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Jan 09, 2026
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56 min
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Make Wade Do It
Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Jan 05, 2026
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51 min
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2026 Distractible Game Guide
New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 22, 2025
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52 min
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Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo
The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo. Reser...
Dec 19, 2025
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41 min
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Squid Game (Even Too-er)
The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters Janua...
Dec 15, 2025
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45 min
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Size Matters (Part 2)
The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at pand...
Dec 12, 2025
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56 min
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Will It Into Existence
Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026. Reserve your...
Dec 08, 2025
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47 min
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Get More Faster
The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert... Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30...
Dec 05, 2025
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37 min
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Best of Bald (Compilation)
No freak flags are flying around these parts, cause this is the baldest compilation in the wilderness! Order now at pandaexpress.com or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Lear...
Dec 01, 2025
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25 min
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Best of Henry (Compilation)
A compilation dedicated to some of Henry's most memorable mentions from the podcast. Rest In Peace, Henry. Order now at pandaexpress.com or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Le...
Nov 28, 2025
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49 min
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Anything Goes (Part 3)
Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes." Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...
Nov 24, 2025
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52 min
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Wade's/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)
Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Watch Video Now: https://spotify.link/distractible L...
Nov 21, 2025
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47 min
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King of the Friend Zone
Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
Nov 17, 2025
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48 min
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Please Laugh
Listeners, you're responsible for this... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 14, 2025
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49 min
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Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)
He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about y...
Nov 10, 2025
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43 min
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Best of Mark: Part 1 (Compilation)
It's time to relax with a copy of Penthouse Forum and plate of cannolis, because this compilation is all about the moon man himself, Mark. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Le...
Nov 07, 2025
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45 min
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Best of Bob: Part 1 (Compilation)
If the "Distractible Vault" was a fridge, it would be stocked up with only the best bite-sized moments of our favorite dad, wordsmith, and mechanic, Bob. Get set up quick and connect to their fas...
Nov 03, 2025
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44 min
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Best of Wade: Part 1 (Compilation)
It's time once again to venture into "The Distractible Vault" to retrieve some of the most bald, car-less, and boat-loving moments of the King of Meat himself, Wade. Get set up quick and conne...
Oct 31, 2025
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56 min
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Viewer Discretion Is Advised
View and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight... Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is av...
Oct 27, 2025
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54 min
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World Record (Today)
Hiii... Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is available now. Learn more at uber.com/onourway A Spotify Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 24, 2025
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1h 4m
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Nah, I'd Lose
Not all battles are worth winning. Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is available now. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...
