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How A Southern Belle Jumps The Broom
New Jan 08, 2026 2h 13m

How A Southern Belle Jumps The Broom

Demanding our respect even when it's unnecessary... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.c...

Best of 2025 Part 2
Jan 01, 2026 3h 18m

Best of 2025 Part 2

A look back at the moments that defined the year. Thank you to every listeners, new and old, who shared, and supported us along the way. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: pa...

Best Of 2025
Dec 25, 2025 2h 19m

Best Of 2025

A look back at the moments that defined the year. Thank you to every listeners, new and old, who shared, and supported us along the way. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: pa...

Step Up
Dec 18, 2025 1h 56m

Step Up

Please don't disturb my simulation... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisi...

TUH!
Dec 11, 2025 1h 47m

TUH!

Clearing the gay ass air... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread ...

Soup Drama
Dec 05, 2025 2h 6m

Soup Drama

Ignoring Ray J's black ass... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread...

Meat Lovers
Nov 25, 2025 2h 3m

Meat Lovers

Getting to your man in 30 minutes or less... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG:...

Bird-In-Law
Nov 20, 2025 2h 5m

Bird-In-Law

Dodging d**ks under tables... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread...

Some Things Are Sacred
Nov 13, 2025 2h 4m

Some Things Are Sacred

Dipping our fingers in treatment... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisist...

Trailer: Crissle's Couch
Nov 07, 2025 1 min

Trailer: Crissle's Couch

Apple:  Subscribe Now Spotify: Subscribe now  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shopthere...

Keys to the Heart
Nov 06, 2025 2h 1m

Keys to the Heart

What to do when Young Metro don't trust him... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ I...

Tepid Frozen Yogurt
Oct 30, 2025 2h 12m

Tepid Frozen Yogurt

SKVLKING outside a dessert parlor in Sydney... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ I...

Salvation
Oct 23, 2025 2h 13m

Salvation

Leave God alone!!! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by...

Mugshot Lace
Oct 16, 2025 2h 5m EXPLICIT

Mugshot Lace

Ignoring niggas for seventeen years.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thi...

(Not) Coming Home
Oct 09, 2025 2h 18m EXPLICIT

(Not) Coming Home

Grandma, bi*ch... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by ...

Grandma, Bi**h...
Oct 02, 2025 2h 15m EXPLICIT

Grandma, Bi**h...

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH..... Sakir Everett: https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-sakir-everett-a-brave-student Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle...

Harlem Hometrotter
Sep 25, 2025 2h 1m EXPLICIT

Harlem Hometrotter

Getting scammers to do chores... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisisther...

Baby Dramatics
Sep 18, 2025 2h 16m EXPLICIT

Baby Dramatics

DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury and Crissle would NEVER make jokes about a dead ass white man. They are far too classy for that. As a matter of fact, these niggas aren't even real. This episode is completely ...

Diary of a Mad White Man
Sep 11, 2025 2h 21m EXPLICIT

Diary of a Mad White Man

DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury would NEVER take pleasure in the news of a person's very tragic and public murder...even if that person glorified the very thing that got their ass murked. What sounds like lau...

Janet's Third Album
Sep 04, 2025 2h 19m EXPLICIT

Janet's Third Album

Vaccinate your damn dog, moron. ***Spoilers for "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" from 2:02:22 - 2:18:47*** Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Pa...