“I just wish it wasn’t the grapefruit method"This week's scariest movie is... Bring Her Back. This film has everything: a sexy and shirtless Jesus digging up the dead, a 10 year old that can't stop...
"We named the dog Indy."This week's scariest movie is... Good Boy. This film has everything: Pausing for paws. WW1 pilots. And playing fetch till your arm falls off. If you love kibble noodle soup ...
"Worst. Criss. Angel. Magic trick. Ever."This week's scariest movie is... The Conjuring Last Rites. This film has everything: Egg Whites. Science Romeos. And Realty recommendations that you should ...
"Keep our hot cocoa hot and our ankles unclaimed."The Horror Virgin: This week's scariest movie is... Krampus. This film has everything: Snow Huluds,. Mouths agape, and proof the cocaine must just ...
“Olivia Colman, calm down.”This week's scariest movie is... Hot Fuzz. This film has everything: Ocular patdowns. A loose swan. And a the most charming bond to walk the earth. If you love buddy-cop ...
“Camp becomes like a frozen purgatorial church retreat.”This week’s scariest movie is… The Black Phone 2. This film has everything: the real Miracle on Ice, Tommy Tutone, and yet another franchise ...
“You got ghosts in your blood, take cocaine about it.”This week’s scariest movie is… Frankenstein. This film has everything: A 7-foot Adonis Smurf, a classic “He said/He Said,” and an episode that ...
“I hereby sentence you to adventure.”This week’s fog-soaked headless whodunit is... Sleepy Hollow (1999). This film has everything: CSI:1799. Turn in your wood badge and your musket. And The Strang...
“this is I Know What You Did Last Summer, but with Turkey.”This week’s most carved-up holiday horror movie is... Thanksgiving (With Special Guest Joe Kay!!!!). This film has everything: New holiday...
“He’s hanging by his junk... his stomach junk, not his testicle junk.”This week’s grimiest outbreak horror movie is... Blood Quantum. This film has everything: a bridge-top poop drop, an undead Big...
“It was the best of tits. It was the worst of tits.”This week’s most insane horror movie is... ThanksKilling. This film has everything: savory flavored condoms, Terrible depictions of the faceblin...
Happy Halloween HV Fam!!! Since a lot of you have been asking for this episode, we thought it might be nice for you all to hear our thoughts on Crimson Peak!!! -Todd“He’s the worst ophthalmologis...
“Tommy Doyle could have just gone to therapy, but we’re glad he didn’t.”This week’s scariest horror movie is... Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers. This film has everything: children wielding kn...
“It’s like an angsty teenager blew up because it was forced to shower.”This week’s scariest listener request movie is... Alien 3. This film has everything: A soon to be star director getting screwe...
“You might say those two guys have a hand job.”This week’s scariest meta movie is... Wes Craven’s New Nightmare. This film has everything: a murderous Thing hand, terrible sex toy suggestions, And ...
“I don’t remember A Bug’s Life having this much religion in it.”This week’s scariest horror movie is... Exorcist II: The Heretic. This film has everything: a locust DJ, a shaman/scientist in a lab ...
“All I saw was a feel-good film about an aunt who loved her nephew so much she’d stop at nothing to plan a sleepover for him.”This week’s most chaotic PTA-nightmare horror movie is... Weapons. This...
This week’s wiggiest horror movie is... Van Helsing.This film has everything: a wig that out-monsters the monsters, an electrical Wonka, And a that might be having a little bit too much fun. If you...
“This is the first time that Nicolas Cage has ever been stopped by a circle of cocaine.”This week’s nastiest toxic-boss horror movie is… Renfield. This film has everything: Corporate Dracula, Welco...
“He is just shipping himself with snacks.”This week’s bougiest coffin-cruise horror movie is… The Last Voyage of the Demeter. This film has everything: a vampire who mails himself across Europe wit...
