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Short Suck #49: The Milk Wars: When People Died for Dairy
New Jan 09, 2026 1h 3m EXPLICIT

Short Suck #49: The Milk Wars: When People Died for Dairy

In this week's Short Suck, we head back to the 1930s, when milk wasn’t just one of many beverages  - it was survival, income, and power. As the Great Depression crushed farmers, workers, and c...

488 - The Phantom Killer and the Texarkana Moonlight Murders
Jan 05, 2026 2h 39m EXPLICIT

488 - The Phantom Killer and the Texarkana Moonlight Murders

In the spring of 1946, a masked serial killer stalked the lovers’ lanes and quiet homes of Texarkana, leaving behind brutal murders, traumatized survivors, and a small city gripped by fear. This ep...

487 - Chris Gardner & the Pursuit of Happyness
Dec 29, 2025 2h 20m EXPLICIT

487 - Chris Gardner & the Pursuit of Happyness

The year-end inspirational Timesuck is here! We wrap up 2025 with the incredible true story of Chris Gardner — a man who survived poverty, abuse, foster care, and homelessness (along with his toddl...

486 - Vigilante Justice: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (A Lot)
Dec 22, 2025 2h 50m EXPLICIT

486 - Vigilante Justice: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (A Lot)

What happens when ordinary people decide the legal system isn’t enough — and to take justice into their own hands? From real-life “superheroes” to tragic misfires, from folk-hero avengers to catast...

485 -  The Family: Australia's Most Notorious Cult
Dec 15, 2025 2h 39m EXPLICIT

485 - The Family: Australia's Most Notorious Cult

In the 1960s and ’70s, yoga teacher–turned–self-proclaimed messiah Anne Hamilton-Byrne built one of Australia’s most shocking cults—an LSD-fueled blend of New Age mysticism, stolen children, and he...

484 - The King of Beaver Island
Dec 08, 2025 2h 29m EXPLICIT

484 - The King of Beaver Island

You read that title right. Are you familiar with the story of James Strang? A blatant con artist who converted to Mormonism shortly before Joseph Smith's assassination who used a forged letter and ...

483 - Addiction: Most Misunderstood Condition Ever?
Dec 01, 2025 2h 52m EXPLICIT

483 - Addiction: Most Misunderstood Condition Ever?

In this deeply informative episode of Timesuck, we explore the history of addiction, how different cultures have tried to understand and control it, and what modern science reveals about how it rew...

Short Suck #46: Mutiny on the Bounty!
Nov 28, 2025 59 min EXPLICIT

Short Suck #46: Mutiny on the Bounty!

We sail back to 1789 and find out why the real Mutiny on the Bounty was way less “noble sailors vs brutal tyrant” and way more “horny, possibly rapey young officer snaps on his short, cheese-hoardi...

Short Suck #45: The Great Molasses Flood
Nov 14, 2025 58 min EXPLICIT

Short Suck #45: The Great Molasses Flood

On January 15th, 1919, a massive molasses tank in Boston’s North End burst, unleashing a 25-foot wall of sticky destruction that toppled buildings, derailed trains, and killed 21 people while injur...

480 - Old Blood and Guts: The Life and War of General Patton
Nov 10, 2025 2h 48m EXPLICIT

480 - Old Blood and Guts: The Life and War of General Patton

Happy Veteran's Day! George S. Patton was a war-winning, poetry-writing, reincarnation-believing chaos machine. The Allies needed him. The Nazis feared him. His bosses… tolerated him. From heroic b...

479 - Rumble, Meatsack, Rumble! The Story of Muhammad Ali
Nov 03, 2025 2h 55m EXPLICIT

479 - Rumble, Meatsack, Rumble! The Story of Muhammad Ali

He was brash, beautiful, bold, flawed, and unapologetically himself. From Olympic gold to global fame, Muhammad Ali’s story is one of rebellion, redemption, and relentless courage. This week, we di...

Nightmare Fuel 37: Dissonance (2 of 2)
Oct 31, 2025 1h 3m EXPLICIT

Nightmare Fuel 37: Dissonance (2 of 2)

Happy Halloween, Meatsacks! The conclusion of our Halloween week fictional horror! In this conclusion to yesterday's release, Duncan Briggs just wants his life to return to what it was before he'd ...

Nightmare Fuel 36: Dissonance (1 of 2)
Oct 30, 2025 1h 12m EXPLICIT

Nightmare Fuel 36: Dissonance (1 of 2)

Hello again Meatsacks! The beginning of our last bit of Halloween week fictional horror! This one was originally released back in July. In this first of two parts,  we meet a man, Duncan Brigg...

Nightmare Fuel 30: Operation Wandering Soul
Oct 29, 2025 1h 1m EXPLICIT

Nightmare Fuel 30: Operation Wandering Soul

Hello Meatsacks! Time for more Halloween week horror! This one was, as you can guess, released the week before yesterday's story, from this past May. And in it, we head to the tropical jungle of Vi...

Nightmare Fuel 31: The House of Hurt
Oct 28, 2025 1h 30m EXPLICIT

Nightmare Fuel 31: The House of Hurt

Time for another Halloween week Nightmare Fuel! This one is from this past May. And in it, we head to Upstate New York's Woodhull Mountain, where Gabe and Hassan see a very strangely placed house o...

Nightmare Fuel 28: He'll Make You Whole
Oct 27, 2025 1h 11m EXPLICIT

Nightmare Fuel 28: He'll Make You Whole

This isn't a mistake, meatsacks! I've been wanting to show you some of the new fictional content I've been working on for awhile now. And the week of Halloween seemed like a great time to do it. Th...