayed by one of her friends to trust a fucker husband?
You hear about that more than you would hear about a husband trying to fuck someone's wife, right?
Yeah.
But that's like a more risky move.
So that's probably one of the reasons why girls don't trust girls like that bitch.
She should just go fuck my man.
And also the guy will definitely say yes.
It's such an easy one.
It'll be a secret.
Oh, a secret.
Fucking right.
A secret time's good.
Yeah, he might kill me.
But yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
I'm watching this show.
What is it called the beast in me?
The New Boy Show?
Pro.
The reason why I brought that up is a scene where a spoiler alert.
Where a cop is banging this other cop.
A female cop.
Oh, yeah.
He's married.
And it's like one of them things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's people out there.
I think a lot of people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The show is fucking great though.
That Claire Dane's show.
Have you seen it?
No, I haven't.
I heard it was good.
Oh, it's good.
Nice.
I'm only a couple.
I need a good show.
But it's a good one.
I'm about done with the revolution.
That lady can fuck it.
I'm just joking off though.
It's taken forever.
Fuck it.
I've been watching this thing for six weeks.
Keep jacket off.
How far in you?
45 minutes.
Jacked off.
Will you start a press or play?
You can't press or play or fix up where he dropped it off.
You're 45 minutes in the first episode.
Bro.
Oh, man.
I wish I could tell you.
I'm not joking.
I took a picture of it.
It was so funny.
Jacked off to a...
I was...
All right.
When I finished jacket off, this is at 111 in the morning today.
Okay.
I looked up and the screen was a map of the British invasion.
As soon as I got done, I was like, oh, they're invading Mohawk territory by Ford standways.
So you can take a photo of it.
Take a photo of it.
It's insane to finish and look up.
I'm going to do it.
What am I doing?
What the fuck?
That's funny.
It's so funny.
You got to give it a watch.
Shit rocks.
Yeah.
You're going to fucking jack off of it.
I started it.
I started it.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
All this stuff's awesome.
Ken Burns rules.
He takes topics that you would go, I'm never going to watch that.
Fucking rules.
No, he can do anything.
Baseball, you go.
What could be interesting about this?
Vietnam one was excellent.
Vietnam fucking ruled.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, he's really rare because essentially PBS just lets him just put it together.
I know.
The way he wants, they don't fuck with them at all.
Is Trump trying to get rid of PBS?
I don't know.
He can't get rid of it.
He can't get rid of it.
I don't touch my Ken Burns, dude.
My thought, though, is that he can kind of do that anywhere now.
Sure.
Like, he could do it on YouTube and it would be massive.
Imagine if he put a series like that out on YouTube.
Is YouTube paid for that?
Yeah, like paid.
No, I mean after.
Pay for downloads.
Yeah, but...
Wouldn't they pay like Netflix?
We do it.
They can do it.
They can do it on big money.
Yeah.
But like HBO, a lot of this.
But his stuff is so good.
No one cares where it is.
They'll find it on PBS.
They'll buy the DVD or rent it.
What budget of fucking PBS is going to Ken Burns, dude?
80%.
He's their Stern.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
If he goes to the company collapse.
We got one guy.
Ken Burns.
Stern just resigned.
He resigned.
Good for him.
Good for him.
Guess he still likes to do it.
Good, you know?
How long do you think he'll be doing comedy and podcasting?
Do you think you're ever going to get to a point in time?
I don't know how long I'll do podcasting.
I'll probably fucking forever.
Right.
Comedy for sure.
Yeah.
Stand up for sure.
And podcasting is where I get a little like, you're good at it.
Because you talk about like fucking topics and things you're interested in.
All I have is me.
So after a while, you're like, I don't want to keep putting myself out.
You know what I mean?
Right, right, right, right.
It's good like no privacy.
Yeah, I know.
You know what I'm saying.
Yeah.
It's like, but you could do a podcast where you talk to anybody as well.
You could do.
I could do a history podcast if I put like 100% effort into it.
Yeah.
100%.
Yeah.
And you could also do a history podcast where you have an interest in a subject.
And you know a lot about it, but not like enough to do a podcast on it.
Yeah.
And just bring an expert in and have a conversation with him about it.
Yeah.
It'll be awesome.
I've thought about it.
I had a teacher at Harrisburg area community college who was a, he was a Gettysburg tour.
He was a tour guide.
And it's Harrisburg area community college.
So no one gave a fuck.
And I was taking Civil War history.
I was locked in.
This guy fucking loved me.
It was me and 10 other fucking low IQ guys jacking off.
And I was just like, what actually happened at the battle sporting hill?
He was like, that's a great question.
It was nice.
Tour guides, you ever go to a battlefield?
No.
Not something.
Bro.
How about you?
Get a tour guide and go to a battlefield.
It's awesome.
Don't think I ever have any battlefield.
It's awesome.
They know everything.
It's their whole life.
They just live it.
They fucking are there every day.
They know every single thing.
It's awesome.
It's a little weird.
It's a little weird, but it's cool to be a part of.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll go with you.
You can get a guy to like a Gettysburg and get him in your car.
And you just drive the battlefield.
Why don't we just go to the Alamo?
That would be awesome.
That's that anybody.
I don't know much about Texas history.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know a whole lot.
I know a lot about that.
I don't know how to get it.
We can get it.
Texas managers.
We can get a commanding tour.
We can get it.
That's what we need.
They had to be a battle.
Oh yeah.
But see, it always felt like it was like light cavalry and like skirmishes.
Well, there's a lot of that too.
The real thing that changed was the pistol.
And they figured out how to make a revolver.
Because those dudes at Muskits did not stand a fucking chance.
Fuck I miss.
All right.
I got 15 minutes.
This fucking slide.
I got a jacked.
The thing about the command cheese too is they were really good at riding horses and shooting.
They were really good at riding horses and shooting the arrows off the horses.
So they just run right out of them and shoot.
Fill them up with arrows.
Think about that though.
Like you see Indian.
Yeah.
You go, all right.
Well, this has worked before out east.
I could just sit here and shoot them.
Guys riding on the side of his horse, shooting arrows at you.
Yeah.
Guys doing tricks.
Guys doing tricks.
He's doing tricks.
And then he's going to eat my family.
He's going to do some weird shit.
They did some weird shit to people.
Yeah.
Did you ever read Empire of the summer mode?
I did.
Bro.
Incredible.
I was going to cry with a chop this guy's arms and legs off and then threw him on the fire
while he was still alive to watch him squirm.
Like you.
And he was like, that's why they never surrendered.
They didn't have surrender in no.
They thought process.
No, they were going to die or kill you.
Yeah, they're doing the weirdest shit possible.
You got to die after that.
Yeah.
You can't kill.
All right.
I'll just go to jail.
And they were doing that to other Native Americans too by the way.
Yeah.
This was about like they would their favorite thing was to go on rating parties.
Yo.
Wow.
Just trying to sleep.
Yo.
I'm going to cut your arms and legs off.
That's why you can't have that CPAP on.
You know, he ate the fucking thing.
You know, he had a full throttle.
You ever see hostiles?
It's Christian Bell.
I don't think I did.
Give it up.
You would love it.
I'm sure.
I don't think I did.
The opening scene.
What year was that front?
2017.
Yeah.
No, I definitely did.
Opening scene is some command cheese attack in a settler.
It's fucking great.
Show me what the poster looks like.
I've seen too many movies, dude.
My brain.
Hostiles rules.
Does it?
Yeah.
No, I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
But I didn't see it.
But I didn't know many things about it.
It's almost like there's too many fucking movies.
And too many good ones.
Yeah, give it a shot.
You can't watch it.
I can't get some visuals here.
I can't.
I really showed them screen.
They're going to attack.
This guy going fuck it.
They're going to take the horses.
I'd rather die.
Yeah.
Hmm.
It looks familiar.
It's great.
Maybe I did see it.
I mean, yeah.
But you know what?
I'd like to see is the little big horn.
Nevermind.
Yeah, it looks familiar.
It's great.
Maybe I did see it.
I mean, yeah.
But you know what?
I'd like to see is the little big horn.
Never been up there.
Custard's last stand.
Ooh.
That'd be a cool one.
Where's that?
Dakota's.
South Dakota.
I'm a dumb ass.
I got which one wrong.
It's one of the Dakota's.
Yeah, that's got to be weird to stand on the ground where all those people died.
That's a good one.
There's there to hunt them and he ended up running into like the biggest congregation
of Native Americans ever.
Yeah, fucking smoke.
They all got together.
Yeah.
Oh, Montana.
Montana, what am I?
Montana.
Fucking idiot.
Damn.
I don't know where.
Wow.
Imagine just the visual of thinking you're chasing them down and you're hunting them.
You're on the attack and you go over the hill.
And you're like, oh shit.
No.
Yeah.
What is this arena?
That's just where it is.
That's what it looks like there.
They probably reenacted every year just like the Civil War dorks do.
I've been to those.
I love those.
I got a getty spirit.
I just got a getty spirit and watch it.
It was so sick.
That's hilarious.
It was awesome.
That was hilarious.
Yeah.
Little big horn will be a sick one.
I was watching this dude.
He had a truck, a YouTube video, and he was doing like some upgrade to this truck.
And he pointed the front license plate and he said, oh, and here we got a Mississippi license plate.
And I was like, what is that?
Have you seen the Mississippi, the Mississippi flag for the license?
Was it just the Confederate flag?
Kind of.
Have you seen the Mississippi flag?
See if you find the Mississippi flag because he had a Mississippi flag, I fucked it up, but for his front license plate.
And I was like, wait a minute.
Yeah, Mississippi held it down for, I think they might still be holding it down.
I think I got it.
It's a recent update, but I think that's what it used to look like.
Okay.
That's crazy.
That is so wild.
Ah, so sick.
I don't give a fuck, dude.
It's fucking sick.
Obviously, I understand people having a problem with it.
I get it.
I think, well, I bet that changed kind of crazy.
That's kind of crazy that they kept that Confederate flag in there for so long.
Yeah, it's 2020 for 1996 to 2020.
So that's what it was?
That flag.
So what is it currently?
Pre-96 might have been.
This is just the current.
Oh, it turned into a flower.
That's what it is currently.
It's a flower.
It's hilarious.
Well, it wasn't for this dude in his truck.
That's it.
State flags back then were so sick.
At Gettysburg, you can see all the, like, the battle flags they had.
South had some good ones.
Did they?
North typically stuck with the fucking American flag.
But every, you know, your state, it was all state pride.
It was fucking cool.
They all fucking slogans.
They would talk shit.
It was fucking awesome.
It's so cool.
Yeah, they're basically Europe.
And they had reputations.
The bunch of countries.
1894.
Wow.
Took it down to 2020.
I think they were doing all the rest of the Confederate monuments stuff.
They probably got only 20.
They were like, also, Mississippi boys.
It's so crazy.
They would imagine somebody still had a swastika in their flag.
And they were just rocking that.
What?
Right.
Come on.
Come on.
It's just a part of it.
It's historical.
It's German.
It's German.
Part of my thing.
Yeah, they're good ones.
And you would like that.
Each group had, like, they had reputations.
Like, I think it was the Iron Brigade.
It was like these Midwest freaks.
So they were all, like, German and Norwegian.
They were all fucking huge.
Right.
And, like, they wore big tall black hats to make them even taller.
And, like, the Confederate generals would see those black hats.
And they'd be like, fuck, get out of there.
I don't know if that -- well, whatever.
They ruled.
It's fun.
There was a Louisiana.
It was a silly hat.
Louisiana Tigers.
They would fucking get you.
They were a bunch of --
Imagine, like, dressing up.
Like, look at that photo -- pull that photo up again that you showed the earlier one.
The one where they're all, like, standing there with their suits on.
Imagine getting dressed up real nice to go kill people.
Look at that.
That's so weird.
No, I'd rather get killed by a guy fucking dressed up.
Click on the one in the upper right corner, the left-hand thumbnails.
Upper right -- yeah, right there.
Look at that, dude.
That's a good guy.
You could shoot me.
But just imagine.
Like, this is how you're getting dressed up to go to war.
It's so weird looking.
That's what you're up to.
This is a goofy hat.
Full-on post photo with, like, a fake background, like, you take at the school.
Good point.
Show them the -- good point.
You could do that with, like, Marines, right?
Military dress, right?
Yeah, they would wear that.
No, they didn't have -- show them the Zwaves.
What's a Zwaves?
You're gonna like their outfits.
Yeah.
Look, yeah.
Little gay boy outfits.
Fucking people up.
What?
Z-O-U-V-S.
I think.
Yeah, it's good.
Oh, boy.
Swag, dude.
Wow.
Where were they?
M-C, hammer pants.
Where did they --
They were in the North.
They were breaking -- New York?
No.
Really?
Yeah.
Hold this thought.
I have to pee.
I'm gonna say it back.
So, who are these African fellows?
They're from Africa.
No, they swagger jacked the French North African.
Oh, so the other guys were wear, though.
Mm-hmm.
That's swagger jacked.
Where were they?
I think New York.
I think -- I think the Irish brigade might have tried it.
Could be wrong.
Well, when I first saw gangs in New York,
I was like, wait, this happened, too?
Yeah.
What?
So, these are the guys?
Yeah.
It's good -- good swag.
And what did they live, though?
Uh, I think if you look up Swabby's American Civil War.
So, these guys fought in the Civil War dress like that?
Yeah.
Wow.
Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch of dudes
and everyone's dressing like, bro, that was the drip.
That was the coolest group I did.
Look at these guys.
What's with the hats?
That's a crazy look.
So, how many of those were from the area where this --
Is Chicago from the first one?
Ha.
He formed the first American company inspired by North African
like infantry known as the Suave's
that had won distinction in both Algeria and Crimea.
Bro, that part of the world.
Whew.
Whew.
That's one of the things about, like,
when Russian fighters fight in the UFC.
I always have to, like, I got my little calculations.
Like, this guy --
Yeah.
He --
He instantly did.
And, like, he's from where?
Yeah.
Oh.
He's from Chechnya.
Well, he's going to win.
Well, he's probably going to fuck this guy up.
Check out what the description is here.
A fellow who can pull up 110-pound dumbbell
who can climb up an 80-foot rope hand over hand
with a barrel flower hanging to his heels,
hanging to his heels.
I don't know what that means.
Who can jump 17 feet four inches high
without a springboard?
17 feet high.
Who can tie his legs in a double-bone knot
around his neck without previously softening his shin bones
in a steam bath?
What?
Who can take a five-shooting revolver in each hand
and knock the spots off the 10 of diamonds
at 80-paces, turning summer salts all the time
and firing every shot in the air.
That's his wave.
All right.
Who's quote is this?
That's a silly quote.
That's how it was here.
That's a drunk wave.
So wrote a lesson on it.
He was gay for this wave.
Yeah.
I'll tell you what.
They could do this guy.
This guy's doing back flaps and shooting cards.
Yeah, it's supposed to be an exaggeration.
Of course.
You can't jump fucking 20 feet.
No way they can do that.
At first, I was with him.
He said he shot the spades at 80 yards.
What do you say 80-paces?
Yeah, since Americans were going nuts
over the new kind of fighting force.
80-paces is kind of crazy.
Yeah, so far as 80-paces.
What does that mean when they say 80-paces?
I got it right.
New York, I feel good about that.
So it's just like if you just a full step.
I guess.
Because everybody step as longer or short.
True.
So what is it like?
You're shooting a card with a fucking musket at 80 yards.
You know, retarded that is?
If you're doing a draw or a duel against a short guy,
you're fucked.
He's going to hit 10 paces.
Shot in the back.
I think everybody has a count.
It's ready.
Aim fire.
10 paces.
This is the first guy.
It also says he was the first union officer to die in combat.
He's a dork.
He's trying to wear cool clothes.
Yeah, my first thought is how would a law student in Chicago
have read about these guys fighting in Africa?
It was a dork.
Read a newspaper article?
Yeah.
He probably was like way too into looking good
and not really thinking about the war part of it.
Which is, you know?
I mean, also, first menace comes around.
Yeah.
We're going to whip him.
Watch out.
They have guns, too.
Yeah.
There's some good last quotes from Gettysburg.
Yeah.
They're from just the Civil War.
They're hilarious.
Because it's guys talking like that back.
Like, I just remember one from Gettysburg where a guy's last quote was like,
"What are you guys ducking for?"
They couldn't hit an elephant from that distance.
They get shot in the head.
Who said that, too?
He said that to like the transcribers.
All of his boys were ducking and hiding behind rocks.
And he was like, "What are you guys supposed to do?"
He's like, "They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance."
Oh, popped.
Yeah, popped in the head.
Tough last one.
Yeah.
You want your last words to be cool.
How accurate were those rifles even?
Like, the rifles that they used, so they used ball...
No, they started getting rifling.
They started getting rifling?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Real bullets.
So Gettysburg was 63, so by then they were definitely...
Right.
Because when they were fighting the Comanche,
they had already introduced the Colt.
I think in like, 1850?
When did Colt invent the revolver?
Oh, here it goes.
I feel like officers have a revolver.
So 1861 is...
It says Model 1861.
That's a rifled musket.
1855.
That's another rifled musket.
It says rifle.
Okay, it doesn't say rifled musket.
It says rifle.
But it has a flint lock, like the whole thing, it looks the same.
But then Navy...
Colt Navy revolver, it doesn't say what year?
Oh, it says weapons of the Civil War.
So they had revolvers.
At least...
Okay.
Yeah, at least the officers did, and then the cavalry had those...
Carbons.
And yeah, scroll back up again to that image?
The one that you just showed?
It's a little better.
Oh, okay.
So those bottom ones, they look like actual rifles.
That looks like a long pistol, right?
So I bet they had a bullet.
But those aren't muskets, right?
Top of this mini-ball thing.
Mm-hmm.
Interesting.
But they definitely had, like...
It seems like they had pistols.
The South definitely had some guys with some muskets coming out.
So what year did Colt invent the pistol?
Because I think they started using them.
The Texas Ranger started using them first.
Before they'd military even used them.
That was the story in Empire of the Summer World, right?
Yeah.
Which is crazy that someone wouldn't want to buy something that can shoot five rounds.
36, damn.
Wow.
1836.
The revolver.
1831.
Wow, that was 36.
He invented the first practical revolver in 1831, received a US patent for the revolving cylinder design on February 25th, 1836.
So in 1831, this motherfucker invented it.
1836, he gets the patent, and nobody wanted it.
We don't want it.
We don't want to pay for your fucking crazy revolver.
Oh, you can stab with that.
I'm an old-school musket guy.
I want to take ten minutes.
That guy.
This guy's that are like old-school and everything.
There's going to be always guys that are old-school musket guys.
Look at that thing.
Wow.
What is that little thing on the side?
Is that the gun powder?
That doesn't make sense.
Like how did that work?
They do have, like when did they invent bullets?
They had to put the cartridge on their own bullets.
Oh my god, they had to make their own bullets.
That's crazy.
Of course.
Yeah, right.
If you run out.
So you probably have the cartridges, you pack all your bullshit in there, and you got your little fake top.
I bet they sucked.
I bet they have the time they didn't go off right.
I had the gun before they had the ammo invented, right?
Maybe.
Yeah, probably.
That's crazy.
Yeah, because right.
I bet the first one they had handmade ammo.
When they start mass-producing ammo, we could just go buy ammo.
I think that would be World War I.
No.
I've actually just read about this.
I mean, a little bit before.
In American Civil War, they would have mass-produced ammo.
Some, but we didn't have giant factories back then.
So they started converting factories to do stuff.
Wow.
And then big war comes.
You may start making money off of it.
So that's a problem that like manufacturing goes big up when it's a nice fat war.
People get real excited.
A lot of jobs.
It's like, don't get addicted to that.
Maybe we did.
Oh, we definitely did.
I mean, I imagine like growing up in the 50s, the kind of patriotism people must have after winning World War II.
You'd feel so, dude, they'd be so sick.
Wouldn't be incredible.
It must have been amazing.
We were fucking Americans.
We saved the world.
Yeah.
That was the narrative.
And then Vietnam.
Fucked it all up.
And people couldn't believe it.
I thought we were the good guys.
We went to the good wars.
Just makes you wonder how many times have we been tricked?
How many times have people been tricked?
Don't get into that.
A lot.
Don't get into that thought process.
I love getting into that thought process.
What's that, Jamie?
Celebrations of Victory Day.
Yeah.
Look at all these people.
Hold them up signs and say, peace.
Everybody's so happy.
They know they're going to get to live.
You only get that happy when you think you were going to die.
If there was no war.
And these people just said, let's have a celebration for being an American boy.
It's a black guy dead center.
It's nice.
How do you get everybody to look at the camera?
Look at your face.
Yeah, one black dude dead center.
Some guy had a bowl horn.
I guess.
Everyone, please.
There's definitely one camera.
There's definitely one camera.
What can I take?
That might be AI.
It seems like there's too many people.
I believe that picture is AI.
It's like Times Square.
Yeah, that's a cover of an album.
It looks good.
That's a Pink Floyd album.
I'm going to hear it too.
I mean, maybe maybe not, but it's just a...
I just say, if you see one camera,
it wants to be in the picture.
Yeah.
What is that?
Come on, son.
What the fuck is that?
There were like four cameras.
They were probably like, holy shit, a camera's here.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Everybody look up here.
Yeah.
And back then, everyone was taking orders.
Also, it might be AI.
No, that's a real.
I believe this.
It might be a simulation.
Do you imagine being there, though?
What a party.
I bet everybody just fucked everybody.
It's probably the best party ever.
They probably want crazy.
For like days, just drinking and...
Yeah.
Getting your fuck on.
Then that hangover hits you.
Oh, fuck.
Back to the bar.
Back to the bar.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Fuck all that PTSD.
Those guys just got...
Hmm.
You know?
True.
Coming home.
Going to come beers.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Liberating a camp.
Seeing all that.
Going...
Trench warfare.
Yeah, we're over one.
Trench is...
Bummer.
How about what those people come back from?
Watching their buddies getting eaten by wolves.
Over in...
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Some reason...
We're fighting Germany.
Why?
You got flown in for some reason?
In World War I, why?
Yeah.
For the record.
Well, the craziest thing in World War I,
it was a lot of crazy things.
But the Fritz Haber story.
What's that?
Fritz Haber is the guy that invented Zyklon B, right?
Oh.
So he invented Zyklon A.
He was the first inventor of it.
But he invented it as a pesticide.
And it had a very distinct odor.
And then Zyklon B, they removed that odor.
He also invented gas.
He invented a bunch of shit.
One of the things he invented is a way to get nitrogen
out of the atmosphere.
It's called the Habermethod.
And to this day, like 50% of the nitrogen
in people's bodies in a lot of places in the world
is through the Habermethod.
So that revolutionized fertilizer.
So you can get nitrogen from the air.
He figured this out.
At the same time, he was using gas
to fucking kill the ally troops with giant fans.
So at the same time, he was up for a Nobel Prize.
He was also wanted for war crimes.
And he was Jewish.
So eventually--
The guy who invented Zyklon B was Jewish.
Yes.
And eventually he had a fleet.
Talk about your old time backfires.
They kept him around for a while.
Yeah.
They tried because he was so valuable
because he came up with the gas.
Oh.
Yeah.
And then eventually he had a fleet.
They didn't kill him.
But they let him flee the country
and he died on the road.
He died in transit.
He had a bad heart, I believe.
Oh, it's a terrible story, dude.
Is this worse to it?
His wife committed suicide in front of him.
And he left anyway to go to the front lines.
And he left his like 13-year-old son
with her as she was dying.
Yeah.
She shot herself in front of him.
And he was like, fuck it, I'm going to--
Well, I'm going to the front line.
He's probably going to kill himself.
It's a crazy story.
Damn.
Crazy story.
It's a good movie.
Yeah.
But imagine, like, you've invented this thing
that unquestionably helped so many human beings.
You figured out how to get nitrogen from the atmosphere
and you could use it as industrial fertilizer.
How much food was grown?
How many people were fed?
How many starving people were prevented?
Yeah.
Because of this guy's method.
Yeah.
At the same time, he figured out you could just gas people
and just send a poison through the air
and everybody downwind dead.
Men, women, children, medical workers, dogs, cats, pigs,
fuck you.
It's a cloud of poison with giant fans.
Just blowing poison towards you.
Fuck.
But I mean, you know, why is it better to shoot people?
Why is it better what we do here?
It's way better.
No, it's way better.
The gas?
No.
Shoot people?
Yes.
Do you hear their stories of getting fucking gas?
The nicest way.
Is the worst thing I've ever heard.
Is a big nuke.
That's the nicest.
He just goes by.
Unless you're on the slight outskirts
then you're getting burned.
You know the craziest thing that anybody said to me
on the podcast recently?
The dude was talking, we were talking about UFOs.
And one of the things that he said was that
one of the ways that they had described
one of the things that they're working on
that they thought was a back-engineered craft.
The way they described it as a simultaneous
nuclear payload delivery system.
Meaning that the moment you want it or instantaneous.
Yeah.
Instantaneous.
Instantaneously.
Like it literally shows up wherever you want it to be
and delivers the nuclear bomb.
Like there's no delay.
There's nothing.
Because it's operating on some sort of a gravity
propulsion system that bends space around it
and rockets it towards whatever that point in time
or the point on the map you want it to be instantaneously.
Imagine if the fucking,
this is the reason why the aliens haven't landed.
It's because we gave, they came here.
They dropped off some UFOs.
They said, "Hey guys, figure this out.
This is how we travel."
And we said, "Wouldn't it be cool to just leave people instantly?"
We could put a gun on this thing.
And that's how they described it.
Instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system.
And I was like, "That might be the most terrifying thing."
Because we're kind of fucking sociopaths
are in control of the UFO program.
If the first thing they do with it
is figure out how to make a nuke go instantly
anywhere you want in the world.
What year did all the UFO shit start?
It all started after the bomb.
What was Roswell?
47.
That's straight to fucking put a nuke on this thing.
Yeah.
So they were thinking about it.
That's all they're thinking about.
That's the only thing they're thinking about.
We're putting a nuke on it.
Yeah, they just had a drop amount of propeller planes
two years ago.
Think of that.
So they go from wangangangangangangang
dropping it out of a fucking giant propeller plane
to two years later.
Supposedly, this thing crashes
and they're back engineering it
and really quickly inventing the transistors,
weird scientific provenance to it.
And then the other weird thing was fiber optics.
It's a lot of weird stuff after Roswell.
Yeah.
But a weird inventions.
I will say though, devil's advocate is 47.
48.
That's like the whole country is inventing things for war.
For war.
Yeah.
So we're trying our hardest to invent this shit.
Oh, 100%.
There's just a weird story behind the transistor.
What's that?
Yeah.
Well, you can find it, Jamie.
We brought it up the other day.
It is odd when you read it.
I don't know how that should work.
The way to create it, it's such a crazy invention.
The way to create it.
And then there's like the dispute between the guy
who was given credit for inventing it.
And these other guys that were scientists
and they're like, "How's that fucking boza?"
Like, there's no one.
Yeah.
Why did he get the credit for that?
And then more likely, it was something
that they got from somewhere.
Yeah.
It's like there's a weird leap between
what they were thinking of doing
and what this is.
I'm butchering it until we get to quote.
I bet back then you could just...
If somebody was a scientist
and invented something, you could go...
Yeah.
Well, they just invented it.
I can't believe I invented it.
That guy at MIT.
Well, bro, that's terrifying.
That's terrifying.
It's the same guy as the brown shooting.
Is it?
Is that what they're saying?
How convenient.
Is he dead already?
How convenient.
How convenient.
I could be wrong on that.
Jamie, I know you're looking at multiple things.
But didn't they say the Portuguese guy who was a physicist
who did the brown shooting?
The guy who did the brown shooting was a physicist.
Yes.
They know this for sure.
I think so.
And they think the same guy...
Yeah.
What?
Okay.
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Mmm.
Okay.
So this is the suspect in the Brown University shooting
and the MIT shooting.
So he's the suspect in both shootings.
48-year-old Portuguese...
So he goes there and he shoots this guy.
That's a fusion scientist.
That's working on crazy shit and is talking about...
See if you can find the thing where he was talking about...
We played it, right?
Where he was talking about the poles.
The electromagnetic poles.
The North and South pole that they have to switch.
And if they don't switch, we lose our electromagnetic sphere
that's protecting us.
I don't believe it.
Magnetosphere.
I don't believe it.
You don't believe it?
No.
Too crazy?
Yeah.
There's no way.
Focus on college football.
I get it.
I have no...
They killed this guy, though.
I have no use for electromagnetic spheres.
But if this guy invented some or was onto some technology
that could revolutionize power,
if he really did find like cold fusion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those guys killed.
That's...
I mean, when you assume, when a super brainiac nerd dude gets killed...
Yeah.
And he's involved in some fusion project?
Absolutely.
And then 24 hours later, Trump, true social,
like merges with a fusion power company.
Did that happen?
Yeah.
Oh.
Jesus Christ.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Yeah, pull that story up.
I'm thinking about college football.
I know.
I'm thinking about Jake Paul and Anthony Josh.
That'll be fun.
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I was set.
You know what that Portuguese fellow should've done.
He's waited till...
He should've got...
If he was a real Portuguese man,
he would've waited to see Cristiano Ronaldo one more time.
He should've waited till after the summer to shoot this fun.
Um, here's the shoot that people...
Here's a very stupid question.
What's the difference in fusion and fission?
Do we currently use fission?
Correct.
So what we do is fusion what we don't use?
Which is a stupid question.
That's a insanely smart question.
Because cold fusion is the holy grail.
Nuclear fission and fusion are two distinct nuclear processes
that release energy by altering atomic nuclei
but they operate in opposite ways.
Fission splits heavy atoms like uranium,
while fusion combines light atoms like hydrogen isotose.
Oh, okay.
So is hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb?
Put that in there.
JMO, bring up TJ Duckett highlights.
Just fight out please.
Is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb?
It's fission.
It's fission.
Hydrogen bomb...
But it says it combines light atoms
like hydrogen isotopes and fusion.
Different process.
Okay.
So cold fusion is something that they're all searching for.
Oh, the fuel is uranium and plutonium.
The key difference is...
Uh, just as a H...
Is a hydrogen bomb a fusion?
Here we go.
Fusion.
Yeah, so it is.
Oh, it uses... how weird?
It's known as a thermonuclear bomb,
primarily relies on nuclear fusion
for its immense destructive power,
but it uses nuclear fission as the initial trigger.
Okay.
So fission is the trigger.
Yeah, I know.
That's what the whole movie...
they're figuring out in the Oppenheimer movie,
like the uranium splitting
and once they figured one out,
then they...
I don't know.
That's what I cut out of it.
And the bombs they make now make these...
the ones they made back then look like
like little baby bombs.
Yeah.
Sar bomba.
There you go.
Atomic bomb.
It's fission only.
Oh.
Hydrogen is thermonuclear.
So I think it's megatons versus kilotons.
This is good.
I'm going to crack someone when the bomb goes off.
Yeah, we're getting nips.
I'm going to go actually.
Hold on.
That looks like fission to me.
Are you going to try to whack one off
if the bomb's coming?
I...
You have 30 seconds.
I didn't think I was that type of...
The internet's still up.
Based on...
Fuckin' my experience with Cameron's.
I might be that guy.
I don't think I've ever been scared of him.
There's no sin in that.
You're going to go.
You're going to go.
There's no sin in that.
It is what it is.
I think that's a sin.
I think.
You don't want a sin right at the end.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
There's so much of sins I think people made up.
Jack and all.
How about wearing two different types of cloth?
Well, I would never.
Yeah, it's postdo.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
You sin if you do that.
If you want to go old school, you're sinning if you do that.
We all know.
There's a difference.
You have a conscience.
Right.
You know.
Did Jack off conscience?
You know what a sin is.
Right.
Depends what you jacked off to.
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Wait, we're going to get into these.
I don't know.
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What do you think is going to pop up first?
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It will all be in a database.
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What do you think is going to come out?
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Yeah.
What do you think is going to come out of us?
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Interesting.
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Crazy.
I guess everybody's innocent.
Turns out everyone's innocent.
No worries.
No worries.
Alarm Horniman.
Bro.
I mean, you saw the search.
It's over.
Okay.
Case closed.
Guys, can we stop talking about FC?
Yeah.
Get over it.
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So you got to dig yourself.
Yeah, we're just going to have to wait a few days.
We're going to have to wait a few days.
Get away from the super nerds.
Yeah, let the nerds go through that.
Get in there and go to work.
The guy's not watching Alabama Oklahoma
or Jake Paul Anthony Joshua.
It's going to be incredible.
What do you think is going to happen?
I think if Joshua tries his hardest,
the jab will win.
A jab is going to win the fight.
It's going to be just jab.
He's a foot.
He's so much taller and bigger.
And he's a better at boxing.
It's just crazy that he wanted to do it.
That Jake Paul wanted to fight Anthony Joshua.
I wonder how much Jake got?
Oh, he must be getting an extraordinary amount of money for this.
Because everyone's going to watch.
Whether you're a, you know, a know-it-all boxing expert type fake guy like me or someone else.
No, you know your boxing.
I know a little.
There's guys with a real boxing expert.
But at the point is, everyone's going to watch it.
Even the casuals, everyone's going to watch it.
Because it's nuts.
It's a nutty idea.
Yeah.
Like Jervante Davis is not the best idea.
Jervante is small.
He fights at 135.
That's crazy.
You can't be bigger than the guy.
But when the guy's way bigger than you, now I'm interested.
Like, okay.
Jervante would fuck him up.
How big Jake is?
He's big.
He's way 216 and he's solid as a rock.
And Jervante fights 135.
That's way bigger.
Yeah.
That's way bigger.
There's a lot of like, you can only, skill is awesome.
But it only goes so far.
Yeah.
When someone's that huge.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jervante probably could fuck him up.
Because he's really fucking good.
I heard that.
There's him knocking down and gone.
That's what happened.
That's me and you.
Look at this.
I'm Joshua.
And that's you.
God.
You do not want to get popped by this guy.
He's so big.
No.
And he's been knocking people out forever, man.
Wouldn't you think any top heavyweight wouldn't knock out Jake Paul?
Well, this guy, he said, like, openly, he doesn't want to fight.
Like, he doesn't want to fight David Benavides.
He's like, fuck that.
Yeah.
I don't want to fight that guy.
But he thinks Joshua was--
I don't get it, man.
Benavides is fucking terrifying.
Make no mistake.
Without Ruiz.
You could have got Ruiz out there.
Which one?
Is that the chubby guy?
Oh, Andy.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I could have got him out.
But he might not have taken it easy.
I think there's--
Yeah.
Andy was trying to find a guy who was going to take it easy.
You think Josh was going to take it easy?
Well, that's what I was saying about the speech he gave.
I don't know.
That seems like a wild card.
That was a crazy speech.
It seems like a guy who just--
I'd never heard that speech.
Up to do whatever.
I can't believe that--
I never saw that until you put it out.
No, no, no, don't make--
It got--
It got--
It got--
I was hit pit parades.
It got weird, dude.
I was watching it, because I like Anthony Joshua.
And I was watching it going, this is fucking crazy.
Well, when--
Most of the outboxes you like that, he's a smaller guy.
Any outboxes you two fights in a row.
You can really batter you a little bit.
At least in one of them.
There were some moments in the last round where he was just getting boxed up, man.
It was so good.
You're so slick.
That guy's 38.
Post fight, though.
I'll give anyone--
You can say anything.
Like I remember when--
Yeah.
Like I remember when McGregor broke his leg.
Yeah.
And everyone was like, can't believe he's saying all this.
It's like, dude.
Right.
He was in a fight 20 seconds ago.
Yeah.
And he's going to be saying crazy shit.
And his leg's broken.
And he just--
He's in terrible pain.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know.
Post fight interview was like, they're going to say, wow, shit.
They were just in a fight.
Yeah.
If there's ever a time where someone should have pulled out of a fight, it's that one.
Oh, his leg was--
His leg was fucked up before that fight.
They knew it.
They had done MRIs on it and shit.
They didn't know what it was.
You know, it was probably like a deep bone bruise.
But then the next impact on it snapped it.
Maybe he had a hairline fracture.
It wasn't just a check.
It's compromised.
It wasn't much, man.
It wasn't much.
It wasn't much.
When you consider all the times, it's weird because sometimes it doesn't take much.
It just hits the kneecap the right way or the shin at the high spot.
Like the top of the shin up here.
It's so hard to break.
And the flexible part of your shin will just snap on it.
But that one didn't kind of look like that.
And then when I heard afterwards, it was already compromised going into that fight.
Like, oh man, that's a bad idea.
But you think you could do anything when you're con him a Gregor.
You know, like fuck this guy.
He beat me the first fight.
But I'm going to fuck him up.
That is.
That is.
Being con him a Gregor, he's literally being on cocaine.
Yeah.
Whether you're honest or not.
Yeah.
Bro, he had the wildest press conferences back when he was fighting Jose Aldo.
That must have been so fun to be at those.
They were crazy.
How fun was that?
I didn't go to press conferences.
I watched them.
I'm in the way.
That must have been so fun.
The weigh-ins were wild.
The weigh-ins were crazy.
Yeah.
Well, the weigh-ins were crazy also because that's a day.
That's when they used to have to really weigh in.
They had to get on the scale in front of everybody.
Yeah.
Now they have ceremonial weigh-ins.
So now you weigh in and then you rehydrate.
And then you get on the scale.
And I say official weight is 145 every year.
So when Conner is standing there facing off with Jose Aldo, he looks like a skeleton.
Bro, he looked.
Yeah, see if you can find that.
It was.
Caravan.
It was.
Caravan.
It was.
Caravan.
Caravan.
So let's see him get on the scale.
That's Jose Aldo.
So Conner would get on first.
Conner got on first.
Look at him.
Bro, look how sunken he is.
But how do you know?
I mean, he must be feeling like utter dog shit.
Yeah, how do you not faint?
The weight is over.
Yes.
Jose Aldo.
Conner's bug there.
No Conner has played it quite in this region.
He ain't playing it quite now.
It's the fainting again.
Look, I have just like get between everybody.
I don't think Jose Aldo looks good.
Yeah, he didn't come on the grigger.
Once again, the Irish fans have come out.
For the biggest UFC featherweight title fight ever.
Give us your thoughts on tomorrow night.
And Jose Aldo has an opponent.
I know.
I'm sick of talking about Jose.
I visualize and I look at his facial features.
And I know that the soft parts of his face
won't be able to take my shots.
I just want to thank the Irish people
for coming out here for me.
It means everything.
Tomorrow night, I will bring that goal home for all of them once again.
Conner would bring our ladies into the tournament.
Brother, that was back when he was fighting 145.
That boy was big at 145.
Let me see.
Chugging electrolytes.
Let me see what they look like.
Jose Aldo was big at 145 too, man.
Jose Aldo was one of the greatest 145 pounders out there.
Not to be a psycho.
I didn't know Charlie Kirk was.
Holy shit.
Bro.
That's dark.
It's not.
He speaks Portuguese.
Trust me.
That's not Charlie Kirk.
Son of a bitch.
Hold on.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not making light of anything.
If you meet him.
Exactly.
If you meet him, he does it.
It's just the angle.
Yeah, hold on.
Just the angle I'm telling you.
No, you're into something.
What's going on here?
Crisis actors.
You ever see those people that get like super obsessed with crisis actors?
Well, hold on.
That's another thing.
That's a good point.
Now, looking what he looks the next day.
He's all filled up.
He's got his eyes, his face.
Oh, it's completely filled in.
I wonder if back then you were allowed to use IVs.
Because you weighed in the same day.
I mean, excuse me.
You weighed in on the scale.
Not the same day the day before.
Black drums for the champion.
Chose a auto to car relax.
Oh my god.
First time I've ever said he slept him ever.
It just came out.
Yeah.
Because it was like, that's what he did.
He just slept him.
Well, that was crazy.
And the fact that he did it after months and months and months of taunting and shit talking.
Worst case.
Woo.
For all those worst case.
Yeah.
Got that blows.
It blows.
Yeah.
And it was, yeah, it's just a quick.
Oh, that sucks.
Well, you ever see Aldo in his prime?
Yeah.
Aldo when he was in the WEC.
Didn't see that.
Bro.
Bro.
Aldo won't use, this is the first time in years.
Aldo won't use IVs to rehydrate.
I think the band just started.
Oh, that's crazy.
Yeah.
That was when it happened.
Six months before that is when it started.
Oh.
Well, so Aldo always got big at 145.
And there was been a few, there was a few weigh-ins.
We got real big where he had a really hard time making 145.
And then he started fighting at 135.
And he just got like a real good guide.
Yeah.
Like a specialist to help him with the weight cut.
And he made it pretty easy.
Nutritionist.
Got everything dialed in.
Just makes you think.
Like if that guy was at 35 the whole time.
He was fucking everybody up at 45, you know?
Got everybody remembers him for that fight.
Yeah.
That's a problem.
That's a tough one.
He was so good, dude.
Wasn't he still fighting?
He just retired.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just retired.
Like this year.
Yeah.
I think he got a bad, like a very close decision didn't go his way.
Yeah.
And he retired.
That's right.
It's a hobby.
I watched it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was a kept, kept going.
Well, he was trying to take that dude out.
And he survived.
Zahabi survived.
And he was, he just emptied the gas tank trying to take him out.
And then Zahabi was on top and the end of the fight.
Who do you like now?
Who's a young guy?
Cause you told me about Jack Dela Madeleina a while ago.
Oh.
Who's a...
Autobot Goatier.
This guy from Cameroon.
Really?
Oh.
He's fucking terrified.
Did he fight last week?
185 pounds, six foot four.
Built like a Greek God.
Yeah.
Smokes everybody.
Everybody just gets smoked.
Did he fight last week?
No.
He didn't fight last week.
Um, I'm, I'm not sure when he's fighting again.
But see if you could find his, uh, like a highlight reel of his chaos.
Bro.
Yeah.
A Taiba Goatier.
I hope I'm saying it right.
Could have never spelled that.
Yeah.
When you have to say it, uh, in a way in.
But this guy, I've seen you.
I see you fucking right.
I fuck it up.
Yeah.
I fuck it up all the time.
There's too many guys.
I can't remember all of them.
But this guy, just his style.
However, I mispronounced his name or get it right.
His fucking, he's terrified.
What the fuck is that bro?
He's 185.
And the guy on the left, Sean Strickland, used to be the 85 pound champion.
And still one of the best 85 pounders in the world.
The silence has in.
Um, just see if you can find a highlight reel.
They got some, some action of this dude.
Just fucking people up.
Magnolia.
So you have back it up a little.
Just fucking people up, dude.
Terrifying power.
Super speed.
Excellent technique.
Everything.
Yeah.
You guys got a bunch of cats.
I like that.
It wasn't a house of cats.
That's a psycho.
It's the missing cat.
Yeah.
Bro, he's, he's good man.
He's good.
Super fucking strong too.
Very, you know, like, very big for the weight class.
And awesome striking power.
Yeah.
Bro.
He fought this dude.
And that guy was so fucking tough.
Yeah.
And that guy is just kept waving him.
Yeah, bro.
It was, I mean, most humans would have been gone before that.
This guy hung in there as long as he could.
Still trying to get him off him.
Yeah.
But that dude, he's, that, that guy's the future.
I feel like there was a, he's the future.
I feel like the Jack the African's eventually run into a nasty, dirty white guy.
They could run into a rocket.
Rush Miochich.
No, like, Ingano Mioch.
Yeah.
It's just a guy that's like a firefighter.
He's 23.
Oh, he's 23.
The thing you have to recognize about French and Ghana, though.
It's great.
Francis and Ghana, when he fought Miochich for the world title,
had only been doing MMA for like four years.
Yeah.
Like, when they had a rematch a couple of years later.
Yeah.
Francis was a different human being.
Yeah.
Yeah, and he fucked him up.
And he was real patient.
Like that first fight.
First fight was crazy.
That was just a guy surviving.
Yeah.
And he's going to get tired.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
It was awesome.
It was like probably one of steep-aids, most impressive victories.
Because Francis was like flatline on everybody.
And he also took a lot of shots in that fight.
He ate a lot of big shots.
I was cheering for the white.
Were you?
Yeah, if you don't know the sport, you go, I'm cheering for the fucking shitty looking white guy.
It'll be wins.
Because he fighting the most jacked black dude of all time.
Literally.
Yeah.
He's a guy who has to cut weight to make 265 natural.
Fan of the Mexicans, too.
I like to see a Mexican get in there.
Oh, right.
That guy that was just taunting back.
That's hilarious.
They got a spirit for fighting.
I'll tell you that.
There's like a Mexican fighting spirit.
There's been so many Mexican combat sports champions.
You think about how many boxers that were like world champions that were Mexican?
It's the numbers.
Yeah.
Julio Cesar Chavez, Canelo, Salvador Sanchez.
You can go down the line forever and ever and ever.
There's so many Mexican champions.
They're like Jews and Nobel Peace Prize.
They fucking, they got their thing, bro.
It's so true.
Oh, this is what I was going to say earlier about the crisis actors.
It's the same thing is like when they go, that's a crisis actor.
It's like, no, you just went through the most insane.
It's like interviewing a fighter after a fight.
He's going to be weird.
Right.
Like, you don't know how you would react.
Yeah, you have no idea.
This is a fucking crisis actor.
It's like, dude, he just went through something he didn't know was happening.
Down all of a sudden, it's the worst thing ever.
But also, don't you think crisis actors are real?
Like, if you were going to pull off a major propaganda event,
and you could hire someone to pretend it's something happened and give a narrative
and get that guy on camera right away.
How many actors do you know?
A lot, right?
Yeah, I know a good amount.
How many do you think would keep their fucking mouth shut about whatever they're working on?
Zero.
But here's the thing.
You don't have to be an actor to act.
Of course.
Right?
Kevin Durant was really good and not Kevin Durant.
Kevin Durant rules.
Kevin Barnett was really good.
Kevin Durant's on your brain.
That's so funny.
You got fucking Durantula on the brain?
Anyway, people have acted that are like not actors.
Yeah, you start a great job.
Yeah, there you go.
None of us can act.
No, wait, crisis actors?
I don't...
I genuinely don't know if that's...
Well, I know that MKUltra exists, right?
For sure.
I do know that in control.
Yes.
And you know they do regime change things.
For sure.
Do you think they've ever put together like something fake?
Yes.
I think maybe pulling down that statue in Iraq,
they had some fucking brown people show up and be like,
"Yeah, we like this."
I don't think like Sandy Hook, a guy getting done with Sandy Hook,
his kids just died.
And right before he gets interviewed, he's like smiling.
No, no, no.
Of course, that's a touching one.
But like, people going, "That's a crisis actor."
No.
Because he was smiling before the interview.
It's like, dude, he's in... he's a mental...
Yeah.
Not job.
His kids just can't kill him.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you can't.
I don't think it'd be tough to get American crisis actors.
I think it would be tough.
Yeah.
Because somebody would go, "I went to fucking middle school with that guy."
For sure.
That's a good point.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong.
No, no, it's a really good point.
I think it's easy to get a group of Muslims in Iraq to be like,
celebrate when we tear down the Saddam statue.
Do you remember when Benghazi happened?
And then there was this... was it Benghazi that was attached to that weird video?
There was a weird video that someone had made.
It was like an anti-Muslim video.
And they were trying to say that it was...
The attack was in response to this video.
I'm not sure.
Do you remember?
There was something... it was something really kooky.
And people were not buying it.
It was real weird.
There was like some sort of like...
American propaganda film about Muslims.
God, I don't remember it.
Does that any of this ring of bell, Jamie?
So we're up on trying to remember what it would have been about.
There was like a video that they were trying to say,
"Oh, they attacked us because of this video."
And then everybody was like, "Wait, what?"
And then it made more people like dig into the whole story behind the thing.
That's true.
And go, "Whoa, who's... you guys are lying about all kinds of shit."
No, they're lying about all types of shit without a doubt.
Oh, wait.
I'm just saying...
Yeah.
After a school shooting or like a thing in America,
like having fake actors...
It seems impossible.
It seems impossible to me.
It seems impossible to me.
Not because I don't think they would like to do that.
Right.
It just seems because it didn't pull off.
Yeah.
But they definitely used Asian provocateurs.
Without a doubt.
They definitely did at the Capitol.
They used guys that pretended to be patriots.
I think it's this.
That's right, the innocence of Muslims.
That's the film.
Amateur film created by Nakula Nakula.
That's a real person.
Nakula Nakula is a real person.
That's crazy.
Yeah, right.
Can even name him.
See, IA so easy.
Oh, that's a drawing of him.
That's me.
Nakula Nakula.
You know me.
All we got is a drawing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a fucking drawing of this guy.
It wasn't kind of like, wasn't kind of like a hot.
So it depended on the prophet Muhammad in a derogatory man or sparking widespread anger
and protest across the Islamic world, including Cairo and Bengazi Libya.
So the Obama administration initially described the attack as a spontaneous reaction to these protests.
An error that faced immediate criticism from conservatives who believed it was a premeditated terror attack.
Uh-huh.
The film fueled initial anger.
Intelligence later suggested a more organized terror element with attackers having specific knowledge of the compound and its security.
Yeah.
That's the story.
So they try to blame it on people freaking out because of the video.
And even the whole making of the video, what is the controversy behind the making of the video?
Is there any connections to shenanigans with the making of the video?
Uh-huh.
Like intelligence agencies?
Probably.
Probably.
I wish the CIA would talk to me.
You think, what would they tell you?
Bro, keep it up.
Good job.
We like you.
We'd like your vibe.
I'm going to do that.
I fuck with you guys.
I fucking hated JFK.
Whoa.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, go bro.
Sick job.
I think these guys probably all like JFK.
I like JFK.
Yeah, I think you got to be careful.
I didn't like the old guard.
We're different.
The CIA.
We're doing things actually in America's interest.
What do you think they're up to?
Who knows?
They're not up to nothing.
Tell you that.
They're doing something.
It's not like they're just chilling.
You know, they're definitely up to something.
Yeah.
I had asked Mike Baker, but he's very coy.
He is.
Very coy with those answers.
You ever get the CIA boys coming?
What do you mean?
Have they ever talked to you?
Him.
Him.
He doesn't work for the CIA anymore, Shane Gillis.
He's retired now.
For sure.
He has zero connection with that.
But then he just goes on the biggest platform of the world.
Every now and again.
Yeah, I'm sure he's done.
I'm sure he's done.
It's interesting here and here's perspective.
Because you got to know how they think.
Like, where are the top brass?
Like, what's their objectives with all this fucking superspaired shit?
Oh, you know what?
This comes out when I bet we're with Venezuela.
Do you think that's real?
They're going for it, right?
I thought they weren't.
I thought they decided not to.
I hope not.
I don't think anybody is going to really support that at all.
No.
It'd be a terrible idea.
But also those plaques.
Yeah, they don't get used to it.
Those plaques are fucking terrible ideas.
It doesn't give a fuck.
The tweets and terrible idea.
Yeah.
I know.
Yeah, why the fuck would we ever do that?
No.
I don't, I hope not.
Trump and Top Aids refuse to rule out war with Venezuela.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Maybe you know what that article is.
Venezuela and Navy to escort oil tankers after seizure by U.S. forces.
I understand the refuse.
They're saying refuse to rule it out.
That just means some reporter was there like, will you do that?
And he was like, shut up quiet.
Quiet.
So it seems.
So it's refused to rule out the potential for open conflict.
As Nicholas Maduro urges Navy to escort oil tankers to find the largest U.S. fleet deployed
in the region in decades in an interview broadcast on Friday morning to Donald Trump told NBC News
that going to war with Maduro's regime remains on the table.
I don't rule it out.
No, he said in a phone interview with the network.
And at a year end press conference at the State Department, Marco Rubio doubled down on remarks
by other Trump advisors that U.S. could coerce Maduro through its campaign of strikes on alleged drug boats traveling towards the United States.
Why are we letting Marco Rubio say shit?
What were we talking about Rubio earlier?
What was it?
He was talking shit again.
What was earlier?
What was it about?
It was early in the podcast like three hour ago.
Oh, about deporting that girl.
That's right.
Yeah, we didn't give you that visa.
That's right.
Bro, no one elected you.
You lost.
You got made fun of.
You were little Marco.
You were sweaty little Marco.
I don't, I remember.
He's the guy that's going to release all the UFO docs.
Oh, is he?
Yeah.
All right.
Well then, cool.
That's what they do to get us to keep voting.
They go, yeah.
Ab scene files?
We got them.
We got it.
Just look up Bill Gates.
Nothing.
Yeah.
You know, vote for us.
We're talking about the UFOs.
That's the real thing.
It's the most important thing.
We're working on that right now.
I'm real close.
I'm going to get a skiff.
I don't know.
I'll be right back.
I've been around the country.
I think we got bigger fish to fry.
There's a lot of fun.
You fucking UFOs.
Bro, there was this lady who did this video.
She just went to Los Angeles for five days and was talking about how
she hadn't been there in a long time and what it was like.
And she said that skid row is fifth.
How many blocks is skid row?
Because I swear she said it's 50 blocks.
No.
Campy.
Campy.
It's the whole city.
It's like downtown.
How many blocks is it?
How many blocks?
Oh, it is.
How many blocks is, how many blocks is skid row?
Bro, I was just, how do you even measure things?
Or blocks aren't universally the same size, are they?
Look at that.
50 blocks.
Roughly 50 is 54 blocks.
It's a quarter mile.
It's a quarter mile.
It's a quarter mile of chaos.
Do you know what crazy that is?
It's crazy.
You know crazy that is?
That's how bad skid row is.
Like, and she said, you don't understand it until you get there.
And she said the entire city has a heavy feel to it.
Like, it doesn't feel right.
Like, you feel, it feels off.
Is that a real sign?
Skid row.
Skid row hasn't, wait, hold on, Skid row is actually too many.
The name of it?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought it was like, I gotta go down there and check it out, bro.
I've been, I've been.
It's complete insanity.
You gotta go to Kensington and Allegheny.
They've shut down the streets.
Fire that up.
Give me some Google images.
People just live in there.
Just live it on the streets.
K&A and Philly.
But this is crazy.
This is 50 blocks.
Whatever you guys got is a tiny little bitch ass skid row.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You went from the big skid row to a little bitch ass.
No, no, no, no.
We're doing that.
How many blocks you got?
We're the epicenter of heroin.
Let's take a bit.
I'd say Philly was there before skid row.
No, no.
I would say Philly's got away worse.
Really?
More, more blocks.
Not more people.
No.
But just more.
But that.
It's that for...
But that's that skid row too, man.
I think it's the same.
I think Darrel looks the same everywhere.
But here they get frees of death.
That is the difference.
That is the difference.
That's the difference.
They're a little more hardcore.
Yeah, I can't say.
I don't know.
But Philly once can frees the death.
K&A is bad.
I think it's the worst place I've seen in America.
Jesus Christ.
Though I was just in Portland and...
That's it.
It's such a cool city.
It's like going to San Francisco where you're like,
"Damn, this is an awesome city."
It's just fucked up.
But I don't want to...
The homelessness problem is a...
Real.
It's a real crazy issue.
And no one can come up with a solution.
Because it might be...
It might be the result of an issue that already happened
and now it's too late to fix.
And how do you fix it?
I don't know.
I haven't heard one good fucking answer.
Nope.
Not one.
Other than just every single person I know
going fucking city sucks.
Well...
There's no solution.
There's throwing so much money at the problem
and it's not getting at all better,
which is not a good sign.
That usually means there's a hole in your bucket, dear Lila.
I bet there's a hole in the bucket.
I bet there is.
There is a hole.
They've proven it.
There's people that are making a ton of money.
It's a whole complex of people that are making a ton of money
working on homelessness.
That's how it is.
Anytime there's an issue,
somebody's going to be making a fuck ton of money on it.
Always.
People are dirty.
Didn't the Clintons make a fuck ton of money on the 80s?
Did they?
I don't know, allegedly.
Did they?
They made money on Haiti?
If I put that into the perplexity,
how would they have made money on Haiti?
I think they just took some of the donations.
What happened?
I had a fuck of eye now.
I think somebody owned a fucking mine down there.
Did you like a rapper wind up going to jail for that?
Across.
Yeah, did he want to jail, right?
I don't know what that was about.
Or he got arrested and sentenced.
If he hasn't got a jail?
Sentenced the 14 years in prison for major foreign influence scheme,
including the legally funny millions of dollars in Malaysian finance or Joe
low to former president Barack Obama's 2012 campaign lobbying for China.
Wow.
You think that would be a bigger story?
Wow.
What do you see from again?
The Fuji's.
Oh, damn.
That's crazy.
They took two years because they didn't get a gun.
Yeah.
Oh, that's crazy.
It's been the night down there for a few days.
He probably took the, he probably was holding the bag, dude.
They got Lauren Hill for tax evasion, remember?
They put her away.
They hate the Fuji's.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
White glove johns.
But it seems like this dude was involved as the Fuji's.
The Fuji's might have been up to no good.
White glove john, I love that staying alive version.
He rules.
He rules.
But he had a issue with hate too, right?
A sensation.
Right.
But didn't, wasn't there like...
I think a lot of the money got funny down there.
As it will do when money is the worst thing I've ever seen.
There's a documentary on Haitian prisons.
Oh, no.
You wanna see, bro.
It's like fucking 90 people in a cell that's designed to fit like 10 people.
Oh, no.
And also there's no due process because they don't, they can't process everybody.
So there's guys in there that are like, yo, I didn't do anything.
And I'm here for 15 years.
And then there's an earthquake and everyone gets out.
Oh my god.
And then they go, I think that guy was in prison.
Pick him up.
Oh my god.
He's just a fucking guy who's like, yeah, that wasn't...
Now you're in the worst prison on earth.
Yeah, it's a tough one.
No verified evidence shows Bill or Hillary Clinton personally profited
or received salaries from Haiti-related activities through the Clinton foundation.
The foundation raised around 30 to 500 million.
But what?
For Haiti, post 2010 earthquake directing funds to aid groups, investments,
and projects like hotels and factories without taking administrative overhead.
You get 500 million.
You go fucking, they're not gonna notice 15.
Shane, don't you just read AI and just recognize the truth and stop being conspiracy theorists?
I'm not conspiracy theorists.
I'm thinking about the college football playoff, which has a lot of conspiracies.
Oh really?
The Protestants formed against the Irish.
Oh no.
All of the Southern Protestants joined against the Catholics.
Taylor's old as time.
Last time they tried to join against us.
We marched down there and burned down their fucking cities.
So watch out.
It's crazy because sports are like a substitute for war.
You think we'd have more presidents?
The Catholics.
Yeah, they only had one.
We got Biden allegedly.
True.
We only got one.
We got shot.
And then Biden was doing Auto Sign.
Give us a good one.
Yeah.
You got anybody in mind?
What does Nick Fuentes?
He could probably win to be here.
Listen, he couldn't have existed before.
Right?
20 years ago, couldn't have existed.
Now, super popular.
What's 20 years from now look like?
You know, maybe someone like that can win.
Well, we'll see.
I got to be so bad.
We got to wrap this up anyway.
I'm sorry.
14.
We got that one at the buzzer.
Yeah.
Well, listen, I will say this about it.
It's fascinating to watch that there's like a whole group
of people that feel very unrepresented in the world.
And especially like young men.
And here you got this young guy with a very high verbal IQ.
And he also does a lot of shit posting.
A lot of talking shit.
A lot of trolling.
Says women shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Says wild shit.
A lot of shit.
And that Pierce Morgan thing is like, bro.
That was like an expert sparring with someone who thought
they were an expert.
Sure.
They're playing two totally different games.
I agree.
And it's also the thing that people try to get Fuentes on is that
he's still funny as fuck.
It's funny.
So that's where you're in a lot of trouble.
When he hits him, do you think the Hulk?
You made jokes about the Holocaust.
He goes too soon.
Like dude.
And you can see wild.
You can see, but you can see Pierce going, oh fuck.
When he was like, me mom died.
It's like holy shit, bro.
He got hit.
He got hit with a missile on that one too soon.
Too soon it was like, oh my god.
I don't know if this is AI or not, but this photo just popped up online.
Oh no.
What is that?
Hey, I'm just having a good time.
He's got head from a block.
You got head from a Polish person in a blockhead?
Yeah.
Well, duh.
Well, duh.
That's right.
Yeah, duh.
Trump, where fucking clean got head in a hot tub?
Can you imagine?
We saw that in one of those guys.
And you were like, finally I got a place where I can get my free call.
I will say dude, you ever try to get head in a hot tub?
It seems gross.
It's fucking impossible.
It's going inside.
Yeah, this is going to snap.
I appreciate your enthusiasm.
This is not ideal.
Not barely hard.
It's fucking water's chemical smell.
You shouldn't get that on your mouth anyway.
You fucking chemical water from that hot tub,
destroying your endocrine system.
All right.
I love you bro.
Thank you.
Well, have fun.
Bye everybody.
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