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Dawson's Peak
New Jan 12, 2026 53 min

Dawson's Peak

What a weekend! Macclesfield climbed to the peak of Mount Everest to pull off the greatest FA Cup upset of all time. Today, Marcus, Luke and Jim are here to revel in that.Elsewhere, Man City's 10-1...

My Biddy Aunt: FA Cup Icons
New Jan 09, 2026 21 min

My Biddy Aunt: FA Cup Icons

Luke makes his return to the My Biddy Aunt arena for the first time in 2026, but can the Marcus Mount cause a new year upset? On FA Cup weekend, anything can happen.Jim's back on the buttons after ...

The Preview Show: No Sleep Till Lisbon
New Jan 09, 2026 56 min

The Preview Show: No Sleep Till Lisbon

The FA Cup third round is typically Luke Moore’s favourite weekend of the year. It’s just a shame for him that Portsmouth have to play Arsenal, really.Before looking forward to that, Marcus, Luke a...

Introducing: The Thing About Arsenal
New Jan 09, 2026 1 min

Introducing: The Thing About Arsenal

Calling all Gooners! 'The Thing About Arsenal' is the brand new Arsenal podcast that does things differently, featuring our very own Jim Campbell!Think less hot takes and transfer rumours, more aut...

28 Petes Later
New Jan 08, 2026 51 min

28 Petes Later

Donny is in charge on today’s Ramble and he’s plotting some new surgery to extend his collarbones. He might also add in a few extra ribs while he's at it.Pete’s cosmetic procedures aside, Luke and ...

Please Sir Alex, can I have some milk?
New Jan 07, 2026 54 min

Please Sir Alex, can I have some milk?

Darren Fletcher, the new Manchester United interim manager, is the latest former player to suckle on the teat of Sir Alex Ferguson. There's nothing like tradition; they are Manchester United after ...

Mailbag: Has Ruben Amorim ruined his reputation?
New Jan 06, 2026 40 min

Mailbag: Has Ruben Amorim ruined his reputation?

The Ruben Amorim era is officially over at Manchester United – what's next? Marcus, Luke and Jim shake their heads at the league's most chaotic club and pay respect to football's greatest magnet-us...

Out in 2026: The curse of the Ramble
Jan 05, 2026 1h 0m

Out in 2026: The curse of the Ramble

We know what you’re thinking, 'the curse of the Ramble and all that', but it’s a new year and that means fresh beginnings. Ladies and gentlemen, RUBEN AMORIM HAS BEEN SACKED!Listen to today’s Rambl...

My Biddy Aunt: January Transfers
Jan 02, 2026 22 min EXPLICIT

My Biddy Aunt: January Transfers

Everyone bangs about new beginnings when the new year rolls around *cough* Jake Humphrey *cough*, but at Ramble HQ, we actually mean it. David Cartlidge is here making his long-awaited My Biddy Aun...

The Preview Show: Can I get sacked in the morning?
Jan 02, 2026 42 min

The Preview Show: Can I get sacked in the morning?

Enzo Maresca is set to embark on a new career as a novelist. Will his first book be a tragedy by any chance?Today, Pete, who is still covered in Christmas Pâté, is joined by Jim and David to share ...

Best of Ramble Uncut 2025
Jan 01, 2026 34 min

Best of Ramble Uncut 2025

Happy new year Ramblers! Whether you're nursing a hangover like Pete or nursing a sugar crash like Marcus, we've got the tonic for you today with some of our favourite moments from Ramble Uncut ove...

Arsenal get their steam back
Dec 31, 2025 56 min

Arsenal get their steam back

In case you weren't aware, Arsenal won quite convincingly against Aston Villa on Tuesday night. On Monday, Luke suggested they were running out of steam. But fortunately, Marcus would never be pett...

Mailbag: How much trouble are West Ham really in?
Dec 30, 2025 42 min

Mailbag: How much trouble are West Ham really in?

Look away now, West Ham fans - we’ve got to have a chat about how poor they’ve been this season, with the real threat of relegation looming over them. Rest assured that Marcus, Luke and Pete lay th...

Live from the Christmas Perineum
Dec 29, 2025 57 min

Live from the Christmas Perineum

Marcus, Luke and Pete slide gently into the Christmas perineum, with a barn-burning round of Barclays representing the nuts and Speller’s game of England player charades probably signifying the bum...

Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 2
Dec 27, 2025 39 min

Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 2

We're back with another sack full of clips highlighting the very best moments from the second half of 2025. We've got everything from the Lambton Worm to Manchester United's Grimsby woes, plus some...

Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 1
Dec 26, 2025 48 min

Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 1

Fear not, the Ramble is here to fill the Premier League-shaped hole in your Boxing Day!Across two parts, Marcus shares our very favourite moments of the year. From Ruben Amorim’s vengeance against ...

My Biddy Aunt: Christmas Special!
Dec 25, 2025 22 min

My Biddy Aunt: Christmas Special!

Merry Christmas Ramblers! As you enjoy a glass of eggnog on this fine day, remember, it's your Christmas too. So move away from the turkey, step back from the mulled wine, and enjoy a little gift-w...

The Preview Show: Absolute Lims
Dec 24, 2025 54 min

The Preview Show: Absolute Lims

Marcus, Luke and Jim bring you good Ramblings on Christmas Eve! They discuss Arsenal's confidence and bank account-boosting win against Crystal Palace last night and look ahead to the best of the C...

Mailbag: Are Wolves the worst team in Premier League history?
Dec 23, 2025 41 min

Mailbag: Are Wolves the worst team in Premier League history?

It's probably fair to say at this point that Wolverhampton Wanderers are as dead as a dodo. Two points from 17 games and staring relegation right down the barrel. But will they end up being the wor...

Play that ukulele
Dec 22, 2025 59 min

Play that ukulele

Big Mama Premier League gifted us a barn-burning weekend right on the eve of Christmas. Gosh, we must have been good this year.Today, Marcus, David and Jim revel in the enjoyable chaos of Newcastle...