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Movie Theaters Rule!
New Jan 09, 2026 1h 1m EXPLICIT

Movie Theaters Rule!

Easily one of the top 5 best dark rooms you pay money to sit inside for several hours, movie theaters make for a singular experience, where people flock together to sit in silence and social intera...

Willy Wonka Rules!
Dec 26, 2025 48 min EXPLICIT

Willy Wonka Rules!

Roald Dahl’s child-endangering chocolatier is one of the most beloved literary characters, turned into an iconic film character by Gene Wilder. We’ve gotten a Timothée Chalamet prequel that’s bette...

Christmas Eve Rules! (Featuring Jared Petty)
Dec 12, 2025 53 min EXPLICIT

Christmas Eve Rules! (Featuring Jared Petty)

This episode, we’re joined by our most Santa Claus-like friend, Jared Petty, to discuss the night before Christmas. Like, the actual night, not the poem. We share some of our favorite memories, tra...

Haircuts Rule!
Nov 28, 2025 36 min EXPLICIT

Haircuts Rule!

This week we’re taking a little off the top, and tipping our hat to the age-old ceremony of lowering one’s ears. Or, in laymen’s terms, getting a haircut. We recount some of our proudest coiffures ...

Fridays Rule!
Nov 14, 2025 37 min EXPLICIT

Fridays Rule!

Almost the weekend! Friday is technically a weekday, but it’s not like the other weekdays: it’s a COOL weekday. We discuss the origins, pop cultural significance, and our own personal feelings abou...

Autumn Rules!
Oct 31, 2025 36 min EXPLICIT

Autumn Rules!

Or wait, is it fall? Whichever, it's great, and not just because of Halloween. You know, aside from our vestigial back-to-school anxiety, rapidly approaching seasonal depression, the looming threat...

Bats, Gum & Nice New Pens Rule!
Oct 17, 2025 45 min EXPLICIT

Bats, Gum & Nice New Pens Rule!

This week, Max has a surprise grab bag for Brian! Will he think these things rule as much as Max does? We discuss everyone’s favorite flying rodent that isn’t a flying squirrel, gum of the chewing ...

Gingerbread Houses, Snaggletooth & Stegosauruses Rule!
Oct 03, 2025 34 min EXPLICIT

Gingerbread Houses, Snaggletooth & Stegosauruses Rule!

This week, Brian prepared a special surprise variety pack grab bag of things that he thinks Max might be a big fan of. Gingerbread Houses, those once-seasonal edible wiccan domiciles that have sinc...

Album Covers Rule!
Sep 18, 2025 51 min EXPLICIT

Album Covers Rule!

How music looks isn’t as important as how it sounds, but it certainly plays a role. This episode, we talk about our relationship with album covers, which sometimes look like the music they’re promo...

Grilling Rules!
Sep 12, 2025 46 min EXPLICIT

Grilling Rules!

At one point, using fire to cook stuff outside was part of daily life, but now it’s just a way of microdosing caveman life. Whether you’re using gas, charcoal, or a hot sidewalk, there’s something ...

Toy Commercials Rule!
Sep 05, 2025 49 min EXPLICIT

Toy Commercials Rule!

This week, we’re delving into a very special sort of generational brain damage that we can specifically blame/thank the Reagan administration for: toy commercials! Growing up the 80s and 90s, child...

Travel Rules! (Live From Düsseldorf)
Aug 29, 2025 24 min EXPLICIT

Travel Rules! (Live From Düsseldorf)

This episode, we tried something new and recorded on location from a restaurant in Düsseldorf, Germany. We sampled the local beer and talked about some of our adventures in Deutschland, including r...

Keith David, Fire & Bread Bag Clips Rule!
Aug 08, 2025 54 min EXPLICIT

Keith David, Fire & Bread Bag Clips Rule!

This week, we’re tackling a few extremely unrelated things that rule: fire (the element), Keith David (the actor) and bread bag clips (the clips that come on bags of bread.) Why, you ask? Well, it ...

Comic-Con Rules!
Aug 01, 2025 45 min EXPLICIT

Comic-Con Rules!

Comic-Con! What was once a niche gathering of outcasts has become a massive pop-culture spectacle, and even with the infusion of blockbuster media franchises, it’s still a wonderful time, whether y...

Swimming Rules!
Jul 11, 2025 48 min EXPLICIT

Swimming Rules!

Come on in, the water’s fine! This week, we’re talking about one of the most simple, possibly primordial, occasionally deadly pleasures in life, which is traversing a body of water for recreational...

Concerts Rule!
Jul 04, 2025 49 min EXPLICIT

Concerts Rule!

Concerts! One of the most expensive and exhausting ways to lose hearing and form lasting memories, this week we’re discussing our own histories seeing live music. From Brian’s countless hip-hop sho...

Hot Dogs Rule!
Jun 27, 2025 45 min EXPLICIT

Hot Dogs Rule!

Hot dogs, dogs,  frankfurters, franks, wieners, weenies or tube steak, whatever you call these silly cylinders, they’re a good time! Whether you’re eating them in the backyard, at a ball game,...

Trucks (The Non-Ice Cream Kind) Rule!
Jun 20, 2025 51 min EXPLICIT

Trucks (The Non-Ice Cream Kind) Rule!

Last week we talked about our love of trucks that have ice cream inside, and this week… we’re talking about all the other kinds! But hold on, what’s a truck? A pickup? A steamroller? The Power Load...

Ice Cream Trucks Rule!
Jun 13, 2025 46 min EXPLICIT

Ice Cream Trucks Rule!

Easily the most beloved vehicles exclusively designed for selling dessert on the street, ice cream trucks are a staple of childhood, a beloved tradition, a lucrative side-hustle and a pretty hilari...

Mountain Dew Rules! (Featuring Seth Macy)
May 30, 2025 58 min EXPLICIT

Mountain Dew Rules! (Featuring Seth Macy)

Ya-hooooo! Mountain Dew! This week, we’re joined by good friend, esteemed colleague, and X-treme Dew-ficionado Seth Macy to talk about the history of a highly caffeinated, neon yellow soft drink. F...