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Jan 07, 2026
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27 min
Mouse Turds, Cat Pee, and Facebook
Dan and Joe ring in the new year by listing their resolutions for a happy and mentally healthy 2026.
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Dec 31, 2025
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31 min
What Was That?
Dan and Joe reflect upon the year 2025 and wonder what's in store for 2026. What will social media look like next year? What about the firewood industry? I guess we will all have ...
Dec 17, 2025
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28 min
Facebook Post Much Ado About Nothing
The Wood Hounds stumble upon a FaceBook post that lit a fire about firewood sales regulations. What is everyone so mad about??
Dec 10, 2025
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31 min
'Tis The Season For Green Firewood
Our favorite woodhounds discuss the value of different types of firewood, and more specifically, seasoned vs green firewood. Is seasoned wood worth more? Um... yes it is!!
Dec 03, 2025
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27 min
$0.13 Cents Almost Bankrupted Me...Phew, Close Call!
Dan and Joe take a break from the winter storm to ponder about the origins of the firewood industry. They conclude the wood was sold too cheap! We mention our good friend Adam from Hom...
Nov 26, 2025
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26 min
Why Can't Anything In Life Be Easy...Except Selling Firewood?
Have you ever wondered why firewood is such an easy product to sell? Why do we never have enough? Why is there a firewood shortage every winter? Do you know a good plumber?
Nov 19, 2025
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25 min
The Fault In Our Log Supplies
One of the cruel realities of our passion is we cannot make firewood unless we have logs. Where do we get them? Do we buy them? Do we pull them out of the ditch on the side of the road? Regardless ...
Nov 12, 2025
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29 min
The Trouble With Sophie
Dan made the mistake of asking Joe about his vacation pictures that both revolved around the separate murders of two women named Sophie. Be sure to listen to this light-hearted and entertaini...
Nov 05, 2025
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33 min
I'm Tired Of Looking At Your Log Splitter...Show Me Your Paycheck!
Dan and Joe discuss a common request on social media platforms of disclosing personal information about income. Why do people find this something important to know of another person?
Oct 29, 2025
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30 min
Robbed Of My YouTube Numbers
Dan and Joe meander through some topics in today's episode. Joe found himself in the middle of a robbery. Dan tries to explain where all the YouTube views have gone, and both agree on t...
Oct 22, 2025
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29 min
A Furnace Forged Their Future
Two, very good looking, funny, charming podcasters can both trace their firewood roots to their purchase of an outdoor wood boiler. If they didn't already have a lot in common!
Oct 15, 2025
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32 min
Fired-Up Over Comments About a Firewood Fire
A recent fire at a Montana based firewood production yard got Dan and Joe's attention when the story was posted on YouTube. If the fire wasn't bad enough, comments left by some&nb...
Oct 08, 2025
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30 min
2025 Paul Bunyan Show, The Hottest Ticket In Town!
Dan and Joe review the recent Paul Bunyan trade show in Cambridge, Ohio, October 3-5, 2025. There is so much to discuss. The awesome firewood machines, the people, the food, the oppressive heat!
Sep 24, 2025
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29 min
These Uniforms Have Me Seeing Red
Dan and Joe talk about how a simple branded T Shirt can have an impact on a small business's bottom line. Hey, we are just two weeks away from the Paul Bunyan Show in Cambridge Ohio...Fu...
Sep 17, 2025
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32 min
Firewood Europe 2025
Joe discusses his recent, week-long tour of firewood yards in Germany and Austria and shares what he witnessed across the pond. This trip was organized by TP Siva, the Finland-based company r...
Sep 10, 2025
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26 min
Funny Fable Featuring Firewood Friends
Dan and Joe come close to violating one of their core standards for a world-class firewood podcast. No Cussing!!
Sep 03, 2025
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38 min
Keep Your Feet On The Ground and Keep Reaching For Those Cords
Dan discusses a conversation he had with a fellow firewood hobbiest he met recently. Dan tried to help him realize there is a fine line between ambition and fantasy. Or maybe not?!?!?
Aug 27, 2025
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33 min
The Best Log Splitter In The World Has A Data Plan
The irony about smartphones is we can hardly put them down to do our own job. How did we ever get through life without one? Dan and Joe discuss their lives with smartphones and how they...
Aug 13, 2025
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36 min
A Whopper Jr. Of A Tale
Dan and Joe spend the episode talking about food and firewood. Two of their favorite things!
Aug 06, 2025
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32 min
No Cats Were Harmed While Recording This Episode
A simple trip to the animal shelter didn't turn out to be so simple after all. Fill out this form...fill out that form. Let's form a club to outlaw forms!
